Earlier in the week I wrote a blog about a Fall River FupaRat who wisely decided to play ringside coach for her daughter while she beat the living snot out of another teenage girl. The video was pretty ratchetacular to behold, and ended with the All-Star Mother grabbing the girl by her hair,
before marching her brood of crotch fruit off to make a victory video that was wisely posted online. Of course, there was a totally reasonable explanation for all this, you guys.
You might be a ratchet if your follow up post to the viral video of you encouraging your high schooler to beat the brakes off a bitch starts with “Some shit went down.” This entire post is full of minimization, denial and outright lies. For instance, “I never bragged”.
Charming. Great parenting you’ve got there. But then of course the “my kid was bulllied” excuses came rolling in:
First of all, the video above does not appear to be a meek little girl who has been relentlessly bullied. Second of all, if your kid is getting death threats and being constantly harassed and bullied, there are numerous options between you and a sidewalk smackdown. They include.
- Contacting the school
- Contacting the parents
- Calling the police
- Coaching your child at home on how to (non violently) stick up for herself.
- Not poking at the kid and egging it on if they do fight.
Apparent none of this occurred to Mommy Dearest. She must’ve missed that class in Parenting 101.
And also, by some accounts, it’s her kid who is the bully.
Huh. Go figure. Mom of the year is raising a rapid little hoodrat. Color me shocked. Oh wait….don’t. I saw this twist coming, as did most reasonable adults.
Because you see, you fucking Fupapotomus, we live in a civilized society, and your job as a parent is to raise the fruit of your womb to be relatively happy, healthy, well adjusted members of it. As an adult you simply cannot go around attacking others like a wild fucking chimpanzee when they draw your ire. That’s a one way ticket to abject poverty and jail. This is relatively simple stuff, that Mama Mufferbutter should understand, especially because apparently she’s getting charged for roughing up someone else’s kid.
Huh. Also saw that coming. And since homegirl here is such a great mom, another one of her rapid little animals came on to defend Mother Ratchet:
While vowing that she, too, would be willing to “catch a case”,
…And yet, somehow she thinks she’s going to be a DCF worker.
Good luck with that one, sweetheart.