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Fall River Gender Blender Is Back And Pretending To Commit Suicide On Facebook So He Can Blame People He Stole From And Victimize Himself

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Remember this dude?


He goes by Mila Kingsley, but we named it the Fall River Gender Blender after it moved to California for gender reassignment surgery, and to look for sugar daddies to pay for the procedure. Along the way it went missing.

But it was really just in jail for a little bit after stealing tens of thousands of dollars worth of merchandise from designer stores, which of course it documented on Facebook to show the world how well its tranny modeling career was going.

It pretended like it found a sugar daddy who was paying for these luxury items.

But the Fall River Gender Blender is really just a common thief.

Then it set up a GoFundMe, claiming that it was falsely accused (even though it plead guilty) and that it took the fall for an imaginary friend.

Of course it couldn’t just pawn the watch because it claimed its ex took the watch back.

Translation – the store took back their property.

This fine gentlemen appeared on the Turtleboy live show with UT and Bret Killoran, and it insisted it was not a scammer or a liar. We have not heard from it since.

Then yesterday it posted this:

Fuck these people. This is just more attention seeking behavior for the purposes of self-victimization, and the weaponization of suicide. This is what Michelle Carter has done to society. People like Greg Bates and the Fall River Gender Blender now threaten to commit suicide as a way for people to feel bad for them. Then people want to blame the people who allegedly drove them to do this, even though suicide is a choice a person makes. It’s so fucked up on so many levels, because suicide is such a serious and somber issue. But people who actually plan on killing themselves don’t post shit like this on Facebook. Especially when they posted this the day before:

It’s hiding behind the “I’m a victim of anti-trans hate crime” shield. Newsflash – it was never the victim of a hate crime either. It just realizes that the only way to never be held responsible for poor life decisions is through self-victimization. It’s almost as if dudes who think they’re chicks are suffering from some sort of mental disorder.

18 Comment(s)
  • Greg Kevorkian, Bladesmith
    November 16, 2018 at 3:49 am

    Get the razor blade and do it right.
    Remember kidz, it’s “down the road” and not “across the street” if you’re serious about the project.
    Don’t worry, your funeral will be absolutely faaaaabulous.

  • Rockets Redglare
    November 14, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    For all the trans-testicle lovers out here the 19th annual transgender day remembrance is November 20th in South Yarmouth on the Cape. Wear your finest FMP’s…

  • Battling Bastard of Bastogne
    November 14, 2018 at 8:53 am

    I went through numerous artillery barrages for this?

  • whatevuh
    November 13, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Keep calm, and get some rope . . . .

  • Judge dread
    November 13, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    This doesn’t look like suicide to me. It looks like either a night of partying with some pills to pop after all the coke/meth is done or it’s just aspirin and powdered sugar.

    It sounds like this creature is channeling the infamous IRC dude Ripper, search engine “ripper irc overdose”. He had a “grip of drugs” and died during online chat in like 2004 or some shit.

    This is what liberals are glorifying with the whole tranny thing, suicide attempts and severe mental illness.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 13, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    Kinda hot.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dr. Fraser Crane
    November 13, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Being Transgender is not a choice.
    Having mental illness is not a choice.
    “It” has a mental illness called Trans-genderism.
    “It” is also afflicted with the co-disorder of Liberalism.
    Both are chronic and both have no cure.

    November 13, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Just do the world a favor and shoot some fentanyl already. Alot of it, put 4 grams in that needle and shoot it in your neck. You tuck and cluck attention seeking mental case!

  • WTF is it !!!
    November 13, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    The picture of that thing giving the middle finger makes me want to cave it’s face in.

  • joe friday
    November 13, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    ” This is what suicide looks like “. Actually it you need a dead body to prove suicide, but you keep trying we’re all pulling for you…

  • Al Bundy
    November 13, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Sir…I mean…ma’am……I don’t think we can squeeze you into these size 10m heels.

  • Bob Saget
    November 13, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    If it needs cash, I’ll throw it a $20 to stick it in its pooper.

  • Sally
    November 13, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    I hope the police notice all the drugs it has.

  • Crispy C
    November 13, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    I would love to encourage him to kill himself but really this Michelle Carter thing has just made it not worth the hassle. Hopefully he killed himself without any encouragement and we all win and the world is a better place.

    Trannies are so fucking dumb and pathetic. Can we all just drop them on a tranny island somewhere?

  • Did it do it yet?
    November 13, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    The only known and effective cure for being a fruitcake is suicide.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 13, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    It has a few issues I guess

    If It wants to off itself, than it is up to It to do it.

    That sums ‘It” up

  • Transvestite Transfusion
    November 13, 2018 at 11:58 am

    When it was put in jail did they put in with the men or women? Or do trannies have their own wing?

  • Fruitsalad Ali
    November 13, 2018 at 11:50 am

    In Iran they would have thrown him off a building. Tell him he’s lucky.

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