Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but a couple junkpumps were arrested down in Brockton by the Sea for breaking into cars.
I for one am shocked. They just don’t look at all like the kind of people who will break into your car because they have the “disease,” and then hide behind a God damn bush, like the cops won’t find them there.
I know, I know, stories like this are a dime a dozen so who cares, right? Well it got interesting once the Falmouth Fuckweasel went on Facebook to announce the many ways in which she dindu nuffin.
Yea guys, you don’t know how she acquired a backpack full of stolen merchandise. The cops were really just “ass wholes.”
But even her friends were like…..but….you did it. She had a response for that.
Yea, lots of people bring around equipment for breaking into cars for “safety.” Plus, you never know when you’re gonna drive your non-existent car into the ocean, so you should probably have one on you at all times in case you need to smash the window. And the fact that they’re clearly junkies who possessed all of the reportedly stolen items is a coincidence. Plus, she has a star witness – her “mah.” She bought all them shits for her.
As a general rule of thumb I assume that anyone who calls them “cigs” has some food stamps they’re willing to sell me. I think we all can guess what her brand of choice is.
She might as well have Newport Lights tattooed on her forehead.
Anyway, she’s really busy looking for “employment,” and fucking around with dog filters, so she doesn’t have time for anyone else’s bullshit.
Just understand she dindu nuffin and free muh boi 100 emoji.
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