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Famewhoring Daddy Dunks Jason Brillon Is At It Again – Gets Shot Last Night In A Scoot And Shoot In Haverhill, Runs To The News With A Slug Still In Him

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Whoa fam, talk about coincidences! Jason Brillon, AKA Daddy Dunks, the famewhoring papa who tried to capitalize off of his kid taking a highchair to the head at the hands of a “bully” had a cap busted in his proverbial ass last night around 9. The attempted merking went down in Haverhill only hours after this blog where Jason made a brief, cameo appearance went live. 



So, what happened?

SOURCE: “Two men are being treated for a single gunshot wound each after yet another shooting in the Acre neighborhood.

One victim identified himself to WHAV as Jason D. Brillon. He said he and his brother, Ronald, were both shot just before 9 p.m. in the area of Cedar and Dover Streets. He believes they were intentionally targeted.

“We were outside on Cedar Street and we heard the shots. I got shot in my shoulder, went in the back, out the front,” Jason Brillon told WHAV in a brief exchange from Lawrence General Hospital. “It was a drive-by shooting. I wish I knew the reason. They’re bringing us to Boston for surgery.”

Brillon, of Salem, N.H., was recently in the news, defending his 11-year-old daughter against, what he called “bullying” and assault by a former classmate at a Bradford doughnut shop. His daughter lives in Haverhill.

Haverhill Police say they responded to a report of two men possibly shot. Officers found two adult men who had each been shot once. Both parties were taken to a local hospital. Police are not releasing other details yet, while an initial investigation is underway.

This is the third neighborhood shooting with injuries in less than two months. An unidentified man was found with “multiple gunshot wounds” Aug. 3, just past midnight, near 21 Pentucket St.

Earlier, on July 1, two men were shot outside 37 Cedar Street near Fourth Avenue. A 31-year-old Haverhill man was sent to a Boston hospital with serious injuries. The other, a 29-year-old Haverhill man was grazed by a bullet, treated at the scene and released.

Thursday night’s injuries were not considered to be life-threatening. Police are asking for the public’s help for any information. Witnesses or others who may have information may call the Haverhill Police Department at 978-373-1212 where they may leave an anonymous tip.

This is a developing story, continually updated.”

One victim IDENTIFIED HIMSELF… ’cause of course, the first thing anyone does when they’ve been capped is run to the news and give ’em the low-down on the lead chillin’ inside their body before making your way to the hospital. Right.

Not like this is surprising behavior for Daddy Dunks, though. He has tried to capitalize off of every.single.fucking.tragedy that has happened near him in his life. Like the time he picked up his almost-dead friend and tossed him out on the stoop of the ER, then ran to the newspaper to give his account of what happened, making it all about him.  Same shit with what happened with his kid.

And is this really all that surprising? His brother Ronnie, the other target,



has been arrested for drug trafficking on that very street a million times. It’s all right there in the first blog we did. After the first story, we received shit-tons of unconfirmed anecdotes about Jason being involved in a huge drug bust in Methuen like 10 years ago, however, not a peep about it on the interwebz. Wooooooooooonder why that is? ‘Cause I don’t doubt the veracity of those claims one little bit.

Anyway, Jason and Ronnie both seem to be OK – which is great, ’cause we really don’t wanna wish harm on people, especially ones that bring us revenue for their stupidity.


Well enough to post on the Facebook machine, anyway. And there’s babymama Jiz sending her well-wishes. So sweet!


Some muyha f er wants retaliation – don’t know exactly what that means but it sounds important.

And then we’ve got Melissa Johnstone, whose humble shanty is where the scoot and shoot happened. She’s walking around 10 hours later still covered in Jason’s platelet splooge and felt the need to announce it, like it’s some hoodrat badge of honor. Girl, you naaaaaaaaaaasty.


Wonder how long it is before Turtleboy is pegged as a hard-shelled assassin? We’re waiting.












7 Comment(s)
  • John Barker
    August 11, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    You’re a Drug Dealer Dude…Being shot is a perk…

  • Mom's Basement
    August 11, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    Ronnie is such a clean freak that he needs two vacuum cleaners so that he can alternate when one overheats.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 11, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Fuck! Lucky again.

    This work shit I do, every day, keeps me out of harms way!

    Get a job. Be safe.

    ( I don’t even know where to buy a shirt like that!)

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 11, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    What you want to bet they tried to pass off some soap chips to the wrong crackhead?

  • Mongo Shepard
    August 11, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Those people who respond on Facebook and buy into this bullshit are as pathetic as it gets. OMG SMH! PRAYERS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Idiots.

    • Alan Perreault
      August 12, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      The shooter should’ve tried harder, screw this dumpster slug and his family

    August 11, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    What a fucking loser! And 0% chance this was not staged so he could look like a badass and not the pussy he is

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