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Fat Bastard From Spencer Whose Fatness Crushed His Wife’s Twin Sister To Death Is The Most Spencer Story Ever Told

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Have you been following the trial of Steven West? The man who is being charged with murder after crushing his victim to death due to his own fatness during sex:

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Not just one refrigerator – one and a half refrigerators!! You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re facing a murder charge and you’re being referred to as a kitchen appliance.

This is the most Spencer story ever told:

  • Steven West met his ex-wife Caitlin Haden on Myspace and they got married when they were 20.
  • For some reason Caitlin Haden thought a 400 pound man who she met on MySpace was worth purchasing a bus ticket to Indiana so that she could meet him.
  • He had no car and no home, so they stayed in an an Indiana motel.
  • Somehow she convinced him to move to Spencer in 2012, because apparently that town doesn’t have enough problems. They got married and he knocked her up.

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  • When he moved to Spencer he decided to sleep in a tent rather than move in with her. Ya got that? He traveled halfway across the country to sleep in a tent in Spencer.
  • Then for whatever reason Caitlin Haden thought it would be a good idea to get knocked up by this fat bastard, not once, but twice.
  • Soon afterwards her twin sister Alyssa Haden moved into her apartment, right around the same time the fat lardo ditched the tent and moved in with his wife and children.
  • Steven West was really into 50 Shades of Gray and wanted to tie his wife up and stuff. She wasn’t into it. Hey genius, you weigh 400 pounds. You don’t get to be picky about how you have sex. You are beyond lucky as it is that you found a human being willing to fornicate with you.
  • His wife said that she was attracted to him, despite all the blubber and fatness because, “His personality outweighed that.” Fantastic choice of words.

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  • The fat bastard must’ve gotten the impression that every woman out there lusts for his rolls, so he started making the moves on Alyssa Haden, which some contend were welcomed, but others say were pushed away.
  • Alyssa Haden ended up dying after having sex with this big piece of Spencer love muffin. His wife Caitlin was in the hospital, pregnant with their second child.
  • Steven West is set to take the stand in his defense, claiming gang members from Indiana drove to Spencer to kill Alyssa Haden.

That right there is a Spencer love triangle to remember. I don’t wanna make light of this because someone died here. But seriously, this is most amazing tale of white trash debauchery I’ve ever seen. And like I said, I’m most amazed that a 400 pound man has this much sex. It’s really mind-boggling when you think about it. When I see this face I can just smell the Ho-Ho’s from here:

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That man right there was destined to one day live in Spencer and crush his wife’s twin sister to death while reenacting 50 Shades of Gray.





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9 Comment(s)
  • Shane
    June 8, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    I’m from Brownsburg, Indiana. I went to High School with Steven West. He was a year younger than I, he has an older skanky sister named Tiffany West who was a year above me but she was constantly held back. That whole family is trash.

    Steven was in my computer class sophomore year, and he smelled so morherfuckin’ bad. He used to have scaly/crusty white shit on his arm that reminded me of bleu cheese crumbles.

    First time I encountered their family, the fat toad parents were sitting inside the garage, sipping straight from Coca-Cola 2 liter bottles and smoking cigarettes, while Tiffany was throwing clothes and dresser drawers out of a bedroom window down onto the front lawn.

    I never really talked to steven but he asked me one time to play World of Warcraft… I declined. This story does not in one but surprise me, as crazy as it is. Steven was a gross, fat slob. His whole family is.

  • Minella
    February 6, 2016 at 9:43 am

    This is such a ridiculous story….I don’t even know what to think!….”apparently, that town doesn’t have enough problems” lol..

  • RJ
    February 4, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    Let he who has never crushed his wife’s twin sister to death during rough sex while his wife was giving birth cast the first stone.

    • Pensrant
      February 5, 2016 at 7:51 am

      I think I love you RJ!

  • Reddog
    February 4, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Such a sad story. I went to school with her mother. She was a very nice,smart,sweet girl,and so were her twins. This is one reason we need to teach our children how to be safe on social media,because the next thing you know some sick fuck from Indiana is shacking up wIth them. Please don’t make this out into something other than a tragic story. He’s a fucking predator!

    February 4, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    This is so Spencer it hurts

    • Wabbitt
      February 4, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      This is so Spencer, it’s practically Webster.

  • The Matchmaker
    February 4, 2016 at 1:42 pm

    Hey Turtle Boy, why don’t you spring for a motel room for Mr. West and Sarai Rivera? Just make sure it’s a twin bed and he’s on top.

  • Spankster
    February 4, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    I’ll tell ya . You cannot make this shit up. It has gotten to the point that I will believe ANYTHING that comes from West of the WOO!!!

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