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Father’s Day came early in Sutton this year:
Noting to see here. Just a homeless father and son duo from Somerville randomly robbing a Starbucks in Sutton before leading the cops on a high speed chase in a Cadillac, trying to hide in a driveway, and then crashing into a cop car. Good day of bonding Dad!
By the looks of their Facebook’s and Google trophy cabinets, I’m guessing that the son was the ring leader. He’s pretty much been arrested a billion times:
That’s two shitheads from Hingham in one day. How does these people afford to live in Hingham??
According to Billy boy he did 15 years in the clink cuz of a snitch:
Good thing he’s robbing Starbucks and posting pictures like this to Facebook:
Shoutout to the homies in Cell Block G!
Y’all got Wifi in there?
Apparently he’s moved to Dudley:
Which more than likely means he was on his way from Webster to Southbridge when he ran out of gas.
And it looks like the Cadillac is Dad’s prize possession:
But according to Billy boy, one day it will be his:
A kid can dream! Right after his next 10-12 year stint in Walpole he might finally get an uninsured used car with 150,000 miles on it that’s smashed into a couple cop cars while fleeing robberies of chain coffee stores.
I’m sure this was just the wakeup call he needed. Because clearly this is the face of someone who is about to turn their life around:
I actually kind of feel bad for the Dad. I can’t find any dirt on him, and on his Facebook page he’s all about Jesus and shit. Unlike his winner son he appeared to be gainfully employed at one time.
Then the next thing you know his kid gets out of the can, tries to reconcile their broken relationship, and BOOM – he gets talked into an armed robbery. Only one person went into the store. What are the odds it was his shitstain son?