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Father Son Homeless Duo From Somerville Spend Bonding Time Together Robbing Sutton Starbucks, Smashing Into Northbridge Cop During High Speech Chase In Cadillac

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Father’s Day came early in Sutton this year:

 


Noting to see here. Just a homeless father and son duo from Somerville randomly robbing a Starbucks in Sutton before leading the cops on a high speed chase in a Cadillac, trying to hide in a driveway, and then crashing into a cop car. Good day of bonding Dad!

By the looks of their Facebook’s and Google trophy cabinets, I’m guessing that the son was the ring leader. He’s pretty much been arrested a billion times:

That’s two shitheads from Hingham in one day. How does these people afford to live in Hingham??

According to Billy boy he did 15 years in the clink cuz of a snitch:

Good thing he’s robbing Starbucks and posting pictures like this to Facebook:

Shoutout to the homies in Cell Block G!

Y’all got Wifi in there?

Apparently he’s moved to Dudley:

Which more than likely means he was on his way from Webster to Southbridge when he ran out of gas.

And it looks like the Cadillac is Dad’s prize possession:

But according to Billy boy, one day it will be his:

A kid can dream! Right after his next 10-12 year stint in Walpole he might finally get an uninsured used car with 150,000 miles on it that’s smashed into a couple cop cars while fleeing robberies of chain coffee stores.

I’m sure this was just the wakeup call he needed. Because clearly this is the face of someone who is about to turn their life around:

I actually kind of feel bad for the Dad. I can’t find any dirt on him, and on his Facebook page he’s all about Jesus and shit. Unlike his winner son he appeared to be gainfully employed at one time.

Then the next thing you know his kid gets out of the can, tries to reconcile their broken relationship, and BOOM – he gets talked into an armed robbery. Only one person went into the store. What are the odds it was his shitstain son?

30 Comment(s)
  • Damion Buonaiuto
    March 19, 2018 at 4:34 am

    great post we need more

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  • Anonymous
    February 14, 2018 at 5:13 am

    Agreed this guy is undoubtedly a shitbag, but it was indeed the father who went into the shop and committed the robbery. No one involved even saw the son. Don’t make assumptions.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 13, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    One of those outside pictures was taken on Southbridge St. in Auburn. The one with jr. smoking a butt and the sign behind him is in the window of the fabric store opposite West St. Begs the question, any unsolved house breaks in the area?

  • Well, No Shit
    February 13, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Fifteen years in the pen. Nice.

    I bet his asshole is the size of the Ted Williams Tunnel, and has had about as much traffic in it.

    It would be heartbreaking if this guy got killed. A real fucking tragedy.

  • Chip Striker
    February 13, 2018 at 10:18 am

    tattoos, flat brim hat with stickers still on them, oversized jewelry and selfies trying to look like a hard ass.

    All the ingredients to make a fucking retard.

    • Just me
      February 13, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      Retards feel triggered by your comment

  • gfldgadfly
    February 13, 2018 at 9:17 am

    They should put him in a cell with Eric vater aka the perc popeye. He needs some friends his own age, with similar interests. Day drinking with yer ol man is cool and all… but during ice fishing season, not robbing starbucks season.

  • Raul Mondesi
    February 13, 2018 at 8:49 am

    You gotta give this ‘fam’ some credit, they have classy tastes:
    –they romp in Hingham
    –worship ‘American luxury’ cars (Caddy)
    –deal in unpronounceable pharmaceuticals (Buprenorphine)
    — honor a distorted version Omerta, the Mafia code of silence, (did 12 years bc of a rat–I ain’t no rat)

    Of course, they’re mixed up:
    –they’re not *really* Hinghamites
    –Cadillac is a dead brand
    –Drug knowledge doesn’t make you intelligent
    –Hollywood Mafia B.S. + Irish Clover Tatt = I bet they get drunk on Bailey’s on listen to House of Pain’s “Jump Around” and sing “Ah never eat the pig because a pig is a cop” in unison.

  • February 13, 2018 at 8:12 am

    What’s with the cross necklace? Are you kidding me?

  • Hugh Jass
    February 13, 2018 at 6:00 am

    This guy looks like 90% of TB readers, no? Besides, my grrrl DeDe would give him the ol’ SJW 1-2, just like she did to TB. How’s your FB Live feed, TB? Snicker…

    • Didi is really straight and gurgles cum
      February 13, 2018 at 8:29 am

      Hey Jasshole,

      I hope you get a pharyngeal yeast infection from all the uncircumcised dongs you deep-throat

    • DiDi Gelado
      February 13, 2018 at 8:50 am

      Looks like? Racist. 3 Musketeers…

    • Poo Swizzle Stick
      February 13, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Yuge Arse,

      If she was really your grrrrrrrrl, you’d know how to spell her name.

  • Sewage Tsunami
    February 13, 2018 at 5:45 am

    Massholes….. this is why we don’t need more criminals in this state. Guatemala, Dominica, Mehico, Somalia…. NO MAS!! Go home, fix your own dam country, you’re not a refugee you’re a leech. Massachusetts is already over quota with deadbeats and criminals. The golden geese are disappearing from this state those still here are producing less golden eggs.

    Hordes of ignorant savages washing through this state like a sewage tsunami. Massachusetts lawmakers solution is to raise taxes on everything, to pay for the savage’s hotpockets, doritos, section 8, public defenders, leased Escalade. Brazilian guy in Westboro with 20 million hidden in his mattress. Massachusetts law makers spit on the citizen and working person. No peeka ingrish… tee hee hee.. gim me yo wallet gringo.. tee hee hee.

    • Robert Handling
      February 13, 2018 at 8:37 am

      Hey Sewage Tsunami,
      Thank you for your insightful commentary. It would of be aided if the fact was these two guys were from one of these foreign ethnicities you so lovingly speak of. We are actually looking at two slovenly Micks, as Irish as a leprechaun on crack. So what is it, should the blimey limeys go back too? Because you would empty out at least 14 towns and cities in the Mass alley. We get it, you’re all about Trump, you want a wall, and fuck all these foreigners. May the gods bless you with a Homosexual Haitian Junkie for a Son in law and a slew of kids from 8 different South American ethnicities. I doubt this would widen your world view, since the cause is most likely hopeless, but it would at least give you a personal touch when you want to go DACA hunting on someone, you can trey and deport your own. HAHAHAHA, as the Mighty Finn would say, “GET FUCKED!”

      • Chrissy is a Dumb Cunt
        February 14, 2018 at 7:37 pm

        Hey SJW wannabee on your soap box,
        You must be the homosexual haitian junkie, you so lovingly speak of. I know you hate Irish people and white people and Trump. 14 towns emptied out, I call that a good start. You missed the point entirely, no surprise. We already have enough SSI/EBT scum like yourself leeching off the taxpayers in Mass. We don’t need this sewage tsunami of foreign scum to join with the local scum that you so loving refer to as slovenly Micks. We all know sjw failures like yourself are the first to cross the street in fear of somebody different, move to Caracas for 6 months, show us all. “mighty finn” you are too funny, you make me laugh.

  • John P
    February 13, 2018 at 4:13 am

    I used to beat the shit out of this kid in middle school. What a pussy.

    • Summa Ville... duh.. whaaa
      February 13, 2018 at 5:49 am

      ^^ you sound like an ass, your stupidity helped make him what he is today.

    • Your the pussy
      February 13, 2018 at 7:03 am

      I use to beat this kid up in middle school says a almost 40 year old. You got big issues if you think that’s cool

      • Archie
        February 13, 2018 at 8:14 am

        I think he was implying that this guy was a punk and gigantic pussy in Middle School that is now pretending to be some sort of tough guy more than he was looking to sound tough and being blamed for this douchebags behavior. 

        In elementary terms, this Nickerson guy was a loser growing up, non-athletic with no friends. Think KEVIN LYNCH. that is exactly who this guy is like. 

        And it’s “you’re”. Pussy

        • Your the pussy
          February 13, 2018 at 9:01 am

          I’m not worried that I made a spelling mistake on a comment thread. Not the end of the world 🙂

          • Archie
            February 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm

            Understood Pussy. And I’m not surprised. Have some self-pride for Christ’s sake. 

            First of all, it was not a “spelling mistake”, but sure, go ahead and make excuses. It’s what weak people like you do. 

            Secondly, (which is directly related to the first) is instead of apologizing for your comment toward John because YOU misinterpreted it, you simply ignore it then downplay the fact that you are (you’re) not very intelligent. 

            However, you already let us know that when you resorted to name calling on your first post. “Your a pussy”. 

      • John P
        February 13, 2018 at 12:48 pm

        I never said it was cool. I’m just stating facts. This dude is a wannabe tough guy.

        • Archie
          February 13, 2018 at 3:32 pm

          I knew exactly what you meant John. It just seems that you triggered someone who was beat up in Middle School and they lashed out at you. 

          Pussy, Perhaps had you had any self-confidence or had been so tough in Middle School (or paid attention and learned the difference between “your” and “you’re”) you would have stood up for yourself back then which likely would have allowed you to not have such miserable flashbacks when John shares his memories of the wannabe Lynchy. 

          Just saying…

        • John P George
          February 14, 2018 at 7:50 pm

          Please tell the internet more of your middle school conquests beating up other kids… when you finish. Tell us about your days in little-league and high school sports. You are such an interesting goy! An your frend archy he seem like a real weiner to!!

    • Hugh Jass
      February 13, 2018 at 8:45 am

      Oh, gee, another Internet Tough Guy…

      • DiDi Gelado
        February 13, 2018 at 8:47 am

        Another? Meaning on top of you? Reese’s…

  • Winter Nickerson
    February 13, 2018 at 2:09 am

    Bet you Daddy didnt even know his IDIOT son had walked into Starbucks and jacked it. Whats a pop to do? Kid (i know grown sponge head) , but Junior comes out, he doesn’t have those 2 Cafe Lattes he was suppose to, instead he’s got a fistful of fins and saw bucks. “Hit it Dad, I fucked up, I just robbed the place,” of course daddy’s going to punch it and GTF out of there. I bet he was screamin at him the whole time, you damn idiot mother fucker you’re just like your mother. HAVE U SEEN THE MOM”S FB Profile? it looks just like Junior with a really bad wig on. OMG, if I didnt know it was ma, I would have bet the world, Little Billy Nickerson was going drag and one of those gagging decrepit drag looks. Poo’ Daddy, now he’s going to be looking at 3-5 for being Little Billy’s sperm daddy. A good dad, caught in the wrong place at the wrong time with a hair brained son. LMMFAO

    • Arthur Mustat
      February 13, 2018 at 8:30 am

      Your description of the scenario was literally what I was thinking the whole time reading lol

    • Strata
      February 13, 2018 at 11:49 am

      He is a loser and a burden on society …. I love how people like this are into Facebook, yet they have no life to be proud of and should be hiding in a hole. Nice pics with middle fingers, pissed look, and goofy hat. Armed robbery huh, enjoy real prison time !

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