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Feministos and race baiters are uniting across the country to bash this sorority recruitment video from the University of Alabama, which features some of the most insanely gorgeous women, all of which are white:

See that right there? This is why Abraham Lincoln fought so hard to keep a bunch of redneck states in the Union. That video right there. Yea, sorry, that’s not a sorority recruitment video – it’s softcore porn. Tell me how any straight man can possibly watch this and not have your mind consumed with sex. All over the country husbands are sitting in dark rooms, waiting for their wives to fall asleep. That’ just a scientific fact. I mean, do you understand how many award winning movies began like this?

Like, half.

Look, when I first saw this video, which has now been viewed over half a million times despite the sorority taking it down, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I hated it and loved it at the same time. It’s one of the most mesmerizing videos I’ve ever seen. But the only offensive part about it was the music. What the fuck was that all about?

Here’s the thing though – this is Ala-fucking-Bama. A school that Forrest Gump had to be integrate at gunpoint. I mean, maybe, just fucking MAYBE give a bid to a sister once in a while? Or two or three? Maybe toss an Asian girl in there with a couple Cubans. It’s just a much, much better look considering this sorority is in Ala-fucking-Bama. I mean, it’s a state with a lot of black people and the only black guy in it is the football player, who clearly is banging all of them.

And I’m sorry but the feministos have a point here. If you’re a heavy hitter in Tuscaloosa and you watch this video, you would NEVER in a million years think that you had any shot at getting a bid. Ever. Like, it’s impossible. Because there are at least 100 babes in that video and every single one of them is a knockout junior smokeshow extraordinaire. And with the bidding process, you don’t get a written explanation as to why you were rejected. But if you’re a heavy hitter, you know exactly why you didn’t get in. And that’s pretty fucked up because bigger people have feelings too.

Look, they’re a private institution, but they’re really not. The bottom line is they live in a house that the publicly funded school owns. And you don’t have to be a genius to read between the lines here. Only hot white, preferably blonde babes need apply.

Last thing I’ll say is this – sorority’s are the stupidest fucking institutions that ever existed. They serve absolutely no purpose. Sororities are not allowed to have parties. They are gigantic dens for petty 19 year olds who like drama, yoga pants, head bands, and acting fake 24/7. That’s it.

Fraternities have a purpose – they’re for guys who find it too challenging to pick up girls at bars. When you’re in a frat, freshmen girls haven’t been on campus long enough to realize that frats aren’t that cool. Every year you get older, but the girls you’re hanging out with stay the same age. All you gotta do is suck it up and be someone’s bitch for a semester, and the rest of your years you get to destroy your house and have it cleaned up by a bunch of slaves pledges. It serves a purpose to be in a frat.

P.S. Every major TV network in this country is guilty of doing the EXACT same thing, which is why it’s so hypocritical that the media made a big deal out of this. And no one is worse than Fox News. To debate this video they brought on three women, who would undoubtably not have their jobs if they gained 15 pounds.

My point exactly.

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