This is Brittany Dauphinais from Killingly, CT.
And she may well be the stupidest drug dealer of all time. On June 24th she made her debut appearance on the public shaming device that is the WINY Radio Facebook page for getting caught with crack cocaine and fentanyl while driving around in an unregistered, uninsured car.
Her mughshot came out better than any school picture I’ve ever posed for.
I would literally pay money to get my crotch fruits to smile like she does after getting arrested for riding dirty on their school picture day.
A lot of the comments were the typical “it’s a disease,” “stop judging,” and “we shouldn’t be criminalizing addiction” bullshit that enable these slobrags to get trapped in cycles of addiction.
Literally two days later this happened.
Turns out she’s not just some sympathetic junkie; she’s a drug dealer who sells poisons to junkies, possibly to finance her own addiction. And literally the dumbest drug dealer of all time, because she wrote the names of her clients on the 74 bags of fentanyl she had on her, in case she forgot who to give them to. Can someone please introduce homegirl to Google Docs or something?
Amazing someone bonded her out for $10K, and she immediately went out, got more drugs, and sold it in the middle of some business parking lot on the busiest street in town in broad daylight. Wicked smart. Her mugshot this time was slightly less cheery, and could best be described as “finding out you’re going to spend eternity in purgatory.”
Not so bad. Not so good either.
She was put on $25,000 bond, which you would think would be enough to keep her in jail until court. But you’d be wrong because this happened yesterday….
Very rarely has anyone pulled off the WINY Radio trifecta in just one week. There have been many a ratchet to do it over the course of a few months, but one week? That’s the stuff of slopqueef legends. In her defense she at least was the passenger this time, and was smart enough not to label the packages. This time she had a different haircut and seemed slightly less thrilled to be there.
Here’s my question – who is her supplier, and how is she still alive? From my minimal understanding of drug dealing, which I mostly pieced together from watching Better Call Saul and The Wire, I was under the impression that low level dealers like her got fronted the product from someone higher up, and then sold it directly to junkies on the street. If you get busted by the cops that’s not Diego’s problem. It’s up to you to figure out a way to get make that money back by Friday, because Diego don’t play. So why aren’t the cops using her to get information on her dealer? That’s how it’s supposed to work out on these mean streets. Seems like she’s just some local idiot who’s probably gonna be back on WINY Radio by the end of the month.
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