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Flat Brimmed Athole From Athol Arrested For Murdering Leominster Woman Posted “RIP Kelsey” On The Day Her Body Was Discovered By Police 


MassliveA 23-year-old man was arrested Monday and charged in the homicide of a Leominster woman, whose body was found outside the entrance to the town’s wastewater treatment facility a week ago. Keith Hamel, of Athol, was arrested downtown on a warrant charging him in the murder of Kelsey Clifford, 26, said Mary Carey, spokeswoman for Northwestern District Attorney David E. Sullivan. He is being held without bail and is scheduled to be arraigned in the Orange District Court on Tuesday morning, she said. Soon after Clifford’s body was found, officials said her death was suspicious. Carey on Monday confirmed police were investigating the death as a homicide.

Check out what this douchebag had the nerve to post after her body was discovered.

What a sadistic bag of rancid foreskin this shitbag is. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is…..

The hat. Guilty.

Of course it’s far from his first run in with the law. He made the Athol Daily News in March for warrants, drug possession, and assaulting a cop.

On Wednesday, March 20, at approximately 8:30 a.m., K9 Officer Craig Deveneau of the Athol Police Department observed Keith Hamel who is known to have a warrant out of the State of New Hampshire riding as the passenger in a motor vehicle. Ofc. Deveneau was able to stop the vehicle between Exchange and Church Streets and Officer Erick Fredette arrived on scene to assist. Upon confirming the New Hampshire warrant, the officers were in the process of handcuffing Hamel when he struck both officers and ran. Ofc. Deveneau deployed K9 Gronk at this time via his remote door opener. After a brief chase, K9 Gronk apprehended Mr. Hamel. Neither the officers nor the K9 were injured. Hamel, age 22 of 36 Prospect St., Athol, was treated for minor scrapes to his hands prior to being transported to the Orange District Court where he was expected to be arraigned on the following charges: fugitive from justice (New Hampshire); two counts of assault and battery on a police officer; resisting arrest, and possession of a Class B substance (Cocaine).

And yes, he’s almost always wearing a flat brimmed hat.

A career criminal dopehead with warrants who lives in Athol and doesn’t bend the brim of his cap. The odds that this guy would be named Keith are astronomically high.

You’d think he wouldn’t be so cavalier with human life, especially since it looks like his brother Ray recently passed away according to his Mama.

Don’t worry Keith, I’m sure your girlfriend will stay loyal to you while you’re serving a life sentence.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Camille "Butchy" Bouchard
    November 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Mom was educated in the Lowell School System. Due to her fetal alcohol syndrome she was drawn into the world of The Inbred Frog Hell’s Angels Bouchard Chapter 101 in Fitchburg. Then she proceeded to shit out 7 babies with fetal alcohol syndrome. All were conceived during Bike Week.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    November 24, 2019 at 11:35 am

    26 and planning a meetup to fight the ex girlfriend. Now she’s dead. That my friends is not just white trash, it’s the whole fucking dumpster. Skip court. Behead them all.

  • IveBeenHereBefore
    November 21, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Based on what everyone is saying, including the following individuals, I do not think Keith killed her. I think he’s guilty as fuck, but I’ll explain what I think his role was in a moment. My theory is that it was the victims boyfriends, ex girlfriend and his sister who killed her. I think Keith lured her to where they were waiting for her. The ex gf and Kelsey were supposed to meet up to fight on Sunday, but that didn’t happen for some reason. And yet by Monday Kelsey is dead. It’s true anyone could have been wearing that sweater when they stabbed Kelsey. Including one of those girls who were waiting for her. And at least one of the girls I mentioned is also very good friends with Keith. I cant say for sure if I think the boyfriend knew anything was going to happen or if they even meant to kill her. But it’s weird as hell he was having a sleepover at friends, leaving his girlfriend of one month at his apartment (where she had only been living a couple weeks) on the exact night she was supposed to meet and fight his ex gf. I also find it strange that she had been found naked from the waist down. Nothings been mentioned about whether she had been sexually assaulted. So maybe that info is being held back for reasons, there was an unsuccessful attempt of sexual assault by a male attacker, OR it was an attempt to make it look like one.

    • Ashamed Atholian
      November 24, 2019 at 12:28 am

      Seriously?! The victim and some chick made plans to “fight?” WTF.
      And what’s with the police report that said there were people sleeping in the grass/car parked
      at the murder spot two hours before her body was found? And cops found nothing when they
      went there?
      There’s obviously more to the story… While I think he’s a drugged-out low-life
      who definitely played a role in her death (looks like he has defense marks on his face
      in his mugshot?) I don’t think he acted alone. There’s more low-lives/murderers to this story.
      Him and his friends are all welfare sucking Athol creeps, they’re all involved in hard illegal drugs,
      have lengthy criminal records…you can’t convince me they can’t be killers too.
      Tragic for the kids of these people, seems like nobody knew how to live right.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 20, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Another wigger.

  • Louie
    November 20, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Funny Sasha Hearn talks shit when her loser BF, Marc Gillen snacks her around but she still stays with him.

  • Church
    November 20, 2019 at 7:59 am

    Momma got like ten kids all with different last names.

    • Fuck off
      November 20, 2019 at 1:11 pm

      She has 7 kids. 2 with one guy, 5 with another guy. You don’t know what your talking about. Smh.

      • Gibby
        November 20, 2019 at 1:23 pm

        Hah, you proved my point, she’s white trash dirty pig, and so are you!!!!

  • soxrock191
    November 20, 2019 at 3:10 am

    K9 Gronk. !!! I love it!
    May her family find some peace.
    May this cumstain rot in a cell.

    • I'm sure he was a good boy who didn't do nuthin'
      November 20, 2019 at 3:36 am

      Everyone defending this loser is completely stupid and illiterate, even his own mother!!!
      Faulty genes, I guess? Just another worthless Athol scumbag, too bad he has a kid.
      All of his siblings are into hard drugs, the brother died earlier this year (too bad he didn’t croak too.)
      He was selling crack to people in town, I’ve seen him a lot walking around downtown
      Athol, must have a lot of time off from work and school…LOL.
      Hope he enjoys prison, let’s see how gangsta and tough this little slimy boy is then.

  • Felipe Vazquez
    November 19, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    I want this young boi as my cellie.

  • whatevuh
    November 19, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    The day they found her body, they didn’t release her name, so how did he know? Got some splainin’ to do

  • Judge dread
    November 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    The private jet is idling on the tarmac waiting for this fleshsack to be flown directly to North Korea for live experimental medical testing.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    November 19, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Ratchet Momma can’t make a legit sentance. Ratchet Kids learned life from this communication disaster. What do you expect? The Ratchet Legacy lives on….

    • Josh Tibbets
      November 19, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      Pretty please with sugar cum on top. Make Keith my cellie!

  • Keith Hamel AKA Jamal's Prison Bitch
    November 19, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Jessie has a biiger cock than Keith. Keith is an ass man. He always wanted to be in a cell on all fours and now his dream came true. According to gay tabloid news sources

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 19, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    This guy doesn’t pass the smell test.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    November 19, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Caught by Gronk. It never gets old.

    Only thing worse than being named Keith is getting ‘blessed’ with Austin.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 19, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Hopefully this faggots brother died slow

    • Fuckyou
      November 20, 2019 at 11:27 am

      I give 2 fucks what you want to say about Keith, everyone’s going to say their piece. But do NOT bring his brother into this. Ray was a good man and father who sadly left behind children of his own, just like the victim of this crime leaves behind a child, and that’s just sad. And NEITHER deserved to lose their lives, but Ray has nothing to do with this, so shut your fucking mouth and learn to respect the dead, fucking sicko.

      • Josh AKA Bitch Tits
        November 20, 2019 at 12:38 pm

        Lick my balls just like the deadman.

      • Plenty
        November 20, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        All white trash, all pigs, so are you!!!!

      • Spic Tormentor
        November 20, 2019 at 3:28 pm

        Ray sounds like a bitch. If he had kids he should have tried to stay alive. I’m glad I offended you, you fucking pussy.

      • Spic Tormentor
        November 21, 2019 at 9:43 am

        Ray “Died unexpectedly” 99% of the time that means an overdose. You have to be a grade A loser to do dope when you have children.

  • Cheeseman
    November 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Somebody should tell Keith to wipe his boyfriends cum off his hat before he has his picture taken
    I hope he is knifed as soon as he gets to cedar junction

  • WarWack
    November 19, 2019 at 11:58 am

    Why do these stupid chicks do this time after time? Shack up, squirt out a kid with no thoughts of how to provide for it except to latch on to another dirtball. Dirtball #2 only cares for one thing; poontang and when the mother cant take care on the baby ( diapers cost what???) and the manchild somebody gets whacked. Solution: End Welfare, EBT and Section 8. It will take a generation and the DCF fairies will loose a few over the years but until chicks understand that they are an evolutionary weak point, sex leads to babies and babies lead to problem and flatbrims offer no solution.

  • Ollie
    November 19, 2019 at 11:47 am

    How do pretty stunners end up with cock-heads like this kid so often? Girls must really prefer pieces of shit until they get old and used up.

    • Homey D. Clown
      November 21, 2019 at 9:48 am

      ^^^ This!

  • Peter
    November 19, 2019 at 11:29 am

    K9 Gronk. Awesome. Took a bite out of criminal.

    • Keith walking STD
      November 19, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      I hope the dog doesnt catch aids now.

      • Rathole Hamel
        November 20, 2019 at 3:42 am

        If I was that cop I would’ve bought Gronk some doggy mouthwash…just to be safe…
        I could catch diseases just looking at these people’s photos!!!

  • Leah g's smelly gash
    November 19, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Kieth will surely be stuffed like a turkey just in time for jail house thanksgiving.

  • joseph c henderson
    November 19, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Judging by his squinty eyes he was jerking off in that pic…

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