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It’s Saturday turtle riders, and that can only mean one thing – WE LIVE!!!

Turtleboy Live is back tonight at 10 PM, featuring Uncle Turtleboy, Bret Killoran, and special guest Gupta Patel. To listen live you must be following (not friend requesting) Clarence Woods Emerson by clicking here. Clarence is officially the Alpha Turtleboy page now because personal pages get much better interaction and appear in your feeds more often due to the Facebook algos. Keep in mind, Clarence gets suspended for 30 days at a time a lot, but he doesn’t get shut down like the community pages. So we should have ways more turtle riders on the Clarence page folks. Get your ass over there.

Here’s the topics on the agenda tonight (as usual, any ratchet featured in any of our blogs is more than welcome to call in, or else we’ll just call you)……

See ya at 10!

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