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Follow Philip V. Prentiss On Facebook So You Don’t Miss Tonight’s Bombshell Episode Of Turtleboy Live Brought To You Buy Garage Doors Plus And Featuring Western Mass Turtlegirl

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The Garage Doors Plus Turtleboy Live show will be back after Notre Dame spanked Michigan last night. Show starts at 9:30 and will feature Western Mass Turtlegirl along with our hosts Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran. We will be broadcasting from the Philip V. Prentiss Facebook page which you all need to like and follow by clicking here. Seriously, follow directions. Every time Clarence Woods Emerson gets a Facebook message I put my face in a lawnmower. He is suspended for 18 more days. He cannot respond to you. Follow directions. It’s literally at the top of every single blogs we publish.

Here’s the lineup for the show:

See ya at 9:30 bitches.

1 Comment(s)
  • Uncle Randy
    September 3, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Where’s the link at?

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