Food Stamp Friday: Agawam Fapjuicer Selling $75 Worth Of EBT For $50 While Flashing $100 Bills, Driving Stolen Cars, And Robbing Tip Jars At Pizza Shop
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It’s Food Stamp Friday! Here’s today’s sludgemuffin of the week…..
Aric with an A. You jut knew he was born to be an asshole.
And he is every bit the nut butter sandwich you’d dreamed he’d be.
Chin strap? Check. Medical handbrace being warn for cosmetic purposes? Check. Undeserved self confidence? Check. Bathroom/Wal-Mart selfies taken with taxpayer funded iPhone? Check. Yup, he’s the complete vanilla penis pudding.
First of all, he’s charging way too much. Turtleboy is an expert in the Facebook food stamp economy. Currently market rate is 50% of face value. So for $75 worth of stamps you should be asking for no more than $40, and you’d be lucky to get that.
Secondly, this is illegal. Aric is an able-bodied male in his 20’s with no children, who claims to have employment.
The best part is that he claims to live in Agawam, but he made the food stamp post while in Ware. Because the word is out – if you’re in the 413 and you’re in the mood to act like a piece of shit, go to Ware. You’ll blend right in.
When people called him out on it on the 413 page he shared this on, he told them to shut the fuck up and mind their own business!
Newsflash moron – these people pay the taxes that pay for your stamps. It is their business. Especially since you clearly do not need them and want to trade them in for cash. But please, tell me more about how you’re struggling. Things seem to be going great from your glamorous Facebook life:
Only in America can we look at a person like this and say, “that guy is worthy of public assistance because he can’t make it on his own.”
And just to further illustrate what a tremendous waste of oxygen this pond maggot is, him and his girlfriend ride around Wal-Mart in the scooters that are there for disabled people:
And I use the term “girlfriend” very loosely. I’m not quite sure what’s going on here:
But it looks like I won’t be eating solid food for a few days. That’s his best “girl” Eris Isis Fame. Yup, its middle name is “Isis.” Can’t make this stuff up. I’m not quite sure what this means about Aric’s sexuality, not that it matters. But if you’re gay, then why would you be attracted to a “transgender woman?” Doesn’t that mean you’re straight? Clearly Eris Isis is “pre-op” so does that fill his cock quota? Progressivism confuses me.
Anyway, the most outrageous part about this story is that this able-bodied male in his 20’s with no kids is receiving taxpayer funded food stamps that he doesn’t need, selling them for a profit, and all of this despite the fact that he’s a career criminal. Google him and this is the first article that comes up:
This fapjuice drove a stolen car to a car dealership to trade it in for another stolen car. And instead of putting him in jail where he belongs the state of Connecticut let him move to Agawam where he could collect food stamps. Yet when the East Windsor cops pulled him over less than 2 years later because he was probably driving like a dickshit, he was whining about how they had nothing better to do:
Oh, and him and his “girlfriend” Eris Isis tried stealing from the tip jar at a local pizza place just last week:
Because he’s just a complete waste of space like that. Not surprising when you see the semen sponge he came out of:
Hey Aric, do us all a favor and get addicted to heroin please. Your entire existence is an inconvenience for the rest of us. You obviously are incapable of living in a civilized society, which is why you steal cars, rob minimum wage workers out of the tip jar, and commit EBT fraud on Facebook. Obviously we don’t want someone to kill you because murder is immoral and comes with a lot of paperwork. But if you could just get the “disease” that’s been going around and let nature take its course, that would be great. Thanks.
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