Food Stamp Friday: Agawam Fapjuicer Selling $75 Worth Of EBT For $50 While Flashing $100 Bills, Driving Stolen Cars, And Robbing Tip Jars At Pizza Shop
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It’s Food Stamp Friday! Here’s today’s sludgemuffin of the week…..
Aric with an A. You jut knew he was born to be an asshole.
And he is every bit the nut butter sandwich you’d dreamed he’d be.
Chin strap? Check. Medical handbrace being warn for cosmetic purposes? Check. Undeserved self confidence? Check. Bathroom/Wal-Mart selfies taken with taxpayer funded iPhone? Check. Yup, he’s the complete vanilla penis pudding.
First of all, he’s charging way too much. Turtleboy is an expert in the Facebook food stamp economy. Currently market rate is 50% of face value. So for $75 worth of stamps you should be asking for no more than $40, and you’d be lucky to get that.
Secondly, this is illegal. Aric is an able-bodied male in his 20’s with no children, who claims to have employment.
The best part is that he claims to live in Agawam, but he made the food stamp post while in Ware. Because the word is out – if you’re in the 413 and you’re in the mood to act like a piece of shit, go to Ware. You’ll blend right in.
When people called him out on it on the 413 page he shared this on, he told them to shut the fuck up and mind their own business!
Newsflash moron – these people pay the taxes that pay for your stamps. It is their business. Especially since you clearly do not need them and want to trade them in for cash. But please, tell me more about how you’re struggling. Things seem to be going great from your glamorous Facebook life:
Only in America can we look at a person like this and say, “that guy is worthy of public assistance because he can’t make it on his own.”
And just to further illustrate what a tremendous waste of oxygen this pond maggot is, him and his girlfriend ride around Wal-Mart in the scooters that are there for disabled people:
And I use the term “girlfriend” very loosely. I’m not quite sure what’s going on here:
But it looks like I won’t be eating solid food for a few days. That’s his best “girl” Eris Isis Fame. Yup, its middle name is “Isis.” Can’t make this stuff up. I’m not quite sure what this means about Aric’s sexuality, not that it matters. But if you’re gay, then why would you be attracted to a “transgender woman?” Doesn’t that mean you’re straight? Clearly Eris Isis is “pre-op” so does that fill his cock quota? Progressivism confuses me.
Anyway, the most outrageous part about this story is that this able-bodied male in his 20’s with no kids is receiving taxpayer funded food stamps that he doesn’t need, selling them for a profit, and all of this despite the fact that he’s a career criminal. Google him and this is the first article that comes up:
This fapjuice drove a stolen car to a car dealership to trade it in for another stolen car. And instead of putting him in jail where he belongs the state of Connecticut let him move to Agawam where he could collect food stamps. Yet when the East Windsor cops pulled him over less than 2 years later because he was probably driving like a dickshit, he was whining about how they had nothing better to do:
Oh, and him and his “girlfriend” Eris Isis tried stealing from the tip jar at a local pizza place just last week:
Because he’s just a complete waste of space like that. Not surprising when you see the semen sponge he came out of:
Hey Aric, do us all a favor and get addicted to heroin please. Your entire existence is an inconvenience for the rest of us. You obviously are incapable of living in a civilized society, which is why you steal cars, rob minimum wage workers out of the tip jar, and commit EBT fraud on Facebook. Obviously we don’t want someone to kill you because murder is immoral and comes with a lot of paperwork. But if you could just get the “disease” that’s been going around and let nature take its course, that would be great. Thanks.
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Okay, we get it you’re mad the dude is selling Foodstamps and is most likely an all around POS, but you definitely judged him, critisized, made fun of him, and made some concerning comments coming from someone writing news articles….not very professional.
These are two of the ugliest dudes I’ve ever seen. Why is the state not investigating these two?
Anyone else hear the theme to The Crying Game playing in their head while they read this blog?
That supposed girl friend is not even female. Thats a man !!!
His girlriend is packing HEAT
Turtle Boy, I wouldn’t wish a heroin addiction on anyone. Not even this pond scum of a maggot. Just sayin……that’s crossing the line, man.
Not only do I wish a heroin addiction on these grifting perverts, I wish they get sold a hot shot cut with rat poison and, shortly after banging it right in main vein, I wish they spend their last few agonizing minutes twitching and seizing and swallowing their own tongue on the floor of whatever Section 8 fleabag they live in; and finally, I wish that no one finds their bloated corpse until the smell fills the entire building and a HazMat crew has to be sent in to scrape their remains into a giant trash bag.
The same hole u dig for another is the one u will fall in… Keep that in mind when you’re wishing shit on ppl… Have a better day…
Check out his other fb page Aric Myer (Buddy)…pictures show a swastika on his chest.
No self-respecting NatSoc would be doing anything with a tranny that didn’t involve a baseball bat.
Mrs ahhh…. errr… Isis.. Fame… has an unusual bulge in her bikini bottom.
These two should join Pat Cote and the Dudley/Webster cornhole gang.
I like the your posts but there are a couple spelling errors. Not trying to be rude, it happens to us all. Just a heads up. Keep posting!
This coming from someone who can’t write a sentence properly. “I like the your posts”….before bashing someone on a couple spelling errors, why don’t you make sure your own shit is good.
Let me know if anyone knows who/where this scumbag of a human being is. He stole from my mother while my uncle was nice enough to let the two of them stay with him. (He stole her play station, her prescription medication, and other valuable items)
KR message me on Fb JoJo Hernandez
These are just anecdotes
End all welfare, wall off the ghettos, and let nature take its course with these insects.
Of course this freeloader is also a faggot tranny-lover…throw them in the loony bin where all sexual deviants belong.
This infuriates me, I was out of work on maternity leave unpaid and tried to get food stamps and wig and was denied because my last paycheck was too much money. Then when I told them I only needed the assistance for a short time and had a return to work date they still denied me. I have been working since I was 14 and I am 32 now and you tell me I can’t get assistance for 15 weeks while I am unpaid and pregnant but this douche can get them to sell them!!!
Easy fix…if you are not on SSDI no stamps for you. Get a job like the rest of us, your hunger is not the taxpayers problem.
these maggots don’t even spend it on food most of the time
Plus, there are places all over the city where you can find a free meal. All one has to do is look it up or ask around.
Probably tests positive for the weaponized clap…
Einhorn is Finkel….
Finkel is Einhorn…
It’sssss Captain Winkey!
Laaahoooozaaaherrrr! Or in this case him. God such a great movie!