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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #60-51

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    60. Our biggest food stamp Friday blog on the year, in a story that had twists and turns galore. 




    59. Turtleboy was the first to break the good news that the man who killed Vanessa Marcotte was finally arrested nine months after the murder. 




    58. Dartmouth Yogapoon declares war on her competitors, calls them all racist because she’s teaching a class in a sweatshop that she’s not licensed to teach. 




    57. Braintree helicopter Mom makes matters much worse. 




    56. Celia tries to have Turtleboy offed in exchange for erotic carnal favors. 




    55. Mother of teen who put a baby in the fridge on snapchat is the trainwreck you knew she would be.  




    54. Fupamoms take on all sorts of ratchets in epic Bristol brawl. 





    53. The tolerance patrol strikes again! Take that Nazis!!





    52. The Foodstampopotamus




    51. When trying to be the cool mom goes way, way, way too far. 






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