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Food Stamp Friday Part 2: Worcester/Fall River Armed Home Invader Looking To Buy Stamps From Junkies For Half Price

Food Stamp Friday Part 2: Worcester/Fall River Armed Home Invader Looking To Buy Stamps From Junkies For Half Price

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Double your pleasure, double your shame for food stamp Friday this week. Here’s another winner from Worcester looking to buy stamps:

Frankie Killmer is originally from Worcester, and apparently lives here now:

Another Worcester Public Schools graduate going pro in something besides sports!

He apparently did the hoodrat shuffle and moved to Fall River for a while, where he made his money by doing armed home invasions:

Glad to see he’s moving on to less violent crimes, like EBT fraud!

Since Frankie is a buyer and not a seller of food stamps, this usually means that they’re looking to score some groceries for half price by buying EBT cards off of junkies. Because that’s how the game works. Junkies who don’t need the stamps sell $100 worth of stamps for $50 because they could use the heroin money. Then Frankie goes down to the first corner store with a big ol’ “We accept EBT here” sign, and gets himself $100 worth of 40’s, blunts, and cheetos for only $50!!

But yea, this stuff is really rare. It’s not like our inbox is full of candidates every week for our Food Stamp Friday feature. Hardly ever happens.


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5 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    August 4, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Just a ghetto chud.

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 4, 2017 at 6:38 pm

    Turtleboy: it gets better. It’s not that the junkies don’t need the food stamps. Their next stop is to go back to the welfare office and report their EBT cards “lost” or “stolen”. And get issued a new one loaded with the full cash balance– apparently, no questions asked.

    According to the Republican state reps who has studied this problem in depth, something like 20,000 Massachusetts EBT cards are reported lost or stolen, and replaced, each month. Yet the Mass. legislature nobly resists putting recipient photos on EBT cards (@ $7 per card) because it “costs too much”. Nevermind the millions we’d save.

    • itsjustme
      August 4, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      Doesn’t an ebt card work like an atm or debit card, if it is “lost” or “stolen” how would someone be able to use it unless they knew the pin number?

  • whatevuh
    August 4, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Pretty sad when your life’s goal is to be a shit-stain on the underwear of society. Most people strive to be a little better than that.

  • The Executioner
    August 4, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Hey Frankie,
    Now that you are TBS famous you are going to have an excuse for being the unemployed shit stain that you are…and still in high school. What a losah…Frankie the Parasite.

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