Food Stamp Friday Part 2: Worcester/Fall River Armed Home Invader Looking To Buy Stamps From Junkies For Half Price
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Double your pleasure, double your shame for food stamp Friday this week. Here’s another winner from Worcester looking to buy stamps:
Frankie Killmer is originally from Worcester, and apparently lives here now:
Another Worcester Public Schools graduate going pro in something besides sports!
He apparently did the hoodrat shuffle and moved to Fall River for a while, where he made his money by doing armed home invasions:
Glad to see he’s moving on to less violent crimes, like EBT fraud!
Since Frankie is a buyer and not a seller of food stamps, this usually means that they’re looking to score some groceries for half price by buying EBT cards off of junkies. Because that’s how the game works. Junkies who don’t need the stamps sell $100 worth of stamps for $50 because they could use the heroin money. Then Frankie goes down to the first corner store with a big ol’ “We accept EBT here” sign, and gets himself $100 worth of 40’s, blunts, and cheetos for only $50!!
But yea, this stuff is really rare. It’s not like our inbox is full of candidates every week for our Food Stamp Friday feature. Hardly ever happens.
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