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    Former Hampshire Regional Coach Strokahontas Doesn’t Have To Register As Sex Offender After Pulling A Titanic At Daughter’s Sleepovers, Punching The Clown At Target

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    TrashliveA former high school sports coach admitted sufficient facts on Monday to routinely exposing himself in front of the teenaged girls in Western Massachusetts home. Richard Moussette, 56, of Holyoke, was ordered to serve two years probation and attend sex offender treatment by Judge W. Michael Goggins. Barring any violation of terms of probation, Moussette won’t have to register as a sex offender, according to the ruling.

    The admission Mousette offered covered three of the five counts of open and gross lewdness against him — the same as the number of women who went on record with Southampton Police Department concerning past experiences at Moussette’s house. When they were teenagers, between 2010 and 2012, the women told police, Moussette had intentionally made them see his body by positioning himself nude outside his bedroom when the girls got up to use the bathroom during sleepovers at his home.

    The women were spurred into coming forward to authorities after Moussette, in late 2015, was charged with exposing himself and masturbating in front of a woman at the Target store in the Holyoke Mall. 

    “After newscasts about [Moussette’s] arrest, several of the victims contacted each other, discussed what had happened to them and as a result [the first victim] reported what had happened,” a result of which was the first victim coming forward to police in Southampton, Assistant Northwestern District Attorney Lori Odierna said in court Monday.

    Two others then provided Southampton police written statements, and according to their accounts a handful more saw Moussette naked as well. All told police a similar story: that Moussette would appear naked, and perhaps pose, but not talk or move closer. Moussette coached many of the victims at Hampshire Regional High School in Westhampton, where he was formerly employed as the head and assistant coach of the girls basketball team and the softball team, respectively.

    At the time the exposure incidents occurred, between 2010 and 2012, police say Moussette ended up becoming commonly known for exposing himself among friends of his daughter — one would refuse to use the bathroom during overnights without a friend to come with — but the teenagers chose to keep quiet out of loyalty to Moussette’s daughter. Despite having two offenses now against him, Moussette still won’t have to register as a sex offender because each of the four charges he admitted to sufficient facts on will be continued without finding if he satisfies the terms of probation. 

    Guess he was only rocking the half chub at the slumber party. Or else he would’ve gotten a stiffer sentence.

    Can’t say I’m surprised with the verdict though. Ya know what usually happens after someone gets caught pulling the ol’ dishonorable discharge in front of an unwilling woman? They win an Oscar.

    Maybe his lawyer said it wasn’t his fault. He was just having a stroke.

    I’ll see myself out.

    So let me get this straight. This guy gets caught punching the clown at the Holyoke Target. Perfectly normal thing to do. When he’s arrested for it all of a sudden a wave of “me too” explodes from his daughter’s friends, all of whom were treated to a wall of flaccid beefstick when they had the audacity to urinate during the middle of the night. Sleeping over and being exposed to full frontal parental nudity was a package deal at coach’s house apparently. No pun intended.

    Here’s my question. Did he just stand in the hallway naked all night? He didn’t even try to advance on them. He just stood at the other end of the hallway with his spam javelin on display? How long was this mother fucker standing there? Or did he have ESP and know exactly when each of the teens was gonna take their midnight tinkle?

    And what exactly was he hoping to accomplish here? He obviously wasn’t trying to rape them or anything like that. It’s like he was giving them a free sample, so that when they got older they’d think to themselves, “Boy, I just can’t stop thinking about that time I saw Coach Moussette’s muff marauder. That thing was marvelous. Now that I’m 18 I’m gonna go grab me a piece of that sweet potato pie!!”

    And yet somehow despite the fact that the dude is a serial public masturbator who gets off on creepily standing in his own hallway in the flesh during his daughter’s slumber parties, he does not have to register as a sex offender. How does that make any sense? This dude is like the textbook definition of a sex offender. He is incapable of keeping the turkey baster in his trousers. He is prone to whip it out at any time and beat the shit out of it like it owes him money. People have to register as sex offenders when they’re 17 and they have sex with their 15 year old girlfriends. People have to register as sex offenders when they get caught taking a whiz at a concert. But this guy?

    He’s not a sex offender somehow.

    Gee whiz, I can’t figure out why victims are so afraid to come forward. It’s almost like there’s no point.

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    Discussion

    1. IHateClowns


      There is no sex offender treatment! How is the judge this stupid? Sex offenders need to be put on an island like in Lord of the Flies.

    2. Mom’s Basement


      He may have shaved an hour before court but there’s no way that the pervstache was gonna just lay dormant.

    3. Fake Rant Queen


      Has anyone heard from Hold-It Healy on this? Oh that’s right, she’s so busy out-gunning the Second Amendment, she had to move “protecting women” a few notches down on her priorities list.

      1. Maura Healy


        Carpet’s not going to munch itself.

        1. Martha Coakley


          I can make it munch itself.

    4. AgingCynic


      “Like it owed him money”. Dude, you continue to exceed expectations. I’m dying here!

    5. Fat Face


      what’s the blue wrist band for? 30 days clean?

      Douche, Mc Douche Face, Douche Douche Bag

    6. Jim McGovern


      Better yet, execute him and his best friend, hang by the neck until dead.

    7. ethyl


      This sickens me! Lets spread the word about this guy so that he is never put in a position again where he is around young girls. Get the word out about this predator sex offender before it’s too late.

    8. 80's loser


      He showed his daughters adolescent friends his genitals, held his penise in his hand and waived his penise at them……… wtf.

      He should be incarcerated for his fat pumpkin head, haircut and mustache.

      Tell me this guy doesn’t wear double alligator shirts with popped collars

    9. Savage Squaw Bitch


      Muff marauder. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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