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Former Police Chief Who Was Sentenced To Life In Prison For Kiddie Diddlin’ Now Roaming Around Kingston American legion, When Outed As Sexual Predator Moron Family Members Whine About Their Feelz While Others Defend Him Because Veterans Can’t Be Bad People

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A former Kingston police chief’s spot at a Kingston American Legion was blown up today. This is actually a great thing considering that Allan Ballinger was convicted of being a disgusting kiddie diddler.

The fact that this level 2 sex offending asshole was running around in the legion, a place known for hosting Boy Scout and other children’s events,  is absolutely unforgivable. Thankfully, a Mr. Josh Wright brought this to the town’s attention in a FB group called Town locals ~ Kingston MA:

I think everyone can agree that this guy is a complete piece of shit who has no place in society, especially having been a police chief which makes this even worse as he was sworn to protect and serve and instead used his power to hurt children. Fuck the fact that he was a veteran, too. He raped children. End of story. Anything good you did in your life is completely null and viod after you do shit like that. FOH.

While scrolling through the comments, I was blown away by how fucking stupid people can be. Seriously, someone needs to buy Kathleen a helmet:

No. After he decided to get weird with a kid, he no longer gets to have rights. Rights are for people who don’t stick their no-no bits into the innocents. Who fucking cares that he’s a vet? No one with half a brain. He diddled the babies, he can pound sand.

I just about lost my shit when his sister stepped into the comments and started whining about how HER life was disruspted when her brother was rightfully arrested, charged and convicted:

Poor fucking you. How sad you have to be reminded that you have a sexual predator grundleite for a brother. I guess we should all just shut up about it and not let anyone know that a convited child rapist is hanging around in an American Legion, in a community full of children, that often holds functions that children will attend. Your brother is a sick bastard and he’s responisble for doing this to your family and the families of the children he destroyed. If you’re gonna get all butthurt and angry, get angry at your monster of a sibling. Fuck your feelings, Mary.

Some-fucking-how, this woman wasn’t alone in defending this asshat whose court case you can read here if you can stomach it, which you probably can’t. These people fully believe that serving 15 years out of the life sentence he was given and being a vet should excuse his sickening behavior. They think it’s not something to be shared, because that’s totally not something the people of this town should know and are focusing on”false information” instead of the fact that this guy like to play when there’s no grass on the field:

That is some really fucked up train of thought that absolutely needs to be derailed. If you read the article the Kingston WickedLocal wrote up that Rebeckah shared, you’d get why this trash bag needs to be exposed, and not in the way he enjoys. He’s a level 2 sex offender and was sentenced to life in prison and was eligible for parole after 15 years. You realize what kind of monster you have to be to be sentenced to life in prison for a sex crime!? The majority of these bastards get a slap on the wrist, maybe probation and if there’s a God in heaven have to register.

Not this premier pedo, oh no. He was just fucked up enough to get sentenced to life, as all child rapists should be. Their victims get sentenced to life with having had this happen to them, so should the predator. But no one should talk about what he did…when he’s hanging out in a place that’s known to host family events. What in the fuck world am I reading this shit in!?

One lady even busted out the caps lock to prove that very same point:

Fuck you Richie Oqueef! He felt he could harass children in a way that will never go away, therefore he should be outed in a way that will never go away. People like him never ever change, he could literally be doing this to another child as we speak. If you think he’s no longer a danger, then you’re a fucking moron.

Sarah’s right. If you wanna get down with children, that doesn’t change. We all know the only cure for that shit, and conversion therapy isn’t it. Still, family came out to defend him with the “he served his time” bullshit:

Bitch, no the fuck he did not serve his time. He was sentenced to life!He just got released by a board of idiots who sit in chairs, read paperwork about these guys and decide to let them go free. Many times these freaks end up doing this again, going to prison again. Wash and repeat. This is a cycle old as time, and it’s not getting any better so fuck right off with your fuckwad commentary.

The attacks on his dumbass family members who put themselves out there to be annihilated deserved what they got. When you’re that idiotic and only care about yourself and your family name that much, that’s what you get. You wanna be left alone? Shut your hammer holster and keep scrolling on by. They proved they were worthy of a good old-fashioned flaming by trying to pretend like what this creep did was in the past and no big deal, like it isn’t relevant information to know the local legion has a level 2 sex offender plugging around in it. Get bent, you silly bitch.

And like a breath of fresh air, just as I was about to lose my damn mind, a voice of reason arose from the madness:

God damn right.

Look, you can hide behind a badge, you can hide behind having served some of your time, you can hide behind having served our country…but you can’t hide from the turtle.

I read the court record. The sick and vile things this disgusting monster did to these three children were absolutely stomach turning. It may suck to see this pop up again, but I’m certain they’d rather deal with it than see another kid get abused. This fucking creep feels like he can put forth an image of an all American man who served his country and was the chief of Kingston police and just tuck this away like it never happened. I don’t think so, asshole. You’re a vile piece of shit and you’re always going to  be a vile piece of shit. Fuck your facade, fuck your family’s feelings. This is the face of a monster:

 

Thems the facts, fool.

 

 

 

 

 

27 Comment(s)
  • Gordon Campbell
    September 19, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Hello Gang…just wanted to follow up with some vital information for you. First of all my name is Gordon Campbell…I”m not an “internet lawyer”. Kathleen is my cousin. I live in Texas. You have some slight misconceptions that I would like to clear up for you all…let’s start here first. Remember. I am not a lawyer. I am just a citizen who knows and respects the law.

    1. Sex offender registration information shall not be used to commit a crime against an offender or engage in illegal discrimination or harassment of an offender. Any person who uses sex offender registration information for such purpose shall be punished by not more than two and one-half (2 ½) years in a house of correction or by fine of not more than $1000.00 or both. M.G.L. c. 6, § 178N

    2. Any person who uses sex offender registration information to threaten to commit a crime may be punished by a fine of not more than $100.00 or by imprisonment for not more than six months. M.G.L. c. 275, § 4.

    Ok, now..I could write a friggin’ novel about how you have been treating my friends and family on your website and facebook forums, but I’m not going to waste my time on all that. I’m not going to threaten you in anyway. I believe you DO have the right to free speech, to think what you want about any person, but there are certain responsibilities and liabilities with that speech that you all seem to not be getting yet. That part is left to the authorities and the real lawyers (not me).

    I will end this comment by saying, nobody is fearing you, nor are we respecting you, nor will we elevate you to the loftiness that you think you deserve or are occupying. I only wanted to warn “Josh Wright” of the legality issues and your recklessness concerning the laws of the State of Massachusetts.

    Believe it or not, I do wish everybody peace, happiness, understanding, and hope that you all can find some middle ground because, the reality is, there’s sick and deranged people all around you, and you have absolutely no idea where and when misfortune will happen. You’re obviously not victims yet. This is not any kind of threat or warning, it’s just stating that maybe you could put yourselves in the shoes of the people that you are so viciously attacking with your blogs, posts and comments, and figure some things out. Maybe you won’t ever. That’s fine too, but I suspect that if you keep on the path of attitudes that you all possess right now, there’s a whole world of legal trouble headed your way, that’s not a threat, again, that’s just reality my friends. Thank you for this opportunity to respond to help clear up any misconceptions you may have about me, my friends, my family. That’s all..you are free to think what you want about Alan Ballinger, but since you have dropped my name and the name of my friends and family I am obliged and not afraid or ashamed to respond, and would be glad to further this discussion, civilly if you have any further questions.

    Respectfully
    Gordon Campbell
    Texas

    • Texas lol
      September 24, 2018 at 11:58 am

      Nobody gives a fuck about you, or Texas. Fuck off faggot.

  • Gina
    September 18, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    You know why this will never happen to me? Cuz I’m smart enough not to marry into a family with fucking pervs… and if anybody in my family ever did something like that I would make sure I would take them out myself…
    Pieces of shit like this need to eat a bullet period… there’s absolutely no circumstances where this can be defended……..

    if you’re ashamed and don’t want to be Associated then move the fuck away and change your last name go in witness protection or some shit but keep your mouth shut and stop trying for one minute to defend this nasty kid fucker

  • Kingston Kid
    September 18, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    TB you should go back to the Kingston page, his defenders have doubled down with claims of a threatening phone message, they have an interent Lawyer Gordon Campbell, a radio dj, it’s brilliance, perfect follow up material

  • karma
    September 18, 2018 at 7:47 am

    Turtle riders, enough is enough, those that steal innocence should be removed forever, why risk one more innocent so this animal can continue to prey ?? Meg, Marina, this sick fuck, voodoo donut and their “everything good cums in a pink box” slogan,…..now ” they ” are adding P on the end of LGBQT so everyone now must accept Pedos as a disease… We will have no one to blame but ourselves for doing nothing.

  • Fred
    September 17, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Remember that the next time you hear “sentenced to life in prison”…there is no such thing…Everyone gets out eventually…some sooner then others.

  • MIA CURTATONE
    September 17, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    TURTLE NOTHING FAIRY BOY IDGAF U WANNA KEEP TAG THIS LAME LAME PAGE BUNCH NO PUSSY GETTIN LOSER KEEP TAGGING ME U LOOK BITCHMADE KEEP SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU NO PEDIGREE MY FAMILY WILL OWN YOURS BAL LESS WACK ASS MOFO LAME AF U A CLEARLY AND THIS KID INFATUATED WITH ME AND MY MANS AN IMA NOT GONNA RAT OR DRY SNITCH BUT ANYONE WHO KNOWS MARK AKA BITCH LAST NAME RYMS WITH RIBBONS NEXT YA FUCKIN FRUIT FAIRY

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 17, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      Why not just type, ‘I can’t write’ and save some time?

    • Hooked on Ebonics
      September 18, 2018 at 8:37 pm

      You couldn’t wait ONE day to deform the English language on your own blog?

    • I'm back
      September 19, 2018 at 7:37 am

      Mia, you truly are a stupid bitch. Jesus Christ. Ask Middlesex to teach you some real world life skills..

    • Mia curtatone is a slore
      September 24, 2018 at 10:24 pm

      Hunny you need to use some of your families money to go back to school. Its clear that’s not what your family spent their money on. You are the epitome of trash and think everythings about you! This article was about a pedophile, yet here you are running your dick wetters…just wow.

  • Rich Okeefe
    September 17, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    yeah really funny just wait till it happens to someone you know and there name gets dragged through the mud. wont be lauguhing then. already called the polics and now filing a complaint with the DA and your site for using my pictures. have a nice day losers enjoy jail.

    • Tbird
      September 17, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      you should sue them for deformation

    • Should kill all pedos
      September 24, 2018 at 10:21 pm

      Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. First if queefy boy, anything you put on Facebook is free for anyone to use. Dont want anyone to use your shit? Make it all private. Second, they never used your pictures. Third, your a disgusting excuse for a human being. Defending a fuckin pedophile?? You’ve got to be kidding me. Only people who defend pedos are other pedos. Think we need to dig into queefs history…surely theres some victims out there. Theres no such thing as “he served his time” with pedophiles. Pedophilia just DOESNT go away. Fuckin sick fuck. Anything good he did in his life is NULL AND VOID. Just cuz hes a vet?? Get the fuck out of here. His veteran status should be REMOVED for what he did. He deserves to have his dick sawed off with a butter knife and a bullet to the head. Same with your bitchass who’s defending him!!! Anyone defending pedos deserve a fuckin bullet too!! Fuck yourself you sick fuckin asshole. Your just as fucked in the head.

  • Kingston Kid
    September 17, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    Great piece TB. Just an FYI his sisters do not believe he is guilty, they think the girls lied, called the “lying sluts” back when this all went down. Noelle Ballinger’s husband is a Kingston cop. Many Kingston cops have been arrested for sex crimes.

    • Fred Knessl
      September 17, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      Fuck Saul, better call Richard N Vulva!!! Turtleboy’s gonna need the top legal ind in the US of A to get through this one!

    • Maroon
      September 17, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      I hope Deskie sends little Dicky the blog removal form.

  • Captain Trips
    September 17, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    How a life sentence equates to 15 years is beyond my comprehension.

    ‘He served his time’ they say. After forcefully repeatedly fucking and blowing loads in a 12 year old girl’s mouth. Nice. Great guy.

    Is avoiding alcohol part of his probation? If so, he should be reported for a probation violation.

    • Captain Trips
      September 17, 2018 at 2:44 pm

      Sorry, I should have said PAROLE violation

  • Cooper
    September 17, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Get the dogs were gonna have a hanging tonight…

  • Charlie Tuna
    September 17, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Remember, pedophiles are NEVER fully rehabilitated, EVER. If given the opportunity to commit more crimes they are more than likely to do so. So take that and stick it in your pipe, those dopes who are standing up and trying to defend this guy like he was only convicted of mail fraud.

  • John Q Public
    September 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    For fucks sake could I finish reading a story without being redirected to another?

  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 17, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    I’ve got an uncle who is prison for diddling babies. I don’t claim the mother fucker, and I hope he gets raped to death in prison. If he was out at the Legion, I would be the one on Facebook warning people about the bastard. He never touched me, but he touched someone’s baby, so he deserves all the world’s badness, and an eternity in hell. He was a pretty cool dude, until he raped children, now he’s less than nothing to all of us. He’s super old. I hope he’s still alive taking it in the rectum for a few more years until Satan gets him. Then I hope Satan give it to him. That is how normal family members feel about child molesters in their clan.

  • The Beautiful One
    September 17, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Richie O’keefe your an idiot for defending him, POS, grown ass man living in your parents house, come on man

    • Rich Okeefe
      September 17, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      says the one using a fake name. wait till it happens to someone you know and see if you are laughing then when there name gets dragged through the mud. loser

      • Queefy McQueeferton
        September 17, 2018 at 3:14 pm

        I will wait until it happens to me. And I’ll be on the bandwagon with my friends here on Turtleboy calling bullshit like you should be.

      • Pedro Bear
        September 17, 2018 at 4:09 pm

        …Tried and convicted, proven beyond a reasonable doubt he fucks kids.

        I have no fear this will happen to me. Know why? Because I don’t fuck kids. Moral of the story? Don’t fuck kids keep your good reputation, fuck kids expect to he judged.

        Fuck you and fuck Father Pedro Phealya because you know who tends to defend pedophiles? Pedophiles. Consume a legally aged penis Sir.

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