Four Lawrence Hoodrats Getting Busted By MSP For An Interstate Cock Fighting Ring Is The Most Lawrence Thing Ever

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Our Facebook page is suspended again, so make sure you to LIKE THE LOST BOYS OF TURTLE Facebook page to keep up with our latest blogs.

Lawrence. Of course they’re from Goddamn Lawrence. Where else? Let me guess, they were headed down to Bridgeport or the Bronx or some shithold in Bergen County to drink Mad Dog 20/20’s and bet on these poor animals as they killed each other for their amusement? Because it’s like a rule when you’re a Lawrence hoodrat that you have to take an interest in the most stereotypical thing that people associate with hoodrats like you. Doesn’t matter if you have any interest in it. If you’re a street tough from Lawrence, you are bound to become involved in an interstate cock fighting ring at some point in your life.

These are easily the dumbest criminals we’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. How freaking stupid do you have to be to not stay right for an ambulance with its lights on when you’re transporting an illegal cock fighting ring across state lines? Oh, and the cock fighting bumper sticker was a BRILLIANT move too. Plus, they’re driving around in a 2003 Honda Accord which might as well be called a ratchetmobile.

Love how they caught them in Sturbridge too. Sturbridge is the gateway to Massachusetts for assholes for everywhere. Every ratchet and hoodrat from Jersey, New York, and Connecticut enters Massachusetts from I-84 in Sturbridge, and all our gutterslugs get flushed into CT that way too. This is where they always end up losing the package by doing something stupid. Because your hoodrat shit might work on the Merritt Parkway, but once you enter the Sturbridge you become an easy target for the Massachusetts State Police. And they don’t play.

They should just let the animal rights people go after them. Because there is no group of people that is more passionate and more vicious and more vengeful than the animal rights people. Back when we were going after Loughlin Kennel in Oxford these people were doing standouts outside the disgraced puppy mill in -5 degree weather. All day. On the weekends. They DO NOT fuck around. These people are onto something:

This lady takes it too far though:

Slaughtering animals for food is how we live. Forcing them to slaughter each other for your amusement just makes you an assbag.

My only complaint about the MSP is that they don’t show the names and mugshots of these sewer guppies. Every Police Department in America should model their social media page after the Rocherster, NH Police Department. Check it out. It’s amazing. It gives the public a chance to mock and ridicule these losers, which is great because being publicly shamed is easily the most effective way to curb hoodrat behavior.

It’s cool though, we got their names:

Winton Hernandez, 26, Cesareo Ruiz, 54, William Morales, 22, and Erick Lora-Lopez, 23

Of course the 54 year old guy is named Cesareo. The others are all in their early 20’s, and since they’re from Lawrence this more than likely means that they’re his grandchildren.

We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook