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Four Lawrence Hoodrats Getting Busted By MSP In Sturbridge For An Interstate Cock Fighting Ring Is The Most Lawrence Thing Ever

Four Lawrence Hoodrats Getting Busted By MSP For An Interstate Cock Fighting Ring Is The Most Lawrence Thing Ever

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Lawrence. Of course they’re from Goddamn Lawrence. Where else? Let me guess, they were headed down to Bridgeport or the Bronx or some shithold in Bergen County to drink Mad Dog 20/20’s and bet on these poor animals as they killed each other for their amusement? Because it’s like a rule when you’re a Lawrence hoodrat that you have to take an interest in the most stereotypical thing that people associate with hoodrats like you. Doesn’t matter if you have any interest in it. If you’re a street tough from Lawrence, you are bound to become involved in an interstate cock fighting ring at some point in your life.

These are easily the dumbest criminals we’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. How freaking stupid do you have to be to not stay right for an ambulance with its lights on when you’re transporting an illegal cock fighting ring across state lines? Oh, and the cock fighting bumper sticker was a BRILLIANT move too. Plus, they’re driving around in a 2003 Honda Accord which might as well be called a ratchetmobile.

Love how they caught them in Sturbridge too. Sturbridge is the gateway to Massachusetts for assholes for everywhere. Every ratchet and hoodrat from Jersey, New York, and Connecticut enters Massachusetts from I-84 in Sturbridge, and all our gutterslugs get flushed into CT that way too. This is where they always end up losing the package by doing something stupid. Because your hoodrat shit might work on the Merritt Parkway, but once you enter the Sturbridge you become an easy target for the Massachusetts State Police. And they don’t play.

They should just let the animal rights people go after them. Because there is no group of people that is more passionate and more vicious and more vengeful than the animal rights people. Back when we were going after Loughlin Kennel in Oxford these people were doing standouts outside the disgraced puppy mill in -5 degree weather. All day. On the weekends. They DO NOT fuck around. These people are onto something:

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This lady takes it too far though:

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Slaughtering animals for food is how we live. Forcing them to slaughter each other for your amusement just makes you an assbag.

My only complaint about the MSP is that they don’t show the names and mugshots of these sewer guppies. Every Police Department in America should model their social media page after the Rocherster, NH Police Department. Check it outIt’s amazing. It gives the public a chance to mock and ridicule these losers, which is great because being publicly shamed is easily the most effective way to curb hoodrat behavior.

It’s cool though, we got their names:

Winton Hernandez, 26, Cesareo Ruiz, 54, William Morales, 22, and Erick Lora-Lopez, 23

Of course the 54 year old guy is named Cesareo. The others are all in their early 20’s, and since they’re from Lawrence this more than likely means that they’re his grandchildren.

 

 

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16 Comment(s)
  • Paul Larson
    January 17, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    This is not at all like the cock fighting ring BobnMic and I go to…

    I’m curious… why would they have roosters around a cock fight? Wouldn’t it hurt like hell if they pecked your little worm?

    Paul Larson

  • Hughbo Mont
    January 17, 2017 at 9:11 am

    LOL! CWE: “Shut up”

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    January 16, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    Oh my God… This is 3rd world country shit.

    The grandchildren comment is sadly so true lol…

    • True Reality
      January 17, 2017 at 7:47 am

      If it wouldn’t have been for that traitorous old drunk Ted Kennedy pushing the Immigration act of 1965, we wouldn’t be awash with all these third world latino fucksticks right now. Trump got one thing right- Mexico is NOT sending us their best and brightest.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        January 17, 2017 at 9:08 pm

        Hey, don’t bogart my screen name.

  • Manuel Labor
    January 16, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    Yo Holmes, I had 50pesos on TRABA, those putos or that fukin bird better have my moneeies

  • Alex
    January 16, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    Maybe it’s time to upgrade from my 03 Accord.

  • MicnBob
    January 16, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    I’m in charge of a cockfighting ring too, but I think my cockfighting ring might be different from their cockfighting ring.

  • Greasy Waddles
    January 16, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    Eh, whatever they’re just birds. They eat their own young for fucks sake. Not a kind and loving species.

    Youre all a bunch of softies

  • DJ Trump
    January 16, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    JaJaJaJa, that’s big business in the Barrio. You can get shot or stabbed pretty easy at one of those events too.
    Not the nicest folks.

  • Kikuki
    January 16, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Sick fucks. There is a special place in hell for people who abuse animals.

  • Buck Futts
    January 16, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    If the old man is 54 and they’re in their 20’s? In their culture that would make him their Great-Grand-Papi. Welcome to the third-world ese.

  • Mamba
    January 16, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    How many EBT cards in the car ?

    • Reddog
      January 16, 2017 at 5:45 pm

      They probably sold the EBT card for $.50 on the dollar,then used the funds to run their cock ring. Wait,that sounds funny.

  • FatFingr Lou
    January 16, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Nice! I just found The Fools video on Youtube.

    That rooster wants to kick The Colonel’s ass!

  • Ryan
    January 16, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    Eh, who cares about worthless birds?

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