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Framingham Fuckknuckle Plays Loop The Loop With His Leashed Pitbull Before Slamming Him Into The Ground Half A Dozen Times In Broad Daylight, Tosses Dog In Woods To Hide The Evidence, Gets Popped Thanks To Good Samaritan

There is never an excuse to physically harm someone who cannot fight back on the same level. If you do this, you’re automatically a bitchboy.









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SOURCE: “FRAMINGHAM – Angry that his dog urinated in the house, a Framingham man swung the dog in circles by his leash on Monday, slammed it repeatedly against the ground and then threw it into the woods, abandoning the dog, police said.

Police arrested Aramis Ortiz, 20, at 7:15 a.m. after the incident at the Mary Dennison Playground.

He is scheduled to be arraigned today in Framingham District Court.

A witness described the brutal beating of Chaos the pit bull to police.

“She states he began to whip the dog around in a manner she compared to a parent holding a child’s hand and swinging them around in a circle for fun.”
After swinging the dog, she said Ortiz slammed the dog down four or five times in the pavement, then threw the dog into the woods.
When police found the dog, it had several facial injuries and appeared terrified. Ortiz denied assaulting the dog, claiming he didn’t want it anymore, police said.
Chaos is being treated at a local vets office.”


Before we get into who this shitstain is, let’s take a look at Chaos (who deserves a much better moniker – he looks like a Henry to me)

His poor nose, his cheek, his lip. You can see the sadness and confusion in his eyes. How the fuck could anyone take out their anger, rage, and frustration on an innocent animal like this is beyond my comprehension.

Here’s the skidmark responsible for the abuse that Chaos endured:

And of course he’d have a bearded clam for a chin.


So, it’s 7 AM, and your dog pisses on the floor. I get it, it’s frustrating; when my North Shore pups have accidents, I wanna blow a gasket. But you know what? Instead of rolling up a newspaper and whacking them, I whack myself.



Ok, maybe not – but ultimately whose fault is it? A dog doesn’t have opposable thumbs and unless he’s Houdini or you have a dog door so they have 24/7 access to their shitter, they’re going to have accidents if you don’t let them outside. It’s fucking common sense. And if your dog isn’t pottytrained, that’s 100% on you. There is a wealth of knowledge online, not to mention training aids, and things like fucking crates that help you ensure your dog doesn’t leave puddles for you to slip and slide through.


This failed abortion of a human, Aramis, took this shit to another level. He treated Chaos like he was a lasso before slamming him into the ground nearly half a dozen times and tossing him in the woods because he “didn’t want him anymore.” All over a piss puddle on the floor. I sincerely hope this kid doesn’t breed because I would hate to see what he’d do when tasked with changing his first diaper blowout.


This kid is among the lowest of the low on the ratchetacular totem pole. He’s on the same tip as the kiddie diddlers/abusers, the rapists, the elderly abusers. Only a weak ass punk bitch would think of harming someone who cannot fight back or advocate for themselves. This kid clearly has a complex of some sort. He knows he’s a bitch and that’s why he has to take it out on his dog, someone who really has no choice but to love/trust him.


And of course, as it is and as it always will be, everyone around Aramis should have seen this coming because of his affinity for a certain sportball team


Plus 5 points on the ratchet meter for wearing sunglasses indoors

He’s never been the cocky type, ’cause with a face like his and a nose shaped like a potato, there’s not much to be cocky or conceited about.

And just like every other wangstepreneur before him, he’s a sneakerhead who paints Jordans in his spare time to sell to his other Chicago-Bulls-Flat-Brimmed-Hat-clad squad and bills himself as both a “graphic designer” and an electrician.

Does he think he’s the Jackson Pollock of Jordans or some shit?


Anyway, NSTB hopes the police throw the book at this potatohead. I know animal abuse laws are lax since they’re still considered property under the law, but we really need to do better. There are tons of studies out there that show the correlation between animal abuse and domestic abuse, among other things, and we need to keep pushing for harsher sentences on this first line so as to discourage it, and hopefully, keep it from escalating.


There has already been an outpouring of support from the community regarding fostering/adopting Chaos, so, if he’s tugged at your heartstrings and you feel like you wanna adopt, do so in his name. There are no shortages of pit bulls, or any breed pup for that matter, in shelters and rescues all throughout New England. If you’d like a recommendation for reputable rescues or shelters in the area, feel free to send NSTB an email.








28 Comment(s)
  • Local real local
    Local Real Local
    December 14, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    I feel bad when I am late for bringing the dog in for a 6 month bath and cut. I could never see myself doing this to an animal.

    Can we hurt him in the same manner he did to Chaos? Then we can throw him away and tell society, “we don’t want him anymore.”

    No not Henry, call him Peak or Buddy. Way cooler.

  • Nicole Decker
    June 7, 2017 at 12:40 am

    This hurt my heart!!! I have a pitbull. Doing that to any animal isnt right! Poor doggy 🙁 I wanna sock this dude in his tiny marbles…sickening.

  • Bubba Gump
    June 3, 2017 at 6:44 am

    I wanna do that muthafuckin piece of shit and do him good. I wanna put an electric collar around his ballsack and drag him down the road, attached to my 4×4. Then I wanna nail his ass to a billboard so that everyone can take a poke at it with a cattle prod. After that I wanna introduce him to real pain as I rip his ass apart with my bare fists. If there’s anything left I’ll feed it to the crocs in my yard, head first.

  • Henry Chaos
    June 3, 2017 at 6:12 am

    Not wanting to be racist here, but a tire around the neck with some petrol might be in order ….. until a wall is built.

  • TheBostonDangler
    May 17, 2017 at 1:56 am

    I hope they throw this 1/2 a turd in the klink and this cunt gets his asshole resized nightly by some kimbo slice looking motherfucker…

  • Chris G
    May 17, 2017 at 1:52 am

    I hope this cunt gets his asshole resized nightly by some Kimbo Slice looking muthafucka…

  • Kirk Coker
    May 16, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Scum. He needs to go hang with his boy Vick. But let’s slam him into the ground twice as many times..change his name to Fukface..

    • Irish Gal
      May 16, 2017 at 11:15 pm

      Did I hear he was due back in court at some time, and no bail???? I’d love to know when he’s due back in court and go picket this loser. Let the judge know this is just not okay.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 16, 2017 at 6:23 am

    This is why certain people should not be allowed to breed. They should be sterilized!

  • Carmen Sandiego
    May 15, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    This put tears in my eyes. I can never understand abusing a poor, defenseless animal. Especially ones as kind and loving as dogs. I don’t have a dog, but I have a cat, and she’s like my other child. With that being said, I hope this Squidward nose having fucking cunt gets the shit kicked out of him for the rest of his miserable life.

  • Crooked bullsdawg
    May 15, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Off to billerica to be recruited by the bloods.they now take sex offenders and rats,oh and white kids that can’t fit In with there own. Numbers dawg! And still can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. fucking bulls hat, It never fails lol. Pussy like you read about.

  • Deer Tick
    May 15, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Tie him by the legs and attach him to the Commuter Rail in Worcester. When the train reaches South Station put what’s left in a public porta potty so everyone can shit on his remains. I have zero tolerance for anyone abusing animals. No, I don’t think my suggestion falls under the category “cruel and unusual punishment”. I think it’s highly appropriate.

  • ElJefe72
    May 15, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Probably was treated like this himself when he was a kid.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 15, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    I hope he literally gets a minimum of 5 throat punches EVERY SINGLE day if he shows his face in public. Please. I would say swing him around by a leash , against a brick wall, but that’s just unrealistic of me.

  • JoeMomma
    May 15, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    He’s just pissed the dog is a lot smarter than he is…..

  • Mr Butthurt
    May 15, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Throat punch. As hard as I could.

  • Big Raymond
    May 15, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    The dog looks terrified and broken. Aramis Ortiz aka Michael Vick junior, probably not his first violent assault/abuse of animals. Hope the law can punish him for this. If he does this to his dog he would do it to a defenseless person (children, elderly), Aramis Ortiz is pure scum.

  • Soldier for revolt
    May 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Who out there wants to take a ride to Framingham and pay this POS a visit .

    • Lightning bug
      May 16, 2017 at 10:59 am

      You won’t. All talk no action.

    • M
      May 16, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      his actual address is: 33 Warner St Apt 2, Hudson, MA 01749

      • jeff
        May 17, 2017 at 2:08 pm

        Send Ortiz a card letting him know we got his number and will be making sure he goes to jail. Get in touch with the judge to let them know to give him the maximum sentence. It is easy to find out the court date at the court website. Make some noise against these cowards. They are cowards and we, the strong folks who care for these animals, gotta make sure these people who abuse them are dealt with harshly. We have to make some noise to help change the laws from property to living beings. Pain is pain man, come on guys, make some noise, don’t hope about it, don’t leave it to someone else to serve justice, you gotta stand up and tell the judges how you feel, tell them we are out here and won’t stand for lenient sentences anymore for those in our society that abuse and take their crap out on the weakest among us. Thank you.

  • Sharo
    May 15, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    This is definitely a fucking scum bag piece is shit. I hope he gets fucked up the ass in jail!!!

    • Half-Rican Nation
      May 15, 2017 at 5:04 pm

      So doesn’t he by the looks of him.

  • Whatever
    May 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    As the owner of a Pitbull I thank you for posting this. They are gentle and loving dog’s. Great with my children. This story makes me sick

  • Shock G
    May 15, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    I wonder if he does the humpty dance

    • Speed
      May 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      Man I was just about to post a humpty dance reference. Well done!

  • Noseface
    May 15, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Wow, a non-white….shocking.

      May 15, 2017 at 10:52 pm

      My dog is my son, my brother, my best friend and my roommate. I love him more than anything in this world, sorry mom. This story brings tears to my eyes, I fucking hate this kid. I really want to find him and hurt him. I will have it all on video and will email NSTB and then I too will be Turtleboy famous for putting a leash on this fuckers and dragging west on the pike down 395 to Webster and the tying him to the back of my boat and will drag him all over Webster Lake with Boomer riding shotgun. Fuck! I hate this dude

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