The Franklin, NH Police Department took a more proactive approach to policing today when they found some asshole in a stolen car who wouldn’t tell them his name.
The post is gone because they figured it out. Some people were asking them why they couldn’t just fingerprint him and the cops told them that they could but Facebook is just faster. This is the greatest move I’ve ever seen in the history of policing. Every police department in America should be using Facebook to identify criminals. Posts like this get shared and commented on a million times because they’re hilarious, and the bag of dicks they’re looking for is almost always a well known shitbag. It took about 30 minutes for them to realize it was this frequent flyer from nearby Gilford:
#Gilford Police arrested 18 y/o Isaiah Hughes for breaking into a home on #Breton Rd. Being held on 1,000 cash bail. pic.twitter.com/EfYljmkSOS
— KRISTEN CAROSA (@KCarosaWMUR) July 16, 2014
Isaiah Hughes. Model citizen.
If you couldn’t tell he was an asshole, the first indicator should’ve been the pubestache.
Everyone who has ever rocked a pubestache is required to be law to be a degenerate.
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The look on the cop’s face says it all. He longs for the days when he could just fuck this idiot up with a nightstick and say “he fell”.
Also, is this cunt called Isaiah because one when you look at his eyes, one EYE’S HIGHER than the other? That’s what happens when cousins marry.
Taze,billy club,pepper spray…
Rinse and repeat….
he looks a bit like the Dunkin Donut sparkler, and every other entitled man-child on these sticky pages (i wear gloves to read Tirtlebpy now). Is Anteefa creating these slack-jawed Isaiah’s in a green lab somewhere, or are they the result of turning on the kitchen light at night to see these scurrying cockroaches?
They got it wrong, it’s Parker from Gold Rush…
Its Tom Green’s gay autistic son
The look on the cop’s face behind this douchenozzle makes me think the cop is his father….
Just take this NH trailer-trash out back and stomp on his windpipe and then splatter his skull with a log. Be careful about getting the goop splattered on your jeans, but that’ll come out in the wash. Toss the remains in the lake and the animal scavengers will pick the skeleton clean within days. Just watch – it’ll be such a rush you’ll be looking fwd to the next one. Oh wait, that’s me.
My girlfriend said “…his chin resembles my balls.” I was like “They’re really that hairy?” She answered “YES!”
I’m shaving them tonight. My ass & back too.
Shit… the way I wrote this it sounds like my gf has hairy balls.
Maybe she does.
Um hi.. Marty Walsh here.. friend me on fb, I want to party with you and your “girlfriend” !!!
Shavin potty tenight!! woo hoo. 8===) – – 0^:
I call BS. You have a girlfriend??????
The facemask craze arrived just in time, but not for this guy.
They were too nice. They have my support to waterboard the dick
I love it! New Hampshire “Facial Recognition Software”….
The police don’t go through Facebook themselves. They use a software program, probably Clearview AI, a NYC company, to search its billion-face database which includes images “scraped” from Facebook. There have been many news articles about it recently, many critical, and it sounds like it’s very accurate. Down to the green turtles on the neckties. Welcome to China.
Shit for brains… AI? Really? They fucking took his picture and put it on their Facebook page.
AI? You are a fucking douche.
People recognize my facials all the time
I guess living in a hovel behind the Guilford 8 cinemas, and never affording a ticket to get in zapped his brain. Of course it could have been waiting for the old water tower to fall. That what happens when you live in a place in a town that has figured out that eminent domain just isn’t worth your house. Dirt poor loser.
Billy Clubs. Either you got the name or the imprint of the manufacturer got transferred to the perp.
A few smacks with a S&W 21″ will set even the most hardened Pubestache into a blubbering fool.
Obviously not wise in the ways of the law in these parts. Maybe you get away with these shenanigans if your last name is DaSilva and you’re caught driving cocked in Framingham, but some punk born here who resembles Alfred E Neuman has a zero chance, because Uncle Sam will figure out who you really are in about 30 minutes one way or another.
I used to love these “I ain’t telling you my name” assholes.
My response always was?
You can ROT in the holding cell until we get your name !
After about 12 hours in that hell-hole, they beg to get out!
Time was always on my side.
Why would anyone criticize the police using social media. This is a great! Get the information needed and shame that asshole!
Fingerprinting only works as a means to identify someone if their prints are on file. If you’ve never been fingerprinted then there’s nothing to match you to.
Q-ball you fart smeller you… he has a rap sheet. Or did you miss that part?
Chances are pretty good anyone caught in a stolen car has prints on file.
thanks for your input tinkerbell, but it’s far easier to just put it on facebook you dumbass.
now go collect some cans bitchboy