The Franklin, NH Police Department took a more proactive approach to policing today when they found some asshole in a stolen car who wouldn’t tell them his name.
The post is gone because they figured it out. Some people were asking them why they couldn’t just fingerprint him and the cops told them that they could but Facebook is just faster. This is the greatest move I’ve ever seen in the history of policing. Every police department in America should be using Facebook to identify criminals. Posts like this get shared and commented on a million times because they’re hilarious, and the bag of dicks they’re looking for is almost always a well known shitbag. It took about 30 minutes for them to realize it was this frequent flyer from nearby Gilford:
— KRISTEN CAROSA (@KCarosaWMUR) July 16, 2014
Isaiah Hughes. Model citizen.
If you couldn’t tell he was an asshole, the first indicator should’ve been the pubestache.
Everyone who has ever rocked a pubestache is required to be law to be a degenerate.
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