Fraud Blogs Round 2: Crybaby Blog Called “Impaired Insights” Insists We Ruined The Lives Of The New Hampshire Chuds Who Posed With Goodell; Calls For Us To Be Removed Acting Like People Will See It

Fraud Blogs Round 2: Crybaby Blog Called “Impaired Insights” Insists We Ruined The Lives Of The New Hampshire Chuds Who Posed With Goodell; Calls For Us To Be Removed Acting Like People Will See It

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Well, looks like another whiny loser decided to write up a blog insisting we ruined the lives of the New Hampshire Poopsmoochers:

Impaired Insights (Garbage):

The Problem: 1% of Patriots fans are crazy.  99% of them do not care that a few fans took a picture with Roger Goodell because no normal person passes on an opportunity to take a picture with a celebrity.  However, Turtle Boy wants to exploit the insanity of the crazy 1% of Patriot fans. The Turtle Boy Sports Twitter page now has over 11,000 followers, most of whom are crazy Pats fans.  In the process of gaining these followers, Turtle Boy has ruined the lives of three individuals who are fellow Patriots fans.  Real fans.  Fans who were actually at the game supporting their team while Turtle Boy was at home jerking off during commercial breaks.

Their Twitter Page:

Call the Waaaaaambulance! Isn’t this the type of hyperbole crybaby shit that would make him fit to join antifa?

Ruined the lives of these three? WHAT???? Clearly this delusional fuck doesn’t live in any sort of reality. Nobody will care about these guys in two weeks – it will be completely forgotten. They will still live their lives the exact same as before. They might get a few jokes from their buddies – but who gives a fuck? Get a grip on life you fucking loser.

“No normal person passes on an opportunity to take a picture with a celebrity” please don’t tell me they are this fucking stupid – this level of stupid is unachievable. Clearly, the idiot that wrote this “blog” isn’t from New England, or a Patriots fan. Riddle me this, no “normal” person passes up taking a picture with a celebrity? Well, then would you take a picture with celebrities who are actually criminals? They’re celebrities though? See how stupid that logic is ???

“The 1% of Patriots fans” hahahahahaha, literally NOBODY except this shit blogger and those poopsmoochers would EVER take a picture with a sports dictator like Roger Goodell.

In case you need to see how bad of a blogger he is, check out the way he wrote the intro:

It’s late Thursday night.  A man (we will call him Turtle Boy to protect his identity), has just finished his second jerk-off session of the night and expects to have a third one before he goes to bed.

He begins browsing Twitter.  He checks up on all 49 people bots who follow his blog’s Twitter page . A blog that has less non-white followers than the Nazi Party.  His laptop, which usually displays nude women posing next to a dick, now displays three Patriots fans posing with the dick-of-all-dicks… Roger Goodell.  This gets Turtle Boy more aroused than an interracial bukakke because he falsely sees this as an opportunity to become a “hero” in the community.

Did I count 5 jerk off “jokes” in one paragraph? This dude has the creativity of a horse.

Have you ever seen somehow try to be funny more than this guy? but doesn’t actually write any jokes? If you’re going to take shots at the Turtle – make sure you have actual jokes to write. Ya know, so your 17 total viewers can see it.

Thanks to your own stupidity, your blog is going to end up in a body bag in front of over 100,000 followers on Facebook & Twitter. You probably should of consulted to your WTP boi’s about poking the turtle. They learned the hard way – looks like you have to do the same. The tragic flaw for MANY MANY fraud bloggers. Don’t go for the throne unless you have game.

In case you could already tell, this blogger clearly writes the hard hitting stories:

Trying to be Buzzfeed & Barstool at the same time? OUCH.

I happened to stumble on a tweet saying this “blog” was bought out by another blog. Remember the Fraud Blog Called “WTP Sports” ???

Well, that’s who “bought” them out:

What is he throwing in this GIF?? $5.59??

That’s probably the networth of WTP Sports.

HAHAHAHAHAH – what did it sell for??? The price of a Dunkin Donuts bagel??? Seriously, not only is your content garbage, probably only get 15 total views, and have only a 100 followers – but you SOLD OUT to the fraud blog known as We The Pansies Sports? who plagiarizes Barstool Sports all day ? This is WAY to funny to me.

After digging a little, turns out the match is made in heaven. I am willing to bet a $100 bucks WTP bought this “blog” only because he attempted to diss us. By the way, that diss blog I wrote exposing We The Pansies resulted in ZERO response from them. Zip the body bag up folks, it’s a wrap.

Look at him try to call out a Martha’s Vineyard store for selling a 28-3 shirt – looks like he didn’t realize his own “company” steals shirt ideas from Dave Portnoy all the time:

Hey Nate, look who else is profiting off his “big brain”

Feel completely stupid yet bud???

For someone who loves to cry about morals, you sure love endorsing tweets making fun of suicide and people tragically passing away:

Winner winner chicken dinner! we might have the biggest hypocrite ever! Writing a blog naming a couple morons taking a picture is crossing the line – but endorsing suicide jokes isn’t? Looks like we have the king of morality here people.

He also somehow thinks that his blog will get us removed from twitter:

The Solution: Twitter has this great feature called reporting. So if we all go @TurtleBoySports’s Twitter page (Click Here) and report his account as abusive/harmful we can get this bastard banned from Twitter.

Whoa what a tough guy! we haven’t heard this before or anything! There has never been a boycott set up against us before that failed! What a visionary!

You aren’t important bud.

Looks like this chud has never heard of the Turtleboycott that failed miserably.

Don’t mess with us if you’re garbage – your blog will be featured on our site being mocked like the morons you are. I can already smell the response to this – how much you want to bet that all he does is quote the fake article put out by WTP as a comeback?? I’ll bet my entire savings on it folks.

Back to back for the bloggers that didn’t get the message….

(yes I just referenced Drake).



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9 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Currently it seems like Drupal is the best blogging platform out
    there right now. (from what I’ve read) Is that what you are using on your blog?

  • August 16, 2017 at 2:05 pm

    Tut, tut, tut to the knobs at Impaired Insights. Their tripe is now ”protected,” marked ”private,” by the plonker, who wants one to ”request” permission to see the rhetorical rubbish and bollocks those butt hurt turds think it’s comedic. How ironic: The sad lot is aroused by the trio of metrosexuals in barf boat shoes.

  • Wabbitt
    August 16, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    I’m surprised they didn’t throw in a “This guy fucks!” for good measure.

    Seriously – if Barstool went out of business tomorrow, these idiots wouldn’t know what to write.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    August 15, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    I think more than their insights are impaired.

  • Fred Knessl
    August 15, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Dunno, I don’t get the butt hurting about this. OF course, to me the NFL could fold tonight and I wouldn’t notice…

  • dick buttkiss
    August 15, 2017 at 9:51 am

    hide ya blog hide ya twitter, cool pop culture reference from 2010, little dated at this point no? You realize how many followers you just gave this other blog? Little advice, punch up not down, no one had ever heard of this blog until you brought it up, now they just gained a ton of folowers.

  • Dr. Evil (MikeMyers)
    August 14, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Couple of the cheesiest fucking blogs I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading were by those dumbfucks, and the only reason I read them is bc I ride the turtle. Their ONE HUNDRED BILLION- oh what’s that? ONE HUNDRED? I’m sorry their ONE hundred followers might try to take down turtleboy?! Jesus H christ, get a better blog name, get better talent, get the fuck out of here.

  • Losers not here!
    August 14, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    Surprise surprise look who owns this fake blog…wtp sports!!! They literally have nothing better to titleLike damn, Get off the turtles shell!!

  • Jack Mehoff
    August 14, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Well, I am not very active on Twitter as I think all social media, particularly Assbook, is for morons but after posting here I will now follow Turtleboy. Also will try to figure out how to report these assmasters as abusive and create a bit of chaos.


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