Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Freddie Fupa Takes Up Two Handicapped Spots At Chipotle In Framingham 


I wish there were more hours in the day to shame scumbags who deserve it. We get messages all the time about assholes parking in handicapped spots and the best way to go to the front of the line is to get a picture or video of the abled bodied dipshit in action. Like this laardvark seen taking up both a handicapped spot and the striped ramp access spot at the Chipotle in Framingham.

This guy deserves every ounce of public ridicule I’d like to throw his way. It makes my blood boil when I see able bodied people do this because their fat ass it too lazy to park their Subaru 15 feet away because they’re that allergic to exercise. Wearing a t-shirt that’s two sizes too small for you is NOT a disability, nor is driving a Subaru, although it does indicate other things. Either way, it would be swell if a turtle rider could run license plate 85Y 480 and email with a name. That would be great. Thanks!



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28 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 24, 2020 at 9:12 am

    It won’t be long before he flat-lines from all of that fat and queso

  • What!?
    March 24, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Even worse is that the entire parking lot was probably completely empty and there was a regular space right next tot he one that this wildebeest stole.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Christine Pelosi is a malignant cunt like her mother,Nancy
    March 23, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    A walk would do this fat-ass a little good.
    What a chud!

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 23, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Instead of taking a picture of this dickhead Run him down and then get a selfie of his face under your front wheels. Now that I’d like!

  • Diabetes
    March 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    What a lazy pos. He probably hasn’t seen his cock in 10 years because he refuses to walk more than 5 feet to get his calorie fix

  • Utensils
    March 23, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    How dare you, he could be a spoonie!

    • Anti-Spoonie
      March 23, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      He’s a forkin’ asshole

  • Malcolm Y
    March 23, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    The only way he could have been any more of a dickbag was if he parked diagonally across that space and the dividing grid. I hope he develops explosive diarrhea for the next 48 hours from that burrito.

    • Gilly
      March 24, 2020 at 3:05 am

      Well they don’t wash their hands at chipotle sooo….

  • Subaru Sappho
    March 23, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    That fat butch lesbian in the t shirt ought to know better…

  • Dirk diggler
    March 23, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    He dates Nancy’s Pelosi ,beautiful looking daughter.

  • Antoine Tucker
    March 23, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    You want proof that it’s never been about Donald Trump. Donald Trump has never been racist. It’s never been about Donald Trump being wrong for the country. Just look at what the Democrats in the Senate just did. They blocked the bill, $.8 trillion I believe. And that bill would have helped ALL Americans. Every last one of us. This stimulus package would have helped every last one of us. But the Democrats don’t give a f***. They don’t give a f*** about helping Americans. They don’t give a f*** about what race you are. They don’t care about LGBT, whatever community you belong to. They care about power. All of this sh*t is about power. All of this media hysteria is about power. Control and power. Control and power. Every day that an American dies, suffers, or finds himself hungry, you thank the damn Democrats for it. Because that’s what the f*** they been doing. F***ing up public trust. F***ing up the economy and blaming that sh*t on Donald Trump like it’s his fault when it’s f***ing them. Be aware man.”

    Bottom line is the block was all about Democrats fearing Donald Trump with a huge win in helping ALL AMERICANS!

    • Truth
      March 23, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      That’s because the Dems want non-citizens to benefit. The Dems don’t care about Americans. They want ANYBODY on Planet Earth eligible for stimulus dollars.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Fuck anyone with a (D). Fuck 'em all !
      March 23, 2020 at 11:01 pm

      I wouldn’t vote for anyone with a (D) after there name ever again. I don’t care if you are running for Plumbing Inspector. If you have a (D) after your name? Fuggettaboutit!
      The best thing that could happen for this nation would be to see all of those motherless fucks incinerated.
      Fuck ’em !
      Nancy the Cunt
      Schumer the Jew cocksucker
      Schiff the sneaky little Heeb
      All of them!
      Sorry for the rant…..but I’ve had enough!
      I’ve never been one to wish ill will upon anyone, but after today’s obscene behavior by the Democrats, I hope they all get cancer of the fucking eyes!

    • dude
      March 24, 2020 at 11:15 am

      lol…turn off faux news man…sheeshh. im sure only dems are evil!!! GOP all stand up people! lol..what a dummy

    • Donald J trump
      March 24, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      “They’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you, I’m just in the way!”

  • Raney
    March 23, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Look at the gut on him

    This fat sack of Shit doesn’t need any Chipotle

  • Sick of Subarus
    March 23, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    It seems like these Subaru drivers are either going the speed limit in the left lane on the highway or they’re pulling this shit.

    • Let me axe you this
      March 23, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      Yeah, how is that? I thought Subaru’s were expensive as fuck, and yet they’re either driven by terrified old folks or kids who are barely old enough to drive. Or lesbian couples with dog crates in the back.

      • Gov. Charlie (Parker)
        March 23, 2020 at 5:12 pm

        After we destroy the economy over the sniffles, any remaining Subaru owners will pay sky rocketing excise tax and gasoline tax

        • Light em up
          March 23, 2020 at 6:29 pm

          It’s his Mom’s car.

        • Lt. Governor Polito
          March 23, 2020 at 8:58 pm


          • Gropey
            March 24, 2020 at 12:40 am

            Bitch you been pumping the bicepts pumpin my dad

  • Dow 14000 By Next Friday. Go Short Or Go Home
    March 23, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    Good maff day. Only down 700. Points today

  • WeRFucked
    March 23, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    I’m pretty sure he’s handicapped.

    Mental retardation. Obesity. Learning disability.

    • AmericaWasGreat
      March 23, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      Trump is indeed. But the guy with the Suburu is just a fat idiot.

      • Donald J Trump
        March 24, 2020 at 5:45 pm

        You’re wrong and here is why.
        American has always been great!
        The problem is you and your parents! your father shouldn’t have been a dope and worn a rubber. your ugly cunt mother who is a cock goblin mind you, should have done the responsible thing instead of being a a semon demon and taken you in her ass followed by her mouth, Ya faggot! Now go choke on your butplug and die of the wuhan flu that came from Chinaaaaah

        • x x
          March 28, 2020 at 5:27 pm

          Hope you get the corona

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