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Fudge Dragon Felicia Arrested For Dumping 8 Times In Natick Parking Lot, Becky Brigade Blames Trump And Metrowest Daily News For Reporting It


Check out this shit: At least eight times since early December, the owner of the Natick Outdoor Store made an unpleasant discovery when he arrived at work – a pile of human feces. On Wednesday, Natick Police arrested Andrea F. Grocer, 51, of Ashland, in the parking lot of the store at 38 North Ave. where they found her getting ready to use it as a toilet once again, authorities said.

“I’m so happy they arrested her,” said Natick Outdoor Store owner Henry Kanner. “I have no idea who she is. This has been ongoing. She has defecated quite often over here. There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”

Grocer’s lawyer described her as a “pillar of the community” and said she works full time, during her arraignment in Natick District Court on Wednesday. Police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi said police began investigating the incidents last month after Kanner reported repeatedly finding the feces in his parking lot.

“At first, they thought it was an animal but then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes – items animals would not have access to,” Rossi said.

The incidents were caught on camera, but the vehicle’s license plate hadn’t been captured in the scene. Rossi said police had been doing extra patrols at the store in an effort to identify the excrement vandal. They caught Grocer in the parking lot at 6:51 a.m., police said. Both Rossi and Kanner said they have no idea why Grocer would defecate in the lot. Kanner said he does not know her and does not know of any connection to him or his store.

“I can’t figure out why anyone would do that,” Kanner said.

I could tell just by looking at her that this chick takes some monster dumps.


It’s always the ones you least suspect who dump the most. The worst part is that people say she comes from a home with four crappers in it. This was definitely a revenge dumping if I’ve ever seen one. This was premeditated and intentional, and the fact that she left her poo rags behind tells you that she wanted her victims to know that it was a human being that did it. If you wanna get revenge on someone you egg their house. If you wanna send a message that you’re the wrong one to fuck with, you periodically drop off ass goblins in a person’s parking lot. They’ll get the message real quick. Even though in this case it appears as if she was leaving her browneye surprise on the wrong person’s parking lot, because the guy had no clue who she was.

Obviously this shit is hilarious. It’s not every day a mother of five who happens to be a respected member of the community gets charged with such a crappy crime. But most people are more upset with the Metrowest Daily News for writing about it than they are with fudge dragon Felicia for leaving behind stink pickles EIGHT FREAKING TIMES!!!

“Is this a conservative news source.”

“A Trump society.”

Little did I know that reporting on criminals who defecate on stranger’s properties several times over the course of months, makes you a MAGA loving right wing nutjob.

The irony here is that the only reason all these Metrowest white woman are all up in arms is because for once of their people got publicly shamed. I don’t remember seeing any of these women complaining about “compassion” or “mental issues,” when Diego the friendly neighborhood drug dealer got popped with an ounce of heroin. These are the white people who get off on calling other people racist, but yet the second they see a well off white woman committing a crime it’s immediately “mental illness.”

Where’s the evidence this woman was mentally ill? Do you guys know her? Or are you just assuming that because she runs 5K’s and looks like the women in your yoga class that she couldn’t do something like this unless she was mentally ill?

Apparently this woman owns a business and was raising a family, so she obviously had her shit together. This was an act of intentional poopery, and someone could’ve gotten seriously injured, or ruined a brand new pair of shoes. Didn’t think about that, did ya?





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184 Comment(s)
  • Shitty Mass
    May 4, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Old biddie got comp. She a shithound 2.

  • JizzMasterZero
    January 28, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    It’s amusing to see the names “Grocer” and “Kanner” in this story!

  • Bad Puppy?
    January 26, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Did anyone think to rub her nose in it? That worked for my grandmother’s schnauzer.

  • Can’t stop
    January 26, 2020 at 10:52 am

    This woman has another spot she frequents. This shit goes a lot deeper

  • Annie Dookiecan PHD
    January 25, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    The DNA results are in, 8 for 8 and they tested positive for crack.

  • Soon no privacy anywhere
    January 25, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Something tells me there will be a huge increase in sales of CCTV video systems designed to be pointed at parking lots. Sheesh, some insurance companies may begin to require them. And I wonder whether the cop was wearing a body camera when this all went down…. if so, coming soon to a YouTube screen near you.

  • HockeyMom
    January 25, 2020 at 1:32 am

    That poor cop who arrested her. The article said he arrested her before the crime but seriously if I were that cop I would have HAD to watch that. It would be like watching a train wreck, you can’t not look plus great party story! And by the way, this isn’t mental illness or irritable bowl it’s Pretentious CUNT Syndrome!

  • Depend for Her
    January 24, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Supposedly she has IBS. I really hope she’s not getting off on this foul behavior.

  • Why is Jerry Seinfeld smiling?
    January 24, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    One to two loads must be simple vandalism, 2-4 aggravated vandalism, five or more felonious assault. Penalty: your face and name immortalized forever on google and in the routines of every comedian around the world, forever.

  • Henry Kanner
    January 24, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    If we don’t got it , you don’t need it. If you don’t need it, it’s in our parking lot.

  • Mike Oxlong
    January 24, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    1. This is NOT some mental condition, this is absolutely a total kinky fetish thing.
    2. There’s likely other favorite locations she’s doing it but it’s not getting noticed, probably doesn’t even use her own toilet.
    3. Pretty hard bod on this guano-saurus, sign me up for one Cleveland Steamer, to go!

    • Sylvester Stallone
      January 24, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      Hot Lunch

  • 5 of 8
    January 24, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Hello, I am load #5. I just wanna say it was lonely out there in that vacant lot. When she took off on me and just left me there…I was heart broken. Then one morning she came back and that is when #6 was born. As I called out she left me again but at least she gave me comapny this time.

  • Bob Murchison
    January 24, 2020 at 11:38 am

    If she was not giving hubby anal before…
    She sure as shit will be giving it now.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    January 24, 2020 at 11:30 am

    I am in Naples,Fl and saw her story on the Ft Myers NBC station last night. She is famous for all the wrong reasons. Party on Poopsie!!

  • Idi Amin
    January 24, 2020 at 11:17 am

    I saw crime scene photos.My last genocide was far
    prettier. I have no idea how a woman could take such
    a huge dump.Looked more like something left behind
    by a Rhinoceros.

  • Jane
    January 24, 2020 at 7:31 am

    Somebody get this girl a poopah scoopah!!!!

  • Ben Dover
    Brown I. Zurprize
    January 24, 2020 at 7:27 am

    I hate to say it…butt someone needs to get to the bottom of this.

  • Kylie kirkfatdick
    January 24, 2020 at 6:53 am

    I will be traveling the country in my noble quest to rid the world of public poop shaming. Nobody should be shamed for pooping in a parking lot. I will be starting a go fund me to raise money for ms grosser and other closet public poopers. Thank you mayor joe cuntatone for your help in this quest

  • Shane Hoban
    January 24, 2020 at 1:55 am

    I’d let her take a steamy dump on my chest on a cold winters night.

  • jobrienxxx176
    OK, I’ll Do It
    January 23, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    This is an obvious need for a Go Fund Me to be set up. I’ll be happy to create and manage and I swear to god I’ll give her the money

  • The Mad Shitter
    January 23, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    I have IBS and I shit exactly at 645 a.m. everyday at the same location which is your store

  • Her explanation
    January 23, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    According to MassLive, she claims she has irritable bowel syndrome. Sounds dubious. That would prevent her from cleaning it up?

  • Double Z
    January 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    More to this story by far. Jilted lover????The Becky Brigade has more to bitch about than the metro west daily news posting this story, as well as her address…THE NEW YORK POST picked up this story….She’s now known NATIONALLY as the “Massachusetts Serial Pooper”

    That mug shot should be copyright infringement on the 90s rap group 3rd bass’ song….THE GAS FACE!!!!

    • Depend for Her
      January 24, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      She should move to India. Will fit right in.

  • Why ?
    January 23, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    I wanna phrase this properly but I wonder what the real story is behind all this this got to be more to it.

  • Dirty Mike and The Boys
    January 23, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Although she’s a parking lot shitter, she is pretty hot. Let’s be honest. All it means is that she has a kinky side. I’d let hey give me a Lipnicki any day, really.

    • Miss Chris
      January 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

      You and your boys seriously need glasses. She’s a textbook butter face.

  • Genduso is old news, Fudge Dragon number 1
    January 23, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    The funniest thing about this story is that I think it has created more comments in the comment section than any other story Turtleboy has ever done! LOL! Even the Genduso stories didn’t elicit this much banter! LMFAO!

  • The Fudge-anator
    January 23, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    This story was picked up by Dailymail. Now the Fudge Dragon is internationally infamous.

    • Ghetto Famous
      January 23, 2020 at 11:04 pm

      Ny post front page.

  • Poop Emoji
    January 23, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    You gotta be shitting me.

  • Joe Friday
    January 23, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Fact: She shit there eight times
    Fact: She drove there eight times
    Fact: She always had TP or wipes with her
    Fact: Mugshot photo she was wearing a sweater NOT a running outfit
    Fact: The store is located at a busy 4 way intersection with a parking lot facing 2 roads and an intersection, NO privacy (see Google earth)
    Fact: Her makeup is done in her mugshot photo, so she was heading somewhere or to meet SOMEONE..
    Fact: Owner of Natick store does know her, She shops there

    • Fact
      January 23, 2020 at 6:15 pm

      Fact: This woman is a nasty disgusting human for doing this not once, not twice but eight times. She is a shit bag

    • Now listen here, see
      January 24, 2020 at 8:04 am

      That’s some good sleuthing Joe, but the question remains..did she use single ply or 2 ply?

  • Let's tax it
    January 23, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    The Mass. legislature will respond the way it always does: impose a tax on pooping. That will give people a strong incentive to reduce how much they poop. The tax won’t be applied to illegals, poor people, people of color, and anyone else who promises to vote D.

  • Next episode of Forensic Files
    January 23, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    She’ll probably plead not guilty and force the DA to prove the case by DNA evidence.

  • Any shrinks in the house?
    January 23, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Do the psychologists have a name or classification for this alleged mental illness? Is it mentioned in the latest version of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual)?

    • S.E.R-R
      January 24, 2020 at 9:08 am

      I believe it’s called Factious Fecalmania.
      There’s a psychological excuse for almost all bad behavior Now.
      Personally I would call it
      “douche bag defecation syndrome”.

  • Not a woman of color
    January 23, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    The only reason this was reported by the media is because the woman is white and a “legal” (i.e., “respected member of the community”) resident. If she were a woman “of color”, or an illegal, we would never have heard of it. Like in Sweden, the cops would be afraid of reporting it, for fear of being accused of committing a hate crime or otherwise engaging in racist behavior.

    But that begs the obvious question: does this behavior go on unreported in the hood on a larger scale? And is this crime or symptom of mental illness secretly another category of no-prosecute on Rachel Rollins’s list of acceptable offenses? And if so, was this woman simply trying to emulate and show support for her oppressed sisters of color in the ‘hood (who spent their toilet paper money on drugs and tats)?

  • Shane Hoban, rapper, comedian, and fireman. Quincy, MA
    January 23, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I would let her give me an “Ashland Chocolate Factory Bath” anytime. Call me!

  • Smithy
    January 23, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    She’s kinky. I’d let her take a dump on my chest and call me Phillip.

  • Publius
    January 23, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    bet she is adventerous and experimental.

  • Maike Erands
    January 23, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    I wonder if she was wearing a thong when this all happened.

  • Larry Jones
    January 23, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    She lives in a $720,000 house in Ashland, and drives a $60,000 SUV. What is wrong with this woman? She will never be able to show her face in town again. Ever.

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 23, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      Her face? That wasn’t the thing she was showing….

  • Nasty women these days...
    January 23, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Learned to use a toilet you nasty woman.

  • Normal Cat Lady
    January 23, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    She has done this before in another part of Natick..near the Firehouse and Town Fair Tire…..

  • Nancy Pelosi's Dried Up Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
    January 23, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Maybe she ate at that pizza and sub shop across the st.
    That would explain a lot.

  • Prolapsed Pam
    January 23, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    She’s headed down skidmark row

  • Dr Wu
    Adam Schiff-for-Brains
    January 23, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Take it easy!!
    She may have just moved here from San Francisco and doesn’t understand the local customs

  • Jeff
    January 23, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    She should move to San Fran and live among her poople.

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 23, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    I haven’t had a Pyrex pie in a while. I wonder if she does take out?

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 23, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    From the pictures shown with this post, I’d say she thinks she’s some sort of marathon runner. I’d bet she tried to get some free merchandise from the owner of the sporting goods store but was turned down, and this is her revenge. This is also a danger to public health, and they should add that charge to whatever else she’s being charged with. I hope she realizes this story will live on and follow her forever. Maybe someone told her that just before they took that picture of her crying. She herself is one of the biggest turds on the planet right now, in my opinion.

  • A Natick insider
    January 23, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Saw 3 of the 8 landmines.It was not pretty.
    We are not talking tootsie rolls here.2 Silverback
    Gorilla sized constipated logs.One liquid Mexican
    monsoon catastrophe as well.

  • MR X
    January 23, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Could she be any Grocer? 🙂

  • Leather Cheerio
    January 23, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    That right there is one angry bitch! You know you really pissed off your side piece when she repeatedly line paints your parking lot. What a fucking skeeve!

  • Angry Brown Tornado
    January 23, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    In her mind,I’m guessing its some form of payback.
    She must really feel wronged.

  • Pocahontas
    January 23, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    I would let her give me a reverse warm carl.

  • Lee Ho
    January 23, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    I bet she thought it was funny.

    But she’s in a world of SHIT now.

  • Captain Trips
    The Illinois Enema Bandit
    January 23, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Roll it over and grease it down I’ll drive you through the heart of town

    • Captain Trips
      Michael Kenyon
      January 23, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      “This is a true story
      About a famous criminal
      From right around Chicago
      This is the story of Michael Kenyon
      A man who’s serving time at this very moment
      For the crime of armed robbery
      It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
      Michael, decided to give his female victims
      A little enema
      Apparently, there was no law against that
      But his name lives on
      Michael Kenyon

  • Natick Police
    January 23, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Dear sirs,
    Regarding Fudge Dragons taken in for evidence.
    Can I have them when your done?

    Best Regards

    R Kelly

  • Landon Steele
    January 23, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Does she have a couch? I’ll piss on her while she takes big dumps and lick her angry brown eye for breakfast.

  • Bass to mouth
    January 23, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    8 logs? Serious anger towards someone.

  • Hunter Biden
    January 23, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    Are there any crime scene photos I can “examine?”

  • Richard N. Vulva Esq.
    January 23, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    My client was only trying to make it easier to recycle the corn and peanuts.

  • Metro West Guy
    Cam Hulteau
    January 23, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    To that guy who tweeted to ask whether or not that newspaper is Conservative-leaning, he obviously has never thumbed through it for more than 30 seconds.

    Why do those women automatically assume she has a mental illness for dropping deuces in that parking lot? Ever stop and think for a moment that maybe she knew exactly what she was doing and with all the malice and forethought to go along with it? She even brought wipes along with her to tidy up after the deed was done…

  • Harry Balz
    January 23, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    In the mug shot it looks like she is squeezing out another load.

  • Lee Ho
    January 23, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    If she have pet dog must be shitzu.

  • Cord Cutter
    January 23, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Seems like her husband Jon has a YouTube channel. Check it out – there’s a 30 minute video of them partying – celebrating the Fudge Dragon’s 50th…

    • 80s Stash
      January 23, 2020 at 1:50 pm

      Thanks for the protip. Looks like they have a cute daughter after stalking his Facebook.

      • shitsaway!
        January 23, 2020 at 2:46 pm

  • New boot goofin'
    January 23, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    My favorite is that people always assume “mental illness” legit always when someone does anything. Shop lifting, stealing cars, pan handling, drugs, abusing children, and dropping the cleveland browns off in a parking lot. The keyboard brigade always assume come out as a white knight saying Oh its mental illness or some shit.

    • 80s Stash
      January 23, 2020 at 1:48 pm

      Thanks for the protip. Looks like they have a cute daughter after stalking his Facebook.

  • Cold Lunch
    January 23, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Baby its cold outside.

  • Steven Tylers Driveway
    January 23, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Stay far away Joey…….

  • Paul Casale
    January 23, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    She is not the only one. Appears to be an epidemic. I could not post the link…but here is the lead:
    It happened in NJ last year.

    Thomas Tramaglini, the suspected Holmdel High School track pooper, has resigned as superintendent of Kenwilworth Public Schools, according to a notice on the district’s website.

  • P.F.Changs
    January 23, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Eight Fudge Dragons? She has serious anger towards
    someone at that store.One might be considered making
    a statement.But eight??Thats anger.

  • Fudgy the Whale
    January 23, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Public poopage is delightful.

  • Usain Bolt
    January 23, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Did her

    • Bill Rogers
      January 23, 2020 at 12:27 pm

      Me too

      • Peter Dinklage
        January 23, 2020 at 12:30 pm

        I’m guilty too.

    • george costanza
      Uta Pippig
      January 23, 2020 at 2:13 pm

      It’s not her fault, please refer to my deliciously fudgy running shorts.

  • Brown Sailor
    January 23, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Somebody at the store must have stuck
    their dick in crazy…..

  • Uta Pippig
    January 23, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    How Dare You!

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 23, 2020 at 1:58 pm

      Of all the comments I’ve read, combining the most obnoxious overrated douche with the Boston Fecal Massacre Was perfect. Good work sir

  • Amanda Sawyer
    January 23, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Articles like this make me feel sane.

  • R Kelly
    January 23, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Can I have 10 minutes of “alone time” with
    the surveillance tape?

  • Alex Sanders
    January 23, 2020 at 11:46 am

    I love reading TB articles.. but I’ll be honest, I come here mostly to read the comments 😀

  • Andrea C Diff
    January 23, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Looking for hot lunch specials todsy on rt9.

    January 23, 2020 at 11:13 am

    I thought working at the Double Deuce was fucked up but a Double Deuce to the third power is some really fucked up shit

  • Captain Obvious
    January 23, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Just a reminder that rich white women are a scourge to this country.

  • Poopstain Jack
    January 23, 2020 at 10:55 am

    “Fudge Dragon” LOL!

    This is like the public school superintendent who got caught defecating on the school running track daily. Unlike the fudge dragon, he was also charged with lewdness!

    Charge the Fudge Dragon!

  • Catatafish
    January 23, 2020 at 10:47 am

    8 Mud Monkeys in the same parking lot?
    That is a very angry woman for sure.

  • Shit Case Judge
    January 23, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Your sentence is to shit in a hat eight mornings in a row, pull the hat down over your ears, and wear it all day.

  • The Sparrow Prince
    January 23, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Did she leave any chocolate rivers or just fudge sno cones?

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      January 23, 2020 at 11:33 am

      Is your name in reference to the theyby baby named sparrow on the steven crowder show? If so hats off to you, you get it!

  • don
    January 23, 2020 at 10:38 am

    it seems all her defenders are trying to make their own city into san francisco. if they dont mind shit in their front yard then id advise every homeless person to hunt down their address and they will be happy to have you defacate on their properties. seriously, someone is shitting on someone elses property and they defend it. if she has five children then she needs to be investigated if she can take care of these children when she cant even take care of herself.

  • David Leavitt
    January 23, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Dear Natick Police.Can I please have the remainder of
    the roll?I am to cheap to ever buy my own paper products.

    Thank you.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 23, 2020 at 10:28 am

    Obviously the store didn’t honor her coupon for 30% off a custom “26.2” yeti wine tumbler and she decided to seek revenge by dropping heat in the lot

  • Kermit the Frog
    January 23, 2020 at 10:27 am

    The Natick Outdoor Store was victim of a shit and run. Business was impacted severely.

  • randiguy2006
    January 23, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Yeah this is a common running thing. The store is probably at the halfway point of her run. People do this alot more than you can imagine. After the first time your body adjusts and expects it. Not excusing it, its just the facts.

    • P C
      January 23, 2020 at 11:12 am

      I run daily outside as well, and yes, I have been in the unenviable position of having to do this. NEVER on someone else’s property, certainly not in their goddamn driveway. You find a tree, or you wait until you’re in a commercial area, or for God’s sake, you know where the port-a-potties are. Yeah, it’s winter, there aren’t many around. To do it 8 times in the same place is not a “common running thing” when that place is right in the middle of someone’s driveway. There is a runner’s code, and that shit ain’t right.

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 23, 2020 at 11:54 am

      Yeah they said she drove there.

      Try again, track dink

    • joe lukw
      January 23, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      If you are not excusing it STOP making excuses for this idiot. Humiliation is the only thing to snap here out of her entitlement to do crap like this. A disgrace to the community.

    • Shit comes around nasty lady
      January 23, 2020 at 12:21 pm

      Let’s just say for second that this is what happened to her (8 times). Why not carry a plastic bag to pick it up. Because she did it on purpose . It’s her shit spot. If people are required to pick up their dogs shit. It’s pretty obvious they would expect you to also PICK UP YOUR OWN SHIT. This woman is straight up nasty. I hope she gets charged and that she is made such a fool of. she should be shamed. She had no shame dropping those draws 8 times to take a nice shit. Hopefully nobody decides to start leaving shits for her on her property. Who am I kidding that’s exactly what I’m hoping happens

    • Harry Balz
      January 23, 2020 at 1:07 pm

      If it’s a running thing, why did she drive her car to the parking lot each time before blasting a load out?

  • Real_Finn
    January 23, 2020 at 10:17 am

    Future Press Conference :
    Reporter : “Are you upset that you got caught?”
    Andrea : “Actually, I am relieved I got caught.” [pun goes over her head]
    Reporter : “Why is that?”
    Andrea : “I’m obviously ill and I was just waiting to get caught.”
    Reporter: “How are you doing now? Are you getting help?”
    Andrea: “It’s wonderful. I’ve met my true love, Thomas Tramaglini, throughout this ordeal. We run every morning together and bring our own poop bags.”

    Get Fucked,

    • Lookheshere
      January 23, 2020 at 11:05 am

      No, she drove there, they have her car on video.

      • Real_Finn
        January 23, 2020 at 12:05 pm

        Curious on how she’ll try to spin this. Either mental illness or she will claim a medical condition – bets?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 23, 2020 at 10:15 am

    At the station taking an inventory:

    “What do you have ma’am?

    Just my purse and a roll of Scott tissue sir!”

  • Jodi Taylor-Boudreau
    January 23, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Shame on you people! This is totally uncalled for!

    • Karen LaFardeau-Korobkova
      January 23, 2020 at 10:24 am

      I know! Poor Andrea! The PTA meetings are going to be soooooo awkward now. Anyways Jodi when does your hubby get back from work? Tell him to stop by my place again, my pipes are clogged and I need some help. Thaaaanks!

    • joe luke
      January 23, 2020 at 12:15 pm

      And why are the comments uncalled for? She drove to do this, it has nothing to do with running and even if it did, this classless moron should clean up. She has NO excuses. Hopefully she is humiliated which will teach this clown to never act up again. Stop making excuses for people like this lunatic. She is not a victim. Tired of the excuses made on behalf of slobs like this jerk.

    • Your a shitty friend if you don’t see a problem
      January 23, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      No it’s totally uncalled for a adult woman to just take shits in someone parking lot. Not once, not twice, but 8 times. She is a serial shitter. And you think we are uncalled for. I think your uncalled for. If you think this okay that speaks volumes about you. Your probably a dirty birdy too dropping shits where ever you feel like. How the hell can you say anyone besides your shitty friend is wrong here? You need help.

  • Mister Rogers
    January 23, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Turtleboy, you need to add the gif of the Jurassic turd to your story. I want to add it in the comments but you don’t allow it. Ugh

  • Osiris
    January 23, 2020 at 9:45 am

    I like the look, stays fit…nice teeth.
    But me thinks there be some big ol’ leathery beef drapes danglin’ in her drawers.

  • dr. fill
    January 23, 2020 at 9:38 am

    If I were really, really, really, really drunk, I’d let her blow me.

  • Bury them in stools
    January 23, 2020 at 9:33 am

    What a rotten, nasty old bitch.

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 23, 2020 at 9:30 am

    She looks like her turds stink like chickpeas and quinoa….

  • Regulator
    January 23, 2020 at 9:30 am

    Fuck and god damn every single on of those bleeding-heart, cock sucking people defending her and getting their feelings hurt because a piece of human filth has been caught and shamed, rightfully so. And also, how does someone mistake human shit for animal shit? I’m not even an expert and I can tell. Animal shit is way more standardized looking.

  • math classy
    January 23, 2020 at 9:25 am

    so a deuce times eight is sixteen
    just remember to subtract what she left in her drawers
    and carry the toilet paper…

    She’s so good at math its hard to believe she went to public stool..

  • Loothy Punt
    January 23, 2020 at 9:14 am

    She seems to have been married multiple times, Andrea Cushing and Greenberg, and she may have been a pre School teacher in Holliston.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 23, 2020 at 9:08 am

    I hope they arrested her mid-shit and made her ride to the station with itchy poo-butt.

  • Caravagio's Toilet Brush
    January 23, 2020 at 9:05 am

    The Natick Outdoor Store has been around for decades. It is an independent business that provides an amazing selection of outdoor and sporting equipment at very good prices. There are people working there that I used to see when I went there in High School (I’m 57). They treat every customer well.

    The tag line on their TV commercial is “If we don’t have it, you don’t need it”.

    They don’t need this.

    Throw the shitter in Framingham for a couple of years.

  • She looks like a dark colored cocker spaniel
    January 23, 2020 at 9:03 am

    I know how it can be proven if she is crazy or not. Look at her hair, it’s fucked up, no decent looking in shape woman would wear her hair like that….all greasy and stringy. I do not know this woman but I can almost guarantee she has a dark/black cocker spaniel. She is one of those women who looks like her dog (or the dog looks like her/ take your pick). All you have to do is observe her dog for about five minutes….I’m going to say the dog is off the wall and bat shit crazy just like her. For fucks sake the lady is taking shits like her dog. This phenomenon needs to be studied, there is direct correlation between crazy people and crazy pets.

  • LeFart
    January 23, 2020 at 9:00 am

    Umm, she’s doing it because they sell guns!!!

    • poopship14
      Boognish was rising up from the mist
      January 23, 2020 at 9:51 am

      That way my theory too, wonder if she was doing the same as Mass Firearms too.

    • Cleveland Steamer
      January 23, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      Great point, Natick social justice warrior trying to stick it to the man. Well at least dump on him.

  • EnslavedFreedom
    January 23, 2020 at 8:56 am

    Anyone commenting that her name should have been excluded do not understand the rules of extreme fetish bondage. You take the risk and when master says “shit in public at the same location for months on end until you get caught” you don’t question it. God, some of you people have never been enslaved before, and it shows.

    • 50 Shades of Brown
      January 23, 2020 at 9:47 am

      You’re right, Master

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 23, 2020 at 8:54 am

    Did they catch her due to some information from a stool pigeon?

    • Mitt Romney
      January 23, 2020 at 9:45 am

      Ha Ha Ha Ha

    January 23, 2020 at 8:18 am

    I’m just glad that people still get arrested for this shit in massatoiletachusetts. pun intended!
    Thankfully Massatoiletachusetts is not quite like sanfranshitsco yet & people here still get arrested for leaving a sanfranshitsco treat in public. What’s the over/under shes a jew. I knew a jew chick in college who would shit in the dorm hallways! Also knew a Haitian dude in high school who would piss in the sink. Fucking nasty Animals they are!

  • Fire off a missile
    January 23, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Her face in the mugshot is the same face she was making when pinching that loaf at the store. She was so shocked to see the police that the face stuck.

    January 23, 2020 at 7:57 am

    What’s the big deal about a Grocer making a delivery? Peapod and Whole Foods do that all the time!

  • Almost forgot
    January 23, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Happy Veterans Day Germany.

  • ScoopOnThePoop
    January 23, 2020 at 7:55 am

    What was her reason for dumping a log pile in the same parking lot EIGHT times??
    Just….. WHY?

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    January 23, 2020 at 7:55 am

    Scott’s or Charmin? Did she waste any squares?

  • Louie Pong
    January 23, 2020 at 7:54 am

    Can someone give her Rian Waters address? He needs a visit.

  • Lee Ho
    January 23, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Rump Ranger makes deposit in parking lot of outdoor store.

    Well it’s an outdoor store, apparently she thought they had an outdoor restroom.

    Just when you thought you heard it all. LOL

  • Apparently Runners Poop is a thing
    January 23, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Not making an excuse for her, but pretty positive she has “runners diarrhea”. It’s common. Gross. But common. There are multiple news articles on this.
    The parking lot must have become her go to spot. She should get a new hobby.

      January 23, 2020 at 8:22 am

      If that is the case it would be spontaneous.she keeps going in the same spot. If runners poo came on I would think that multipke stores would have problems. Seems more like a fecal fetish.

    • Depends
      January 23, 2020 at 9:45 am

      After one or to times you would think an adult diaper is in order. I am going with fecsl fetish for $200 Alex

    • only straight guy in Northampton
      January 23, 2020 at 5:41 pm

      Runners Diarrhea?? EXCEPT, she DROVE There?? this is an intentional act..My money is on she knew/knows the owner or employee and was leaving a message

  • Frank
    January 23, 2020 at 7:31 am

    The victim culture is fucking tiring, nobody is responsible for anything they do because of mental illness. I guess her kids should be taken away if her illness is that bad.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    January 23, 2020 at 7:22 am

    If the shitter had been black, poor, young, or any socioeconomic level white male, these broads would have been happy to see the miscreant incarcerated.

    One of their own – It’s an outrage!

    Guarantee all these wrinkly crones voted for Hillary. I hope that karma prevails and they slip on some dookie today.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • krappy nights
    January 23, 2020 at 7:01 am

    so she wiped sometimes and sometimes she didnt.

  • Peter Retep
    January 23, 2020 at 6:47 am

    You missed the back story of her marrying some old guy for money.

  • WeRFucked
    January 23, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Funny stuff in the comment section this AM. This is better reading with my A.M. java than Clive and his former rag.

    Butt really… isn’t TBS better than this? Did you really have to post pictures of this woman to embarrass her like this?

    Yeah you did! Donation time in honor of the commenters. THANK YOU.

      January 23, 2020 at 9:47 am

      Just because you are into feces doesnt make it right. Boo hoo hoo

  • Did you even wipe?
    January 23, 2020 at 6:30 am

    She looks like she is trying to squeeze out a big one in that mug shot picture. Hahaha, imagine every time your name is googled it comes up as the phantom Shitter. She should have brought her plastic bag with her to pick it up. I’m sure her pile was the size of a Great Dane. Bravo lady shitter bravo!

  • I Do Poopee for revenge
    January 23, 2020 at 6:14 am

    What a dip shit – anyone in the revenge shit business knows you should not be dropping a load more than three times in the same place! More than 3 squat – you get caught!

  • Beckys Banging The Landscaper
    January 23, 2020 at 6:06 am

    I dont know who i hate more, Andrea Grosser, or the white righteous enabling liberal cunts defending her. I pray someone shits on their perfect little suburban lawns while they’re entertaining their fellow white beckys at book club.

  • Shitty Story
    January 23, 2020 at 2:56 am

    I wonder how many of those fucking cunts sticking up for this mad shitter would sing the same song if she was dropping loads on their fucking property? Fucking stupid assholes.

  • P.F.Changs
    January 23, 2020 at 2:06 am

    Our work here is done.

    • Greta Thunberg
      January 23, 2020 at 2:16 am

      How Dare You!

  • Dingle berries
    January 23, 2020 at 1:59 am

    Well this is going to be an awkward Thanksgiving dinner this year. Who needs to take a shit?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 23, 2020 at 1:46 am

    Casual Observations (by way of Haiku)

    Stick dick in crazy.
    Nasty face could stop a clock.
    She shits her revenge.

  • Mystery Of The Parking Lot Deuce.
    January 23, 2020 at 1:44 am

    Better call in the Hardly Boys on this crime.

    Clearly not random.8 chocolate hot dogs dropped in your parking
    is something far more sinister.

    Where were the Fudge Dragons deposited? Off to the side or right
    in front of the door where you must confront it?

    She had a great deal of anger towards that fine store.Feels she was wronged
    inside the store perhaps.Merchandise problems not dealt with to her satisfaction.

    Most likely she had a fling with the muppet looking owner.He ghosted her when
    he realized what a fruit bat she was.He was probably stretching her little brown
    ring.Known as being a “Brown Sailor.”In her demented mind this was sweet corn

    Mystery of The Parking Lot Deuce solved.

    • Dr. Hannibal Lecter
      January 23, 2020 at 1:53 am

      Nicely done.

    • Damsel In Distress
      January 23, 2020 at 9:43 am

      You stink pussy lover always blaming the man.

    • Nutty As A FruitCake
      January 23, 2020 at 9:50 am

      Its a mans fault. Probably a typical white male. They cause all the problems in society.
      Typical libturd with fecal fetish blaming a man

  • Grundle Squuegee
    January 23, 2020 at 1:26 am

    She could take a nice stinky shot nd I’d be there to kick her grundle clean. Dingleberries and all. No problem licking the stink star, just kike putting your tongue on a nine volt battery when you’re a kid

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 23, 2020 at 1:22 am

    “There’s nothing more disgusting coming into your parking lot in the morning and seeing a pile of human excrement.”

    is he speaking about Ari?

  • Furious Styles
    January 23, 2020 at 1:14 am

    51. Not bad looking. In shape.

    Clearly the dude at the store was banging her and promised to leave his wife and never did Because he knew Not only that she was insane but that the wild sex would stop the moment he committed to her.

    So this nut job decides to repeatedly take dumps in the parking lot of his store. I fucking love it.

    Tell me I am wrong.

    • Mr. Bubba
      January 23, 2020 at 1:26 am


  • George Carlin
    January 23, 2020 at 1:04 am

    You don’t take a shit. You leave a shit!

  • Chip Striker
    January 23, 2020 at 12:52 am

    Clearly she does give a shit though..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    January 23, 2020 at 12:09 am

    If she lived in San Francisco it would be considered normal.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 23, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Alrighty then. MILF time.
    If EVER there was a case tailor made for my services, this would have to be the one.
    With abs like hat, you know her balloon knot must be snug as hell.
    It needs some temporary loosening.
    I bet she’d make the same face as that mug shot as I thrust the spumoni spear up her well toned rear.
    Once my work is done, she won’t being doing those parking lot squats for at least a week.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 22, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    I’d let her give me a Worcester Dump Truck. Definitely.

  • NoShitSteppin
    January 22, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Maybe she’s not housebroken, and her husband gives her a treat and a pat on the head if she shits in the parking lot? She’s probably a rescue from Down South based on her eyebrows. It must have sucked pulling into work in the morning, opening the car door, and stepping into a pile of human shit. Then you gotta drag your shoe all the way to the entrance while hoping nobody saw ya.

  • Natickboy
    January 22, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Why she could mot shit at her shit city if Ashland, but drive to my town of Natick and dump her Market Basket shit in my town
    Looks like she was on a mission

  • Pogue Mahone
    January 22, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Typical Masshole libturd. She wasn’t really defecating in the parking lot, she was just practicing voting for Lizzy”Pokerhonkyass” Warren in the primary.

  • Crotch Fruit of the Loom
    January 22, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    I hope those fake outraged far left yuppies step in it

  • Sir John Harrington
    January 22, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    normal people don’t shit in parking lots unless its a medical problem..Once, maybe, but 8 times?? This is intentional, and the ONLY reason she’s crying those crocodile tears? Because she got caught…This isn’t mental health, this is just plain mean…

    • Grammie
      January 23, 2020 at 7:10 am

      A word to the vindictive: “Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, And he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him.” On second thought, she shoulda dug a pit. I do feel bad for her kids, though.

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        January 23, 2020 at 8:27 am

        Grammie, dont feel bad for her little shits! she probably has taught them how to shit in public too!

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          January 23, 2020 at 8:30 am

          They call themselves the poop troop!

    • H. Valdemar Thackeray
      January 23, 2020 at 9:32 am

      I want to imbibe those tears.

      • You are
        January 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm


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