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Fudgey Phil Arrested For Choking Out 2 Month Old Baby He Just Adopted With Husband Started An Adoption GoFundMe And Has Been Virtue Signaling About What A Great Dad He Is On Facebook


Fall River Reporter: A 32-year-old Westport man was arrested yesterday afternoon in connection to an ongoing investigation into a serious child abuse case involving a two-month-old child. According to Westport Detective Sergeant Christopher Dunn, Stephen Kegyes was taken into custody and is being charged with three counts of permitting injury to a child, two counts of strangulation and one count of assault and battery on a child with injury. The defendant is an adoptive parent of the infant boy. Westport Police officials were contacted on Sunday and informed the infant was at Boston Children’s Hospital being treated for multiple injuries. On Monday, as the investigation proceeded, detectives obtained video taken from inside the defendant’s Westport residence which shows the defendant abusing the infant on Saturday afternoon. Due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, no further information on the facts of the case are being released by police at this time. Detective Ryan Nickelson was assigned and is continuing to investigate this case. The defendant was booked at the Westport Police Station and was arraigned in Fall River District Court. At arraignment Kegyes was held until a dangerous hearing for Friday January 15, 2021 at the Fall River Justice Center.

This animal strangled a two month old baby. I don’t even understand how that’s possible? What could a two month old do to make you hate them that much? It’s almost more understandable if it’s sexual abuse. Those animals are perverts who have a legit brain malfunction that makes them incompatible with society. They just can’t help themselves. Fudgey Phil over here wasn’t even getting off on this. He just enjoys physically abusing a child. This is next level deranged.

I was wondering how they got video from inside the home, and according to the Internet he got turned in by his husband.

How the fuck you gonna abuse your baby when you know that there’s cameras in your house? Even better question – how you gonna adopt a baby if you need a GoFundMe to adopt a baby?

Newsflash – if you can’t afford to have a baby then you can’t afford to have a baby.

You went through all that trouble and all that red tape and probably paid a lot of money just so you could abuse a baby? He played the loving Dad going back months on Facebook too.

Meanwhile his Facebook page is filled with left wing virtue signaling and shitting on conservatives who he believes he has some sort of moral high ground over.

Say what you want about Cocaine Mitch, but he ain’t never choked out a two month old.

This was a little bit ironic too.

To be clear, I think gay people are more than capable to parent and should be allowed to marry and adopt children. But the “I can parent a child just as well as any birth parent” comment coming from a guy who couldn’t even wait 6 months until he started abusing his adopted crotch fruit is a bad take.

What’s even more surprising is that he is apparently the bottom in this situation, since he was the one who got proposed to.

Or not. I just assume that whoever gets down on one knee is the alpha in the relationship. My understanding of gay marriage comes largely from watching Modern Family reruns.

Anyway, there’s monsters like this everywhere. If you go on his wide open Facebook page (pro-tip, if you commit a crime that you know will come with no bail, have someone you know take down your FB page or else it will be flooded with people threatening to kill you) you’ll see that this guy looks like your prototypical, ultra-fabulous world traveler gay man, with a loving husband who couldn’t wait to be a Dad.

But looks can be deceiving, and is his husband didn’t see this coming (that’s what he said) then who else could?


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49 Comment(s)
  • Does anyone else think it''s a bit unsettling?
    January 18, 2021 at 11:42 pm

    Kind of awkward when gay guy proclaims “It’s a boy!” and you know he’s speaking of a defenseless child.
    It’s like he’s gleefully tearing into a gift on his birthday and other dad got him a gimp mask or a johnny jackhammer silicone man ass.
    Maybe disturbing is a better description.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 18, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    Cupcakes! Get yer cupcakes here!

  • hartf811
    Kim Kerrigans other skate
    January 18, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    Not every Hmoe can be a figure skating ice princess.

  • hartf811
    Chuckles the clown
    January 18, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    Not all pedophiles are homosexuals but all homosexuals are pedophiles.

  • Don Cornholion
    January 17, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    What do gay men use their scrotum as?? A mudflap!!I

    I’m sure captain winky lost his cool (with the child crying in the background) in the throes of passion with the hubby jack hammering his asshole.
    Makes me sick thinking of the infants future…………

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Yortuk and Georg Festrunk
    January 16, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    We wear tight pants to show our bulges.

    We are two wild and crazy guys!!!

  • ACABs
    January 16, 2021 at 4:05 am

    “To be clear, I think gay people are more than capable to parent and should be allowed to marry and adopt children.”

    Good for you. Hopefully you’ll be reincarnated freaky friday-like as the 2 month old in the hospital. Fucking sicko.

    The vastly elevated rates of suicide for this group alone would appear to tell against this view notwithstanding the vastly elevated rates of the many more other such anti-social behaviors they not only engage in, but which are indeed the hallmarks of their “identity”.

  • misspelled faggot
    January 16, 2021 at 3:52 am

    “Say what you want about Cocaine Mitch, but he ain’t never choked out a two month old.”

    got any other half-plausible theories about how a guy like that got to where he is ?

  • Bawney Fwank
    January 16, 2021 at 1:39 am

    Did someone say gay?

    • hartf811
      Hot Bottom 39
      January 18, 2021 at 5:21 pm

      Did hot bottom change his number after the wedding?

  • Timmy has 2 Dads!
    January 15, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    But Timmy might not survive his 2 gay dads if he does survive he’ll be a great serial killer.

    Good job cutting and pasting the story.

  • Dr Wu
    Jossie Smollett
    January 15, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    Sooooo….who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher?

    • um....
      January 15, 2021 at 9:25 pm

      according to the police report, the dad is the pitcher, the baby is the catcher. but if you couldn’t read that then you can’t read this.

      • West Portta Potty
        January 16, 2021 at 1:42 am

        So is the dog a spectator or a fan?

  • GOAT Wee!
    January 15, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    They always go for the Brady jersey

  • frank rizzo
    January 15, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    smash boy face

  • Charlie Baker - Motivational Speaker
    January 15, 2021 at 7:05 pm

    Fucking deviant POS

  • Jim Crow
    January 15, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    Hope his cell mate is named Bubba

  • SMH
    January 15, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    The IRS tax CREDIT per child adopted is $14,000. The GFM was just for attention or their baby shower. Infants are so hard to come by in the adoption system, so it looks like some progressive agency employees must have prioritized them for their fab accessory.

  • The ghost of matthew shepard
    January 15, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    No- gay men should not be able to adopt children! You gave over your right to have kids when you gave up vagina for dick in your ass. Plus if God wanted homosexuals walking the planet. He would have made adam and steve not adam and eve. This goes for dykes as well. You gave over your right to have kids when you chose another vagina or rubber dick in place of one from a male. If God wanted two dykes walking the planet he would have created eve and emily. Not adam and eve!
    Any kid that has grown up with two gay parents has been severely fucked in the head. The are abused both physically, sexually and emotionally. Less not also forgot all the bullying they endor as a result also. Just because people pretend to look and be happy does not mean what gos on behind closed doors is the same. It’s often the ones who seem the happiest that have the worst skeletons ever. Just ask the smith’s or the whites down the road.
    How does the court distinguish who gets the child in cases with homosexual parents. The court always favors the woman in normal cases. so how does it determine who’s who of what if it’s two fags or dykes? Gays are some of the most degenerate people amoung us. They portray their life as rainbows, butterflies and unicorns but we all know that is the farthest thing from the case.
    And how did they pass the adoption background? You need to have a certain amount of income in order to do so and the goscamus does not fit that bill.
    I know plenty of couples who can not adopt kids even when they fit all of the stringent criteria. Even then it’s not enough. Maybe this shows straight couple bias in the adoption mills!
    In Italy gays no matter the gender are not allowed to adopt children unless the kids are considered defective. Fucked up word for any person but I didnt choose it. Gay couples in Italy are only allowed to adopt kids with mental issues or physical issues. That’s even worse because those kids often cant speak of abuse. Think of two fags walking around with a baby who has downs. What could possibly go wrong.
    This also proves in America gays get special preferences! Sick fucking people and they should all die. Most due because of aids, drugs and alchohol but it’s still not enough!
    Many kids in straight homes have issues. The ones with the worst issues are the ones who have gay parents. This takes a toll on kids that most do not understand but who cares for the kid as long as the fags and the dykes get to play house! The kids who have gay parents have far more issues than kids with straight parents. If you think kids with straight parents have issues. you should see the issues with kids who do have gay parents. No one ever thinks of the kids as mush as they pretend to care they dont. I’ve been told many stories by friends who work in the system of how gay parents have involved their kids in sexual activities with their other gay friends. Along with drugs, drinking, rape and molestation.
    If you support gays having children than you dont support or care for children as much as you pretend too. These people can not even stand up for the kids because of fear for their jobs, lives, being labeled a homophobe as a reason to discredit their findings. If you think gays having kids is ok you’re also part of a wide spread problem that no one talks about!

  • I Stsnd With The Muslims OnThis. Off The RoofTops
    January 15, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    How sick do you have to be to penetrate a babys asshole.

  • DontLikeEm
    January 15, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    I don’t like queers.

  • Nick “The Slasher” Mcgurt
    January 15, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    Another reason not to let faggots around children. If he didn’t sexually abuse it already, he would have. Fags, trans, ?????, all are mental defects and should be rehabilitated if possible, not applauded and treated as normal.

    • The Crazy Man in your Head
      January 15, 2021 at 3:06 pm

      And another closet case! The slasher by day, shrimp boat captain by night!

      • We get it
        January 15, 2021 at 3:34 pm

        you love the gays because you love getting rammed in your ass by them.
        Why else would you keep defending them and bring up the fact you like shrimp boat captains?
        You must either must be or know billy bags the fag. I hear it was him who used to walk around reveeahhh doodde and talk about how much him and his friends love shrimp boat capitans.

      • Harry Doyle
        January 15, 2021 at 4:33 pm

        Anyone who thinks a guys hairy smelly asshole is sexy, has issues.

    • Burt mcgurt
      January 17, 2021 at 2:01 pm

      If you really felt that way you wouldn’t have married me Nickey boy, you will always be my favorite bottom;) plus your head game is on fleek luv u nick

  • Earl
    January 15, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    This is why the gays should not be able to adopt and pretend that they are a legit family!! Hopefully the innocent baby is okay. He needs to be removed from the other gay.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    January 15, 2021 at 1:36 pm

    This fucker needs to be tossed off the Brage Bridge 50x. IF he lives, then he can walk away a free man. I volunteer to be the 1st one to give him a toss. There is NOTHING a 2 month old, a 2 year old or ANY child can do that justifies what this piece of horseshit did! But God damn it, Trump voters need to be shamed, shunned and fired from their jobs! This, this is the face of evil!

    • Do The Reich Thing
      January 15, 2021 at 1:37 pm

      Braga Bridge..sorry, too fired up.

    • say whut
      January 15, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      This is a daily occurance in America, ask any big city cop. The new lion will take out the old lion’s offspring. Except this one is weird, being that they adopted the child. And at 2 months old, how long has it been in their care? Mommy probably has “the disease”.

  • Too Tall Deval
    January 15, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Ever notice when they smile they look like the need to take a good sh it, Or is just that they have an a$$ full of come

  • Frank
    January 15, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Turtle, “it’s almost more acceptable if it’s sexual abuse” I probably would’ve left that out. And not enough is said for the police who have to watch the video evidence of cases like this, God bless them

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 15, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    The IRS says That GFM proceeds must be declared on our tax returns. But they are considered gifts thus not taxable. And that is the problem that perpetuates this scam.. Recipients are not tax exempt organizations and should be taxed on them..

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 15, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    When he goes to jail, he will learn the meaning of strangulation…..

  • Dan O'Brien Kia
    January 15, 2021 at 12:50 pm


  • John Wayne Gacy
    January 15, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    I would like to show him a real choking.

  • Benoit Bolles
    January 15, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    Anyone who would harm a baby like that is an evil, mentally-unhinged lunatic. On top of being locked up he should be required to stay a minimum distance away from all children for the rest of his life.

    • z
      January 15, 2021 at 12:46 pm

      6 feet is the distance needed. As in “6 feet under”.

  • King Friday
    January 15, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    The expression on that poor dogs face speaks volumes.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    January 15, 2021 at 11:51 am

    Fag drags in the winter are cool because all the salt on the roads really adds to the excitement

  • JoeMomma
    January 15, 2021 at 11:49 am

    He’s going to love prison.

  • Travis Bickle
    January 15, 2021 at 11:42 am

    A true “fairy tale” for the current era. Just sayin’…

  • Lou Skuntz
    January 15, 2021 at 11:38 am

    These faggots are sick fucking people. Two men married? Makes me sick

    • Lou Skuntz
      January 15, 2021 at 11:40 am

      Who has the infant? DCF is better than these 2 bitches

    • Right Said Fred
      January 15, 2021 at 12:26 pm

      You are secretly gay and desperately need to come out of the closet before you blow a gasket!

  • cassaundraa senecal
    January 15, 2021 at 11:21 am

    is the baby ok???????

  • Astroturf Jockey
    January 15, 2021 at 11:19 am

    All of a sudden the Rachael Rollins story is gone from Fox 25 web page.

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 15, 2021 at 11:18 am

    This lowest form of human fucking garbage should be put away for a long long time. he should be fucked in the ass with a dry wooden stick and chocked out every our on the hour until his time is up.

    People who abuse children, infants even, should not have any mercy shown on their body or soul. They don’t deserve to live comfortable lives ever again.

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