Looks like the Falmouth Fupacho Grande made a very, very poor decision last week when she tried to take a MAGA hat off some dude trying to eat dinner at a local Mexican restaurant……

Howie Carr Show: The woman who assaulted a Falmouth man a week ago Friday at a Mexican restaurant over his red “Make America Great Again” hat is in the country illegally and was arrested Tuesday morning by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

“Deportation officers with ICE’s Fugitive Operations Team arrested Rosiane Santos, an unlawfully present citizen of Brazil, today near Falmouth, Massachusetts,” said U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement John Mohan. “Santos is currently facing local charges for assault and other offenses,” he said. “She is presently in ICE custody and has been entered into removal proceedings before the federal immigration courts.”

Falmouth police arrested Santos, 41, on Feb. 15 after she allegedly assaulted Bryton Turner, 23, of Mashpee, who was wearing a MAGA hat. The incident led to greater scrutiny of her immigration record, local law enforcement officials said.

“The minute I walked in and sat down, the woman [Santos] said something to me, she said, ‘What does your hat say, what does your hat say,’ and I showed her, ” Turner said on the Howie Carr Show on Friday. “She goes, ‘Why would you wear that here?’,” he said. “And I said, it’s America and I can wear this hat wherever I want.” Turner said Santos told the bartender to poison his drink after slapping his MAGA hat off of his head several times.

Falmouth police officers responded after the bartender called 911 and arrested Santos when she refused to comply with their order for her to leave the premise. After Falmouth police ran Santos’ finger prints, they contacted ICE and discovered that she is in the country illegally. Santos came to the United States in 1994 on a tourist visa from Brazil and never left, according to ICE officials. ICE is investigating whether Santos is subject to removal from the U.S. According to law enforcement records, Santos was previously arrested in operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol in 2017.

Pro tip – if you’re in this country illegally, don’t do things that will draw the attention of the police towards you. You’re lucky to be living in a state where politicians like Jamie Eldridge want to protect and coddle you. All you have to do is just keep going on about your life and you can pretty much stay here until you die.

But instead your Trump Derangement Syndrome made you go full queefnado. Sure, you could’ve just drank a couple more margaritas, wolfed down your refried beans, and ended the night by turning your bathroom into Hiroshima 2.0. But you saw the red hat and the white lettering and you just couldn’t help yourself. Like I said before, I really don’t think it matters what the words are. These lurchbeasts just see the red hat and they lose their mother loving minds. Which is why you should totally buy your Turtleboy 2020 MIGA hats today by clicking here. 

The best part is that she told the news last week that SHE was the victim:

“I had a little bit to drink maybe that’s the reason that I couldn’t walk away but being discriminated for so many times in my life, I just had to stand up for myself,” she said. “He’s not a victim. I am the victim. I have been bullied, OK?”

Bullied by a hat. I can’t. I just can’t.

She really, truly believes she was victimized because a stranger wore a red hat with white lettering on it. Being discriminated against for so many times in your life? You’ve been living here illegally for 25 freaking years!! We have accommodated you, fed you AMPLY, didn’t deport your ass after you got arrested for OUI in 2017, and you’re gonna whine about discrimination? The only thing you discriminate against are vegetables and exercise.

Anyway, to me this kind of debunks both sides of the immigration debate. I’d love to hear from the wall people how a $6 billion wall would stop someone from flying here from Brazil and overstaying her visa like most illegal immigrants do. I also can’t wait to hear from whiny politicians about how the Falmouth PD called ICE. Because God forbid one law enforcement agency (gasp) share information on a criminal with another law enforcement agency. We’d love to have Fupacho Grande on the show, but it sounds like she’s gonna ICING up for a little bit. 

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