Geoff Diehl Is A Sad Pathetic Milquetoast Candidate Who Said He Says He “Doesn’t Care” That Elizabeth Warren Is Lying About Being Native American

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Tonight was the second debate between Elizabeth Warren and Republican challenger Geoff Diehl, and it was pathetic on all levels. First of all, Shiva, who is polling at almost 10%, isn’t allowed to debate. I don’t care how crazy you think Shiva is, 10% is 10%. That’s a large number for an independent candidate. Ross Perot got less than that in 1996 and was invited to every debate. And we could’ve used it because I had no idea until watching this debate just how sad and milquetoast of a candidate Geoff Diehl really is. Watch the first 10 minutes of this if you missed it:

She mentioned “Donald Trump” over 100 times in 30 minutes. Even when he pointed out that she was deflecting on every topic and redirecting back towards Trump, she just mentioned Trump more. She doesn’t even take Geoff Diehl seriously, because she’s not debating Geoff Diehl. She’s practicing to debate Donald Trump in 2 years.

The fact of the matter is that no matter who the republicans put up they will lose. Elizabeth Warren is God awful in every way, shape, and form. But she represents awful people who say awful things like this:

What are you gonna do? This is Massachusetts. These people aren’t normal. We choose to live in the most fucked up state in the country, and we fight as ideological minorities. The only way to beat people like her is to go full Charlie Baker, completely sell out, abandon all your principles, and kiss the asses of terrible people like this:

Geoff Diehl isn’t doing that, which means he’s not serious about winning, and that’s fine because I don’t really care for sellouts.

But if you’re not playing to win then at least go down swinging. That’s what Shiva would do. He would make this interesting. Because Elizabeth Warren is an absolute joke. She is a pure bread white woman, pretending to be a minority so she can claim some sort of oppression, who implied that every cop in this country is a racist. She should be mocked at every turn.

Diehl didn’t do any of that. She took shots at him, claiming he supported making black lives matter a hate group. The correct response to that is simple:

“Black lives matter is a hate group. They hate police. I support police. You don’t. That’s why every police union in the state has endorsed me, even though unions almost always support democrats. Because you are not the average, run of the mill democrat. You are a special kind of terrible.”

He did briefly mention how she was at the Kavanaugh protests side by side with Linda Sarsour. The problem is that your average person watching that debate has no idea who Linda Sarsour is. Here they are together:

Diehl should’ve pointed out that Linda Sarsour once pointed out that Sarsour said Hirsi Ali, a Somali refugee who had her genitals mutilated in the name of Islam, should get her ass whooped and have her mutilated genitals taken away from her because she speaks out against radical Islam:

Keep in mind, Linda Sarsour is a white chick from Brooklyn. She put on a hijab when she got older and now she’s oppressed. She has a lot in common with Elizabeth Warren – they’re both sheltered white women pretending to be minorities so they can claim to be part of an oppressed group for personal gain. Ayaan Hirsi Ali grew up in actual oppression and speaks out against it. She has a fatwa on her head and had to move to the United States because several attempts were made on her life in the Netherlands, which she fled to in order to escape an arranged marriage. And for that a white chick from Brooklyn says she should get her ass kicked.

Geoff Diehl didn’t point that out. Nor did he point out that the organization that has called Diehl a bigot (SPLC) also supports Sarsour:

He didn’t point out that Sarsour praises Saudi Arabia for its policies towards women, even though women are second class citizens who cannot drive in Saudi Arabia:

She said that Sharia Law is “reasonable”

She constantly posts anti-semitic things about Jews in Israel:

And even Jake Tapper, CNN’s most reasonable and balanced reporter, has called her out for using the Women’s March (which she is the leader of) to support cop killer Assata Shakur:

Because just like Elizabeth Warren, Linda Sarsour hates the police.

He didn’t point out any of that. Instead he talked like he was in the library and tried to play nice-nice with a woman who clearly does not respect him enough to take him seriously.

Meanwhile Shiva is outside literally blocking her car from getting into the debate:


Some might not like this the of tactics, and normally I wouldn’t either. But at least he’s swinging.

When Diehl politely pointed out how she called the criminal justice system front to back, which insinuates that all cops are racist and undermines law enforcement, she said this:

“I didn’t call anyone a name like that, and you know that.”

Then this:

“Criminal justice unfairness, blah, blah, blah, study after study, blah, blah, blah, black people are more likely to be wrongfully convicted, blah, blah, blah.”

He never brought it up again that she just LIED about not saying that. Those were her exact words.

Luckily when the moderator brought up her ridiculous claims of Native American ancestry some Shiva people caused a ruckus:

At least someone was there to fight.

The moderator asked Diehl if he thought her Native American ancestry (and yes, she framed it as a statement of fact instead of an alleged claim of Native American ancestry) claims would affect her ability to lead in Washington. This is what he said:

“It’s not about her ancestry, it’s about her integrity. I don’t care what percentage she claims to be Native American, I just care that I am 100% for Massachusetts and the people of the state.”

Jesus H. Christ. This guy is completely useless. What a corny, feel good, gutless response. You don’t care what percentage she claims to be Native American? Newsflash moron – this is her biggest weakness. This is what you can nail her on. What she’s doing is blatantly racist. She is 1/1024th Indian according to a DNA test no one saw. That means she’s not Native American at all. And your response is that you don’t care, because you’re “100% for Massachusetts and the people of the state.”

What a pathetic, sad excuse for a politician Geoff Diehl is. I cannot believe this is the best opposition we could put up to Chief Sitting Bullshit.

The fact of the matter is that she is going to win. By a lot. If it were close I’d vote for Diehl, but it’s not so I’m voting for Shiva.

28 Comment(s)
  • Lieawatha
    October 24, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    We need to build up the GOP in this state with halfway decent Republicans like Geoff. He’s young and the higher his vote share is the higher his name ID will go. If he gets 40%+ (doable), that will make Warren look weak in deep blue taxachusetts heading into 2020.

  • King Friday
    October 23, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Geoff had a better chance winning the Powerball lottery than coming within 10 points of Warren in this election. He knew it, Warren knew it, and the voters also knew it, too. That being said, you’d think he would’ve tried some unorthodox tactics to at least get some attention and notoriety in this election; you know, showing up drunk, wearing a tank top during the debate, calling her an evil witch for example…standing there on stage and sounding like Mr. Rogers did nothing for nobody…..

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    Don’t care
    October 22, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    I don’t care if Diehl is sad. I don’t care if Diehl is pathetic. I don’t care if Diehl is milquetoast. I said it before the primaries, and I’ll say it again now: it doesn’t matter WHO is running against Lizzie, they automatically get my vote because they AREN’T her! Don’t think of it as a vote for Diehl, think voting AGAINST Warren. 

  • Ughh.. wanna get away?
    October 22, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Bobble Head Warren is as shakes like she has Parkinson’s disease. Her personality is as dry as desert sand and as warm as copper steering wheel in the arctic. She is a repulsive woman who is a one percenter paid to do nothing yet she attacks one percenters as if nobody would notice. She has a closet full of skeletons that should be easy picking for a competent aggressive challenger.

    Senator Elizabeth Warren is shit, a flattened glob of goose shit on the side walk… yet she will win re-election. I gotta get the fuck out of Mass, a mountain home in the Ozarks, or the Appalachians in Western NC, a cabin in the badlands of the Dakotas all sound like a cozy home.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 22, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    Diehl was so beyond awful that it makes you wonder if he is an embedded Warren supporter running solely to give her an easy stooge to steamroll. He didn’t even appear to be trying.

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    Collectively, as a country or state, we need to stop VOTING FOR LAWYERS. The USA is the biggest business in the world and businessmen should run it not lawyers. Geoff is a businessman. Lizy, Barry Soetoro, hitlary, billy- they’re all fucking lawyers. MAGA.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 22, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    Warren wins in Mass. There’s no disputing it, no stopping it. Piles of blue collar Union guys worry that their jobs are in jeopardy if they don’t vote along Union lines. It’s unfortunate. Plus another 1/3rd of the state is comprised of SJWs and the like.

    Warren has no shot at President. Her physical appearance is weaker than Sanders. She’s trying so hard to be a Senator “For The People”, but she just comes across as whiney, screechy actually. Damn Screechy.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 22, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Um, Mass is the 2nd most fucked up state to live in. California holds the title and makes Mass look almost centric. And then there’s NJ, Conn, and NY that one could make arguments for being ahead of Mass…

  • Wwy
    October 22, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    John Kerry was the same people thought his big nose and long chin was Irish but he was a flaming gas headed Jew. The people in Massachusetts are so bright,lol. All American politics are run by kikes that’s why the flag got Jewed into cheap cloth.

  • Cicero
    October 22, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I’ll be voting for Diehl, but with a semi, not a full enchubbed member, and that’s too bad, because Warren is one of the most repulsive members of the US Senate and she’s a horrifying embarrassment to the Commonwealth. She needs to be taken out.

    I can’t help but think the MA GOP (ha ha ha ha) threw up a tomato can here. Howie Carr needs to light an Acme 5,000 ton firecracker up Diehl’s ass stat. Could be too late…

  • Scott
    October 22, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Ha, reminds me of the stiff who “ran” against neck brace Ted in 1970. He had Mary Jo Kopechne on a platter and he wouldn’t even bring it up. He was a Respectable Republican you see.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 22, 2018 at 9:28 am

    At least with Sharia Law we could behead all the junkies.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 22, 2018 at 8:00 am

    I’m voting for Diehl.

    At least he saved us from automatic gas tax increases.

    What has Shiva done, except claim he invented e-mail and beat up his girlfriend?

  • mcf1122
    Ann Flaherty
    October 22, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Your paid advertiser are now determining your content? You were the one who called Diehl a ‘sellout’. Shiva is a thug. He is violent and disruptive. Look at what he did last night. Yet, TBS continues to defend him. He isn’t viable and is not just trying to attract attention with childlike behavior. So TBS, abandon a viable candidate in favor of a thug and try to continue to be taken seriously. Who is the sellout now? Every vote you get for Shiva will likely come from Diehl. That would make you a Warren supporter.

  • bigdaddy
    October 22, 2018 at 7:17 am

    Shiva beat the shit out of his girlfriend and is a joke

  • A
    October 22, 2018 at 6:56 am

    This state deserves more fake Indians

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2018 at 6:02 am

    I’m voting for Geoff cuz he claims to be all about small government, 2nd ammendemt rights, jobs, balanced budget and shit. But unfortunately he will probably lose. There are too many idiots that will give zero fucks and just vote blue in mass. I never voted blue but yah he kinda sounds like a RINO but maybe not. I don’t know. I just want Warren out of the government.

  • Maternal Instinct
    October 22, 2018 at 6:02 am

    Liz Warren’s advisor and ambassador to the People of Color community in a heated debate over issues of social justice and white privilege in education and medical care.

  • Undercover Brother code name Willis
    October 22, 2018 at 5:57 am

    Undercover video from a Lizzy Warren strategy meeting as a woman of color high cheek bone Lizzy was welcomed at this social justice strategy session.

  • Screeching Grey Beaver
    October 22, 2018 at 2:41 am

    Poke A Haunt Us will sadly get re-elected by the overwhelming number of Dembots infesting this state. She has most of the millennials, the feminazis, all of the pink pussy hats, soy boys, faculty lounge liberals and most of the educators. The poster “This” has a good point, Shiva will steal a few percentage points and should drop out but won’t. I don’t think it will be anywhere near a 50/50 toss up, non-masshole anti Dems don’t have the numbers here. In a side note, The Dims came out and endorsed Charlie Rino Baker, that’s all you need to know about Massachusetts Republicans in this one party state. R=D

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    October 21, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Bad Diehl is a strawman candidate. Idk why anyone’s surprised? Mass. Republicans are RINOs. They’re liberals with an R after their names. I’m voting for Shiva too. I love how he’s trolling the snot out of warren. It’s hilarious. And I like a lot of his principles.

    • Protest Vote
      October 22, 2018 at 6:15 am

      Diehl has no chance in this state, but having somebody to vote for against her is awesome. So many years of Dems running unopposed and you look at the ballot, nobody to vote for even in protest. Tired of writing in Bill Belichick, Howie Carr, Charles Laquidara, Ghengis Khan etc… actually I kind of like writing those names in.

  • Walter "I am questioning my sexuality" Bird
    October 21, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    My friend Lizzy clued me in. Shiva is on her payroll to split the vote.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    This is the problem...
    October 21, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    …people who say “If it were close I’d vote for Diehl, but it’s not so I’m voting for Shiva.” Look, we all know Warren’s pandering will automatically get her around 48% of the vote, mostly from out east and Amherst and NoHo…BUT THAT IS NOT OVER 50%!! Due to everyone else’s disgust with her, Diehl could just potentially garner the remaining 52% from Republicans and enlightened unenrolled voters who could care less who the Republican is as long as it means getting Faux-cahontas OUT. However, if Shiva insists on running and manages to poach even as little as 5% from the unenrolled pool, the tally then becomes 48% Warren, 47% Diehl and 5% Shiva. Don’t forget, Shiva originally was one of 4 Republicans going into the primary, and his dropping out of that race merely indicates he doesn’t think he can win among the Republicans. If he can’t even do that, then he can’t win the race at all. The best thing he could do is drop out and then actively encourage all unenrolled voters to unite with the Republicans to vote for Diehl and get Warren out. 

  • SMH
    October 21, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    FYI: this summer women got to drive in Saudi Arabia. Warren is 99.9% white, perhaps 0.1% indigenous Mexican. Criticizing Trump isn’t much of a campaign platform. Lame performance another reason for lack of RNC support.

    • Ughhh
      October 22, 2018 at 6:10 am

      Best way to exam Warren’s DNA results is the Bobble Head Senator is 1,023 out of 1,024 parts White European.

      The test is a fraud it used no Native American DNA, her match was only to a combination of Peruvian, Mexican and Columbian DNA all countries with European DNA mixed with African, Native, etc etc.

      This was a pre-emptive move to admit she wasn’t Native American well before the 2020 election cycle so the Dems with press passes could call it “old news”. Like they did with Benghazi 6 months after the murder of the ambassador and 3 great Americans.

      • Hillary Clinton
        October 22, 2018 at 6:14 am

        “What difference does it make?”

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