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Getting Stabbed By A 77 Year Old Chesterfield Woman During A Break-in And Then Asking Her To Call 911 For You Might Be The Most Emasculating Thing A Criminal Can Do


Does this look like the kind of guy who would get stabbed by an elderly woman who’s house he broke into after driving his car drunk into the middle of the woods in some random town no one has ever been to?

Why, yes it does.

A Chicopee man who allegedly broke into a Chesterfield home early Saturday was stabbed by a 77-year-old woman after he refused to leave, state police said. The Daily Hampshire Gazette, citing court documents, reported the woman told investigators she stabbed the 20-year-old man twice in self-defense. The suspect, Adam A. Lord Jr., was treated at Baystate Medical Center in Springfield and arraigned Monday on multiple charges pertaining to the incident.

 It began shortly after 3:30 a.m. when state police responded to a report of a single-car crash in the area of 283 Main Road, the Gazette reported, citing an application for criminal complaint filed by state Trooper Christian Wolferseder. State police, however, did not find a vehicle at the scene. Troopers were then summoned to 75 Munson Road at about 4:20 a.m. for a report of an active breaking and entering and that the suspect had been stabbed, the Gazette reported. Wolferseder wrote he found Lord, who smelled of alcohol, lying in the mudroom complaining of pain and being assisted by another trooper. The mudroom door had reportedly been damaged and forced open.

The woman told state police she was sleeping in her upstairs bedroom when she heard noises in the kitchen downstairs. She said she stabbed the suspect after he refused to leave, state police said. The woman called 911 and Lord was taken to Baystate Medical Center in Springfield.

Lord was reportedly arraigned Monday in Northampton District Court on charges of breaking and entering at nighttime with intent to commit a felony, assault, malicious destruction of property, unarmed burglary and assault, operating under the influence of liquor (second offense), leaving the scene of property damage, receiving stolen property, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, driving with a suspended or revoked license; and other traffic offenses.

In March, Lord was found guilty of drunken driving and had his driver’s license suspended, according to Wolferseder’s report. In that 2018 incident, Lord was alleged to have intentionally struck a police officer with a car in Williamsburg.

First of all, I feel like we’re kind of glazing over the ending there. He was arrested just a year ago for hitting a Williamsburg cop with his car while drunk?

Adam A. Lord Jr. of Chicopee has pleaded not guilty to various charges associated with a Saturday incident in which he is alleged to have intentionally struck a police officer with his car two times. Lord, 19, is charged with operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol, operating a motor vehicle without a license, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, assault and battery on a police officer, three counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, resisting arrest, transporting alcohol as a minor and possessing an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle. Lord’s passenger, Sean Dauber, 47, was also arrested under obstruction of justice charges for allegedly “removing an open bottle of rum from the vehicle,” court records state.

This was his passenger.


That guy seems totally normal. Lots of creepy 47 year old dudes in mesh shorts and knee high socks hang out with a 19 year old degenerates who drive him around drunk in the middle of nowhere.

Better question – why does Adam Lord think he’s some sort of hoodrat hardo if he lives in the Chesterfield – Williamsburg are?

Bruh, you get stabbed by elderly women in their nightgowns. You are not a G in any way, shape, or form. The best part is that not only did she give him a chance to leave, but after she stabbed him twice he asked her to call the cops. I assume since the town has a population of 1,200 that they don’t have a full time police force, which is why the State Police responded, and I think the closest barracks is in Northampton or Russell. So they probably took a while. That sure must’ve been awkward.

“So, sonny, I stabbed your bitch ass. Would you like a cup of tea?”


In this state it sadly wouldn’t surprise me if the old lady was charged for not retreating in her own home. If she had shot him there’s no doubt in my mind she would be. So the lesson here is simply then – if you try breaking into an old lady’s home in Chesterfield, you better come strapped. Because they don’t play in Chesterfield, and she will stab a bitch.


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39 Comment(s)
  • Kahrmuh
    April 14, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    What a couple of douchenuggets.

    For a laugh, look up Sean Dauber’s police records on the CT judicial website. No wonder he needs a kid to drive him around, he has no license anymore.

    Hope that kid made Dauber use a condom. He’s got the herp…

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 14, 2019 at 1:23 am

    This stupid wikka. Where is the fine ass junkies?

  • massholio
    December 13, 2019 at 9:37 am

    Was she smoking a Chesterfield?

  • Real_Finn
    December 13, 2019 at 9:05 am

    If you thinks that’s emasculating, wait until he goes to jail for B&E and assault. His colleagues at the Hampden County Correctional Center will turn his mouth into a daycare with all that baby-gravy.

    Get Fucked,

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 13, 2019 at 7:53 am

    Final Score:

    Elderly 1, Hoodrat 0

  • Really?
    December 13, 2019 at 7:41 am

    At what point when you live in the middle of nowhere do you decide that acting ghetto is a good idea? For that matter why would anyone act ghetto at all? It never has a good outcome

  • Tim
    December 13, 2019 at 7:27 am

    She won’t be charged. You didn’t print the part of the article where she stated, he advanced towards her, she was in fear, and defended herself. She had obviously been coached what to say.

    • Real_Finn
      December 13, 2019 at 11:33 am


      You’re lost, you dumb simpleton.

      Get Fucked,

      • Tim
        December 14, 2019 at 9:30 am

        And you’re fucking ignorant.

        • Tim
          December 14, 2019 at 9:31 am

          I wasn’t implying that she should be charged, I was simply stating it was obvious that the police helped her with her statement.

          • Real_Finn
            December 14, 2019 at 6:15 pm

            Go blow your nose Tim and stop your sniveling.

            Get Fucked,

          • Tim
            December 14, 2019 at 10:20 pm

            Like playing chess with a pigeon.

          • Tim Sucks
            December 15, 2019 at 4:57 pm

            My money is on the pigeon.

          • Tim Sucks
            December 15, 2019 at 5:37 pm

            shut up, Tim. How do you know the cops “helped her”? You’re no fucking Columbo.

          • Tim
            December 16, 2019 at 11:00 am

            That’s the point, you mental midget.

  • Adam’s apple bottom jeans make that ass look tight for seany
    December 13, 2019 at 3:26 am

    Seriously just imagine an old ass lady in a knightGown stabbing him!! Get that image in your head it is fuckin hilarious!!

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 13, 2019 at 2:17 am

    No mention of him being sodomized by his elderly passenger on the mudroom floor. i suspect this was just another three-way gone bad, G bad, after granny saw his tiny rape van willy.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 12, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I guess it was nice of grandma to call him an ambulance, but I don’t see why she wouldn’t take a steaming geriatric shit on his face while he was lying there all immobilized.

  • The Sitch
    December 12, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    That old dude’s profile pic looks like If Jim Norton and The Situation had a love child.

  • The. Gayest. Story. Ever .Told.
    December 12, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    EVERYONE, except the old lady, in this story is a pussy., even the douche bags and their faggy lil’ FB friends of color. What a bunch of fucking scummy hillbillies and third world shitfags. And that old guy ?? What the fuck is up with that old stroker cruising around with his secret little twink giving him handjobs for a ride to the packy. All these losers suck on so many levels…..

  • Skinny, drunk and emasculated...
    December 12, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    ….is no way to go through life, son.

  • Clamp It Granny
    December 12, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Meanwhile Granny just got the gig as bus slut for the NO MALARKEY Tour!

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 12, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    That little queer has never seen a vagina

  • Sean Dauber (top)
    December 12, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    he’s tight

  • whatevuh
    December 12, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    How embarrassing for him, when hardo goes terribly wrong. . . . might want to cleanup the act and do something else, like, GET A JOB

  • The only good wigger is a dead wigger
    December 12, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I’m highly disappointed that the old lady didn’t finish him off.

    • Poops Magee
      December 13, 2019 at 8:59 am

      Ripe droplets of smooth, rich feces! Prune bowel movements smeared on his face! Lumpy defecation!!!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 12, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    The elderly lady took him down like a “gazelle on the Serengeti”

  • Lake Flaccid
    December 12, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Kid looks a lot like the turd I dropped in the toilet the other day.

    • Granny Ginzu
      December 12, 2019 at 4:44 pm

      I hoped you flushed.
      Good Lord we dont need 2 of him walking around.

  • Pasadena Granny
    December 12, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    What…..A….. Pussy! My wife and I are laughing our asses off! First class Chode…. His gangsta name is ” Chesterfield Chode”

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    December 12, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Guys the ONLY pedo in Glastonbury. Gately, keeping your nutjob wife in the yard much anymore?

  • Now what
    December 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I thought he was in prison for bombing the Boston Marathon.

  • Alyssa Lungarini
    December 12, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    HahahaaaAaaaaaaa! I laughed so hard on this one! Great write up Unc! Good for her!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 12, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Well adjusted kid. Bright future. Can we slip some cyanide in his vape juice and save the taxpayers a lot of money in future incarceration costs?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    December 12, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    So how the heck did he go from Chesterfield to Baystate Spfld? Seems like a long ambulance ride to me.

    • Maggie the Cat
      December 12, 2019 at 3:14 pm

      Maybe they were hoping he’d bleed out along the way. And I hope this little old lady was just the right height to stab him where it really hurts, where he’d end up no longer able to spawn children.

      • Lipstickhippie
        Mrs Rogers
        December 12, 2019 at 10:32 pm

        No worries that he’ll reproduce. I’m betting he’ll die a virgin unless there’s money involved.

  • Leather Daddy
    December 12, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    That kid is definitely blowing that old leather daddy for rum and cigarettes

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