Ginger Joe Kennedy And Barbie Doll Wife Say They’re Scared For Their Lives Because @DickSucker69 Wrote Mean Things On Twitter, Demand Ed Markey Disavow Despite Still Being Friends With Monica Cannon-Grant


Last week Joe Kennedy appeared at a rally with Monica Cannon-Grant, who has yet denounce for her racist, violent threats towards Congressional candidate Rayla Campbell, got called out in person by Campbell and refused to address the racist he was using as a token behind him.

Today Ginger Joe’s campaign came out to whine about Ed Markey’s followers posting mean things about him on social media. Of course he played the “death threat” card too.

Here’s some of the VERY serious threats he got.


Stop the fight! “Ed Markehy’s reply guys” retweeted a dinosaur saying “fuck Joe Kennedy.” How will he ever survive? That sounds way worse than this.

Or this.

Or this.

Those of course are all direct quotes from Joe Kennedy’s good friend Monica Cannon-Grant when discussing Rayla Campbell and the white people who support her.

This is the same bullshit the turtle haters always try to pull. They can’t get you on record saying something threatening or offensive so they just point to some random anonymous trolls, claim that they somehow represent you, and demand that you “disavow” them. Meanwhile Monica Cannon-Grant isn’t some random nobody on Twitter. She’s a woman Kennedy actively sought the endorsement of and parades around with him when he needs to convince black people that he’s one of them. Nothing any of those trolls said comes close to the shit Monica has said, yet his own campaign admitted that they’re OK with it.

Kennedy campaign spokesman Michael Cummings clapped back Monday, saying, “Monica has said multiple times that she should have been more careful with her words. Few have fought longer and harder on the forefront of racial justice in Boston.”

But yea, Ed Markey should “disavow” these random nobodies. What exactly would that accomplish? Proving that he’s against assassinations and tasteless jokes on social media? Because I was wondering where he stood on those issues.

Then there’s Joe wife Lauren.

These two have a similar and relatable love story to the blue collar, hard working people Kennedy pretends to give a shit about – they met at Harvard and are worth millions of dollars because Joe has some distant relatives who were famous. She didn’t like this tweet from “Gregory Thomas’ fan account”

RIP to his young widow are in bold, which means his campaign went searching for those keywords and this tweet from 3 weeks ago came up. That’s how desperate they are to be Kennedy victims. This account literally says in its bio….

That they’re not affiliated with the Markey campaign. Nevertheless, they must disavow! Not Joe Kennedy though, he can still parade MCG around like she’s not a violent, racist sociopath.

Here’s how Lauren Kennedy responded to that one.

Imagine being this out of touch? Unemployment rates are skyrocketing, riots are starting up again across the country, and this rich white chick who married into the Kennedy clan wants a United States Senator to publicly condemn @dicksucker69 for writing a tasteless comment on Twitter.

Then there’s Nick Clemons, the campaign guy who wrote that pathetic letter.

Just look at this fucking toolbag.

Imagine your job was to wake up every day and be that much of a bitch? Is every person who works for Kennedy a beta male white dude in his early 40’s? It’s starting to seem that way.

Anyway, I can’t believe I’d ever reach this, but I will be voting for Ed Markey on September 1 and I’d urge all democrats and independents to do the same. Let’s face it, whoever wins this primary will probably win in November, barring a miracle. I don’t agree with Ed Markey on ANYTHING, but at least he’s not an entitled, whiny cunt clutching his pearls over trolls on social media. I don’t know if I’ve ever hated a politician as much as I do Joe Kennedy. Maybe Pocahontas. And if he wins on September 1 these will be our Senators.



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65 Comment(s)
  • North of the Border
    August 25, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Ya know, I wish we lived on an active fault line in the hopes that one day, the big one might hit and knock Boston, the Cape, and Martha’s Vineyard into the Atlantic, getting rid of the Kennedys and their mouth-breathing, booger-eating, cousin-fucking supporters once and for all.

    I have a dream today….

    • Just Say'n
      August 29, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      Joe and his campaign support the ” Mostly peaceful riots and assaults on the police, calls anyone who votes for Trump a racist, but get mad when someone say’s something mean about him, on twitter. Kennedy’s wife should be treated with all the respect given by Kennedy supporters to Melania.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 25, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    There’s a congressman from Mass
    Who’s uncle Teddy set out for some ass
    He lucked out and found it
    But he fucked up and drowned it
    And the presidency slipped through his grasp

    • Opera Guy
      August 25, 2020 at 7:08 pm


  • Hugh Mungous
    August 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    The only Kennedys I like were the Dead Kennedys, Jell-O Biafra, East Bay Ray ,Klaus Fluoride and D.H. Peligro. Now that was some quality music.

  • If there was only a way both of these Zips could lose...
    August 25, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    To be fair (Wayne from Letterkenny voice), Ed Markey supporters are some of the stupidest, most unhinged people on Twitter, so you never know what they may be capable of doing in real actual life. I know this because before I was put in Twitter jail, I was one of the biggest Markey trolls on that stupid platform, and I dealt with them all the time. They really are the bottom of the progressive barrel.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      August 26, 2020 at 8:14 am

      They all work for the state.

      • Red Blooded Commie Organization
        August 26, 2020 at 9:18 am

        Many of them come from the Sunrise Movement, too.

      • Just Say'n
        August 29, 2020 at 12:30 pm

        Work is a strong word. What is the difference between a convicted rapist in a Mass jail and a WWII vet in the holyoke old soldiers home?
        The rapist was let go so he would not get covid, and the soldier got covid and died because the state put a covid positive person in the bed next to them.
        Mass State employees, better at killing than the Germans at Normandy.
        Since most adult Kennedy’s males, kill, rape or cripple at least two women in their lives, and have large numbers of male children what would the net effect be if they died before they had a bunch of future rapists, murderers, and thugs.

  • Ben Dover
    August 25, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Gee fellas, could you tone it down? There’s some course discoarse on here…starting to resemble a senate race

    • Just Say'n
      August 29, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      The Kennedy’s have a history of being the nastiest people in political races. Now that they have ZERO power, it is payback time. Howdie Doodie is the last Kennedy in Mass holding an office, and will lose the Senate race, and gave up his house seat.

  • Norm
    August 25, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    If I was Ginger Joe I’d be sitting on the beach watching the world go by. But no, he thinks he has a purpose: to advance humanity with the Kennedy legacy. Is this guy okay? The Kennedy “legacy” is a dumpster fire, full of dead bodies and broken promises.

    Camelot? Try “Cum-a-lot” because that’s all they did when they were fucking everybody over; women, children, blacks, taxpayers etc. Them and all the hacks still embedded in the government even today, slurping on the public payroll tit. Bunch of inbred, stoned, hypocritical criminal assholes!

  • randiguy2006
    August 25, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    This place has gotten real dark.

    Used to be a light-hearted place to come for a few laughs.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 25, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Nick Clemons looks like fat Joaquin Phoenix.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 25, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      How do we know it isn’t, out here researching for a role?

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 25, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    If anyone felt a seismic explosion yesterday, it came from when I arrived at an intersection where Markey supporters, masked of course, were waving signs and a beautiful Ford F150 with Trump 2020 Flags flying were about to meet head on.

    Kennedy knows he done fucked up. He overestimated his worth and knows if he loses, his political career is on hold at the very least for 5 more years. He’s doing what his uncle did, try to save his own ass.

    • DEAD Giveaway
      August 25, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      You know he hit a low point when he started running tv ads with black & white footage of jfk and bobby. In case anyone missed the name Kennedy, let’s break out the dead ones.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    False Flag Attack
    August 25, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Let’s face it: Jok3’s campaign probably did some internal polling and they know that either it’s really close or he’s going to lose, so they’re doing the only thing they can: Play the victim card.

    There’s no evidence that the professional online trolls who posted the tasteless stuff are Markey campaign staffers or supporters. They could be Jok3’s own people trying to garner sympathy. They’re that desperate.

    I’m voting for Mr. Frosty in the primary. Here’s my reasoning: Markey has a shorter shelf life. He’s 74 now. If he wins re-election this time he’ll be 80 when he comes up for re-election. The guy will either die in office or retire. Jok3 on the other hand is only 39. Do we really want another Kennedy in the Senate for the next 40 years? That fat, drunken murderer Teddy was in office for nearly 50 years of my life. I urge all unenrolled voters to pull a Dem ballot on Tuesday and vote for Markey and then for the Republican in the general election. Put an end to this political dynasty once and for all.

  • Dr Shiva
    August 25, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Vote for Dr Shiva!

  • hartf811
    Frank Sanatra
    August 25, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Hey there Barbi!

    August 25, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Bear in mind, that if Dems are threatening each other with death, what they will do to the rest of us, when they consolidate power. The mass deaths of the Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China will have a new rival. What they did in Cambodia, they will do just in Massachusetts.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    August 25, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Joe-Joe-Joe the red headed stepchild Vs. Mr Frosty. Kind of like the Iran-Iraq war–is there any way they could both loose?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    August 25, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Carrot top Kennedy vs Mr frosty. What a fucking disgrace Massachusetts has become

    August 25, 2020 at 10:19 am

    Democrats being Democrats PartOfPeace *TM

  • Dough bro
    August 25, 2020 at 10:18 am

    Wrong all around.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 25, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Nick Clemons looks like Artie Lang before coke destroyed his nose. I’m an independent and will not vote for either of these assholes, not sure I’d vote for O’Connor either.

    • Chris
      August 26, 2020 at 8:11 am

      O’Connor was handpicked by King Charlie to be the designated loser and to retaliate against Dr. Shiva for choosing to seek the MassGOP nomination this time around.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    August 25, 2020 at 9:52 am

    This just confirms what everyone thinks about Democrats but- for some reason- are afraid to say it:
    IF- God forbid- we had another attack on the level of Pearl Harbor, WHO would you rather have in charge: Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders? One guy will retaliate and secure victory while the other will try hugging and singing Kumbaya.

    • Phil McCracken
      August 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

      Imagine if Gore had been in office during 9/11. The east coast would be West Saudi Arabia right now.

  • You're giving them too much credit
    August 25, 2020 at 9:39 am

    “This is the same bullshit the turtle haters try to pull. They can’t get you on record saying something threatening or offensive so they just point to some random anonymous trolls..”

    “That’s how desperate they are to be Kennedy victims”

    I’ll go a step further. Kennedy’s supporters are the “offensive commenters”, and now he’s trying to manipulate Markey into denouncing his own supporters

    THAT’S how desperate the left is in general and illustrates how pathetic they’ve become. No substance, aside from campaign promises that belong in a middle school class president campaign. Or Identity and victim politics. Along with a media that not only covers their ass, but actively tries to help them pull crap like this. And they still need to milk the kung flu to push for mail-in ballots? Losers

  • Ted the murder drunk Kennedy
    August 25, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Hey joe ask Barbie
    How many blow jobs she gave members of Harvard hockey team after Bean Pot her junior year ??

  • Joke3
    August 25, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Who’s running against Mahkey in the Maryland race?

  • Elvis
    August 25, 2020 at 8:40 am

    When he’s in Hyanusport he sleeps in the same bed his whore/junkie niece who od’d slept in. He sniffs the sheets…

  • Dr. John
    August 25, 2020 at 8:34 am

    Makes me want to listen to my favorite punk band the Dead Kennedy’s

    • Mary Jo
      August 25, 2020 at 9:16 am

      Makes me want to listen to Bridge Over Troubled Water

  • Michael Skakel
    August 25, 2020 at 8:26 am

    Anyone up for some golf, I kill it with my six iron

  • Truth
    August 25, 2020 at 8:26 am

    I like how with each election we’re all shocked and dismayed with dirty politics. It’s been going on for 200 years in this country. Every election we get sucked in. It’s really tiresome.

    • The Commom Man
      August 25, 2020 at 10:31 am

      Spot on. I laugh when people think journalism has changed. It hasn’t changed, it’s just been exposed. Newspapers have always been the filtered lense of special interest, whether its government or buisnesses interest.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm

        The most important thing I learned from my worthless Communication degree is identify the message, identify the sender, and identify the biases. Most Americans have trouble with the first part.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 25, 2020 at 8:23 am

    If Joe wasn’t a rich Kennedy than Mrs. Barbie Doll there would not be in the picture whatsoever. In fact, he would be a nothing. In fact, he would probably would be an addict bumming money outside the Yarmouth Stop and Shop.

  • bill fleming
    August 25, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Jo Jo Jo versus Mr. Frosty campaigning in the hood to get street cred. Someone should tell these two clowns the hood doesn’t vote and the election will be decided by middle class suburban voters who support the police and America. I would love to see which one of these fools have the balls to ride the orange or red line by themselves or better still glad hand and campaign on the methadone mile.

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 25, 2020 at 8:02 am

    hey Common Cocksucker, I did anal with your mom

  • Jack Ruby III
    August 25, 2020 at 7:58 am

    When they catch the assassin, I’ll be waiting just like my grandaddy.

  • W. Fragility
    August 25, 2020 at 7:41 am

    Nick Clemons, Joe Kennedy, and the rest of the white liberal betas are the reason why Monica Canon Grant and other POC believe in the melanin theory in the first place. I don’t even blame them.

  • Done with this shit
    August 25, 2020 at 7:41 am

    I am not a markey supporter. If kennedy had not paraded a blatant racist around as someone he admires, I probably would have voted for him. Even though he is not anywhere near the man his uncles were. But this campaign strategy of blaming markey for people’s personal opinions? Not something I would expect from a kennedy. Whoever is counseling you to go this route, is showing that you are not cut out for the political arena your uncles thrived in. You can’t ride their coattails while showing you’re not man enough to ride their coattails. Lost my vote. And I’ve already turned a few others.

  • bigdaddy
    August 25, 2020 at 7:34 am

    Vote Mr Frosty in Sept Kevin O’Connor in Nov If Mr Frosty does win in Nov he is less dangerous than Kennedy because he is such a dullard no one takes him seriously

    • bigdaddy
      August 25, 2020 at 7:49 am

      he is not anywhere near the man his uncles were well not until he assaults rapes or kills a women

  • Monica racist cunt
    August 25, 2020 at 6:26 am

    YO, I like this Kennedy dude, he said as soon as he wins he gonna take care of me and the whole black race. I even like his Barbie doll wife. In case you haven’t noticed I lie like a rug too.

  • Liquid Lunch
    August 25, 2020 at 4:49 am

    I live in NH now so boy do I not care about Mass politics- but I know nothing of Joe Kennedy other than he is an entitled member of American royalty (kennedy, clinton, bush, etc) but what makes him such a piece of shit? Yah support MCG is a good start.

  • observer
    August 25, 2020 at 3:35 am

    This is good, the Kennedy family (mafia) have finally lost a political race.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    August 25, 2020 at 3:20 am

    A Kennedy playing a victim. Hilarious. How many real victims have the Kennedy’s raped,drowned, abused. i want the ginger to denounce his families history of horrific behaviour. If not, then he must support rape and murder?

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    August 25, 2020 at 2:41 am

    What a cunt!

  • Gloria Swanson
    August 25, 2020 at 1:49 am

    Joe’s an entitled piece is shit. Does Ed Markey have to disavow me? I’ll mail you a box of Kleenex for your ugly cry.

  • Common Man
    August 25, 2020 at 1:31 am

    I have been seeing your comments for months on here you literally comment on every single article. Most of them arent even funny at all and they always instantly get like 15 upvotes. you are obviously abusing the comment system somehow.

    for real if anyone wants to see, go back to any article from june, july, august, hit ctrl+f, look up “spic tormentor” and his dumb comments always have like 20 votes more than any other comment on the whole page. what a pathetic attention craving fucking faggot hahahaha

    • The Spic Tormentor
      August 25, 2020 at 2:16 am

      Wow ST really mind fucked you huh? Lol

      • Spic Detector
        August 25, 2020 at 2:47 am

        Pedo lol

    • Finished
      August 25, 2020 at 7:45 am

      How about you two grow the fuck up, get your own platform, stop taking up room on this one for your temper tantrums?

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        August 25, 2020 at 8:34 am

        It’s simply him having conversations with himself and leaving stupid pedo comments under this name. I stopped responding last week. I think he needs professional help

        • I think you both rode the short bus to school
          August 25, 2020 at 10:19 am

          And you are just as retarded for being on here getting all mad about it and trying to defend your stupid ass username lol. Pedo.

      • Cannon-cunt
        August 25, 2020 at 9:32 am

        Monica is exactly what’s wrong with America right now. Obese black women who do not work while sucking the life out of the programs made to help the poor. Come November; the evictions will begin for these chimps that got the stimulus money but didn’t pay their rent. It’s going to be a long cold winter for the Gimme Girls.

      • The Common Man
        August 25, 2020 at 10:45 am

        Finish, you do realize that this really isn’t a twoway dance right? I’ve barely posted on here, it’s mostly ST using my name and others to create this conversations. He’s attacking me because I called him out for making fun of a 9 year old girl. Ever since then he’s become paranoid and thinks I’m attacking him and calling him a pedo. I’ve never once called him that, but for some reason he thinks it’s me. At any rate this guy is a clown show, I suggest you stop getting upset and instead have a chuckle at a guy who is trying to control a narrative in an internet message forum.

    • 1:31 am
      August 25, 2020 at 8:06 am

      You sir are one pathetic loser

    • The Common Man
      August 25, 2020 at 10:37 am

      I’ve never seen anything this sad in my life. Now you’re posting under my name and then replying to what you wrote with my name with a separate name? I knew you took this stuff seriously but wow, I didn’t realize it was THIS important to you. You’re willing to make up entire conversations to make yourself look good.

      I’d be pissed you’re using my name but the people “don’t seem to look forward to my comments”. I guess if I had a huge following like you, I’d be mad about it,

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 25, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Me gustan los niños pequeños, cuanto más jóvenes mejor 😉

    • Spic Stomper
      August 25, 2020 at 1:13 am


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