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Girl Who Put Hit Out On Donald Trump Was Fired From Job, Called Cops On Turtleboy

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Yesterday we told you the story about the Worcester woman who encouraged Worcester gangster to “Kill Donald Trump.”



Well as it turns out a bunch of people were listening to the police scanner yesterday around 7:30 when a cruiser was dispatched to this young lady’s house. But they weren’t going to investigate the threat, they were going because SHE called the cops. Apparently she was fired from her job today, and consequently she wants to file charges against Turtleboy Sports for……something. Because if you’re a millennial in 2015 then nothing is every your fault and there should never be consequences for poor decision making.

Let me just say that it’s not Turtleboy’s goal to get anyone fired. Our job is to bring news to people. And when people are openly putting hits out on a presidential candidate who is coming to Worcester, that’s newsworthy. I don’t know what these kids don’t understand about the Internet these days, but it isn’t your diary. When you put shit out there everyone can see it. If you wouldn’t stand in Lincoln Square with those words on a sign, then you shouldn’t put it on Twitter. Because a lot more people on Twitter every day than travel through Lincoln Square. I mean, I thought the younger generation was supposed to be better with technology and understand it’s powers? Guess not.

Welcome to reality Kalen, where you represent the company you work for when you speak on social media. And they have every right to get rid of you if you affect their brand. I would’ve LOVED to see the police officer’s reaction after getting dispatched to that call. “So earlier today I put the call out to murder Donald Trump. No big deal. I was totally just kidding. Then all of a sudden Turtleboy showed his followers what I said, and now my boss fired me because of it. Can you go arrest…..someone? For….something?”

Lesson learned. Be smarter next time.


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  • Jambes Marks
    November 20, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    I’d like to take her and make her a forklift driver, after we got together in the poolhouse and she had my spawn.

  • Nobody
    November 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    It is as the old saying: you can’t fix stupid.

    • Nobody
      November 20, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      Oooooooo… dat RAYcis…

  • Michael Smith
    November 20, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    It is illegal I believe to call for the murder of someone!! And to call for the murder of Donald Trump who will bring jobs to many blacks as he intends to do is pure stupidity.

    Can’t we agree to disagree on who we want as president instead of resorting to a call for murder? Especially when we have such a great human being such as Donald Trump who charities have helped many people, including many blacks and veterans for instance.

    With these recent Muslim terrorist attacks in Paris, to call for the murder of a presidential candidate is pure madness!! And the police should certainly apply the law against her to the full extent; if not, it will leave the door open to more hatred messages that will inevitably lead to real murders, not just threats of murders.

    I do understand that you had to let go of such an employee even though I might have preferred you did not but again promoting murders is certainly not good advertising for a company! You probably had no other choices but to let her go!!

    Instead of calls to murders, let me say: Long live Turtleboy!! And let us buy more in masse from Turtleboy!!

  • Samuel Burnside
    November 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    I miss Cobb.

  • TS
    November 19, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    People are saying this is not a true story because it hasnt been covered by big news outlets (yes – i know – its stupid). Can you share any extra info to prove … people say that could have been photoshopped

    • TS
      November 19, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Anything from her employer or hard news stories ?

  • Gronkmonster
    November 18, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    Looks like the lamp lighter will be getting some new talent soon

  • CommonSense
    November 18, 2015 at 10:28 am

    Good reporting, thanks (at least someone is).

  • Timdoggy
    November 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    What a dumb cunt

    I work construction. Years ago I walked into the superintendents office to see some clown whining about God knows what. The super handed him a copy of a hurt feelings report. The first line is : name of the real man who hurt your feelings. In this case, that man is Turtleboy. Cunt

    • Timdoggy's Mom
      November 18, 2015 at 8:21 am

      Your a piece of shit using a term like that. I raised you bettter.

    • Froggy
      November 18, 2015 at 10:10 am

      No need to use such language. You hurt my feelings. I’m going to my safe space and I’m calling the police.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    November 17, 2015 at 6:55 pm

    I can not even convey to you how happy this makes me. For a variety of reasons. First because I happen to like Trump, second and probably most importantly because she just got bitten in the ass for something EVERYONE of that age group does now and thinks is acceptable, and finally because I now get to sit back and read how Turtleboy is racist for targeting this poor young woman “of color”. Even though the act would be idiotic no matter what race she is…

    It’s a universal truth that with people like this all you need to do in order to call out their stupidity is to let them do their thing. They’ll take care of the rest.

  • Hob Nob
    November 17, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    She doesn’t even know what the police are there for.

    Maybe they should bring back civics class to public schools.

    • November 20, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      That would be rayciss!

  • Dave
    November 17, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    I think you mean “nothing is ever your fault”, not every.

  • Steven Stover
    November 17, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    I could bottom out in her hole.

  • colleen
    November 17, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Does anyone think it’s safe to go to this Trump thing tomorrow night? Trump is certainly not my first choice for Prez, but I would vote for him over Hillary any day.
    I have tickets for myself and my teenagers…I thought it would be fun……now I’m rethinking it because of safety.

    • Yvette
      November 17, 2015 at 7:20 pm

      There will be security there. Go and just be aware of tour surrounding. Don’t let what has happened scare you or your loved ones. Stat safe and god bless you and yours.

  • juror seven
    November 17, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    Lamont Cranston, the shadow knows.

  • Publius
    November 17, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    Lamont Cranston. Had to look that up.

  • Loyal Reader
    November 17, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    When a straight-laced, middle-class man makes a frustrated comment like this girl’s, his life is turned upside down for quite a while. He is at least interrogated. I’ve noticed for some time that people of this girl’s class can make such comments with impunity. Some might call this observation a double-standard. Clive would call it racist.

    • Wabbitt
      November 17, 2015 at 8:44 pm

      Oh I’m sure this will be his column tomorrow.

      • Wabbitt
        November 18, 2015 at 3:58 pm

        Bobby Blackmail and Jive Clive getting in with the down votes, I see.

  • Jake from StateFarm
    November 17, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    No derogatory comment from me, just simply —-> it’s nice to see people held accountable for their actions. Hopefully she learns from this …. and hopefully others learn from this.

    Nobody to blame but yourself ….

    • Flo
      November 18, 2015 at 8:22 am

      Hi…I’m Flo from Progressive. You are my soul mate.

      • Jake from StateFarm
        November 18, 2015 at 9:26 am

        “what are you wearing?”

        • Geico Lizard
          November 20, 2015 at 10:53 am

          Get a room.

        • RedPillSwallower
          November 23, 2016 at 9:56 am

          Khakis LOL

    November 17, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    nice job t.b ,you’re becoming a real lemont cranston would be proud

  • Nanny
    November 17, 2015 at 2:23 pm


  • Iwan Freestuff II
    November 17, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    You mean her acting and modeling career hit a bit of a speed bump?

  • Publius
    November 17, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    This is fantastic news. What a dummy.

  • BlackandWhite
    November 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm


  • titi ho
    November 17, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    Hopefully your gangstas and what not can find you a new job walking south main you stupid ho! God the ghetto rats are mind numbingly stupid!

  • george
    November 17, 2015 at 12:45 pm

    Who was her employer?

  • JayC
    November 17, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    “But Officer, I made the Twitter post from my ‘safe space’ so I didn’t think it would be public.” Ahhh, no need to feel sorry for her, after going to confession in front of Rev. Saria Rivera, she’ll be repenting with a few poetry slam prayers written by RBG, and she’ll be working for Mosiaic doing blood pressure clinics.

  • Froggy
    November 17, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    I should call the police and say she hurt my feelings. That seems to be enough these days.

  • Froggy
    November 17, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    Well officer, TBS has no right to repeat what I said to millions of people on Twitter. I thought that was confidential. Haha, oh please. She obviously wanted people to see it, that’s why she wrote it on a SOCIAL NETWORK.

    • Art
      November 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      She’s not that smart

      • Abe Lincoln
        November 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm

        Seems with her fab school history, um, charity work, um, COLOR OF HER SKIN, she will receive a full ride to an Ivy. Plus, what a beauty…And that hair hat that smells from yards away! WINNER! OBAMA WINNER! OBAMA DAUGHTER!

        This scumbag would be in jail if she had been a trash mouth white saying this about old DownLow Hope and Change a few years ago.


  • RBG isnt black
    November 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    TB check out these Worcester scholars

    • Charles
      November 20, 2015 at 10:51 am

      Really impressive. Future rappers (or are they future astronauts?) at an EBT-funded “drank” party in subsidized housing.

  • Stk3
    November 17, 2015 at 11:43 am

    Hahaha!!!!!!!! SMH……. What a dumb ass!

  • The Philistine
    November 17, 2015 at 11:41 am

    In the words of Mr. McMahon…..

    • Finnish Goalie
      November 17, 2015 at 12:21 pm

  • Joej
    November 17, 2015 at 11:38 am

    That and the visit her ex-employer got from the Feds.

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