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Girthzilla Keeps Posting As Wellness Dental’s Facebook Page, Now Threatening To Call Webster Police For “Horsement” And Deformation For Comments About Pot And Food Stamps

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The other day SSTG published this blog about Wellness Dental, after Donna Virgadamo, the wife of Dentist Paul Virgadamo, who apparently runs their Facebook page, decided to rant about the dangers of pot on a community Facebook page in what appears to be a failed attempt at the English language.

However, even after becoming Turtleboy famous it was not enough to keep her off of the Facebook machine, because she’s firing on all cylinders now on the Wellness Dental Facebook page.  First she threatened to call the cops on anyone commenting on their publicly viewable page.

So what will the charge be this time? You’re gonna love this one:

“Horsement.” It’s where you do bong rips with a horse. And something else about food stamps too. I have absolutely no idea what she’s attempting to say, but I couldn’t be happier that she’s choosing to say it anyway, on her company’s Facebook page nonetheless. This is how she chooses to represent the business that pays her bills, and which other people are counting on for employment. Who wouldn’t wanna go to these people for a sensitive dental matter? It’s not like they’re gonna go on their Facebook page and announce your private medical conditions to the world….

Oh good, they’re telling everyone about how they saved a client from dying of cancer, and naming names. That seems perfectly legal. Also, “best dentist in town” when you practice out of Webster is like winning “least amount of armpit hair” at the Women’s March.

She was also mad that people kept sending her messages about….something.

And then other Webster folk started showing up calling them out for owing money.

This is the greatest dentist’s office I’ve ever seen.

At least they had one defender.


“She stated an opinion.” 

Yea, not so sure she actually got around to doing that. She might’ve tried, but her inability to spell or possess 4th grade writing skills prevented her from completing the task.

And when this is the only person coming to your defense:

It might be time to take a break from the Internet. Or don’t. Because I could read posts like this all day long.

37 Comment(s)
  • jamal khashogi's severed cock
    November 27, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    randall guy swallows

  • jamalkhashoggi's severed cock
    November 27, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    I’d do the tub o lard, any port in a storm. randall guy swallows

  • Davarius Jackson
    November 27, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    Eaveryone who no me no its hard for me to ask 4 help cuz i alwayz helpin otherz n willz gives shirt off my back but I haves 5 kids n I wantz them to haves a good cristmass but my ssi check barely cover da rent I aint aks 4 much to help my kidz chritmaz but dentistz like this r rich are an i think them shuld give my zidz free dentals care an give me $5000 4 gftz cuz i cant work cuz i has bad feet n can barely walk my girlfend have helth problems n r sun DJ is 2 yr old n him wantz to be go to HollyWood in be a movie star but we need $8000 to pey 4 da trip so i hope deez dentits will do whtats rite an help us cuz if i waz a dentiz i wuold help

  • Yuck
    November 27, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Goddamn!!! That fat broad is about the stupidest human being on the fucking planet. How is it possible that a dentist hooked up with someone who is so fucking dumb? My six year old grand daughter can string together better sentences than that whale. WTF?

    • Living Color
      November 28, 2018 at 5:40 am

      he’s about one IQ point higher than that Great White (can i say that?) whale….

  • Captain Trips
    Deep Fried Lard
    November 27, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Pot bad for you!

    Deep fried lard, hot fudge, donuts good for you!

  • Dark Truth
    November 27, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    I worked with Donna about 25 years ago. She was fat, ugly, and stupid then. She hasn’t changed much.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 27, 2018 at 5:59 pm

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  • Rockets Redglare
    November 27, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Just keep fatty talking, it’s very entertaining…

  • Marion County
    November 27, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    Some dude in Florida just got arrested for horsement. It was a mini horse which somehow makes it seem even worse.

    • Trojan Man
      November 27, 2018 at 6:07 pm

      It’s OK.
      He wore a condiment.

  • Root Canal
    November 27, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Now Shell Shocker take the $2.63 you get paid by Turtleboy every week for your blogs, go to Price Chopper and buy your 4 illegitimate kids a box of Klowny Kakes!

    • Turdchomper
      November 27, 2018 at 5:59 pm

      Root Canal, tell Mommy and Daddy to shut up. They probably meant well but they stepped in it

  • Webster 5.0
    November 27, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    They’re totally serious about bringing those messages on the computer to the police. They’ve activated the phone tree and have already gathered enough extension cords to stretch several blocks. It’s only a matter of time before they reach the police station.

  • WeAreFukd
    November 27, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Does anyone know how to spell, or use the proper there, their, or they’re anymore? Basic sentence structure and commas? Punctuation?

    If this Donna was a nurse, it is obvious that intelligence is not required in that occupation.

    Donna & Lisa both need to go back to school. Elementary school.

    • Turtle Reader
      November 27, 2018 at 5:04 pm

      Seriously! I’d really like to see Turtleboy proofread their blogs a couple times before posting them as well. It drives me crazy when they talk about getting sued for “deformation” when they mean defamation. Even the fruitloop this blog was about got that right.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        November 27, 2018 at 5:33 pm

        TB proofread?

        Now THAT’S funny.

      • The more you know
        November 28, 2018 at 7:39 am

        They know they are spelling the words wrong. They do it on purpose because so many of the people they blog about do not know the difference between the deformation or defamation. Never mind how to spell it. They are mocking them.

      • Rockets Redglare
        November 28, 2018 at 9:26 am

        Your obviously new around here. Try and keep up…

    • z
      November 27, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      I think a lot of it has to do with smart phones little tiny virtual keys and/or voice to text conversion. You see it, think fuck it, they (the readers) know what I mean and leave it.

      Which is fine for a typo here or there, but it makes you look slow if there are too many.

    • Guy Black
      November 28, 2018 at 5:45 am

      what ever happened to the use of past tense? are we forever stuck in the future?

  • Root Canal
    November 27, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    I don’t understand why you love busting on this lady so much?

    She was the victim of a terrible car accident where the other driver who hit her was OUI and she suffered permanent body and brain damage.

    She still wakes up everyday and works hard all day doing what she’s capable of doing.

    NO she’s not a professional blogger troll like you and what she says is true, pot smoke isn’t going to whiten your teeth or cure gum disease.

    You’re a whole new level of scumbag to ridicule people with disabilities that were no fault of their own.

    • Rational thought still exists?
      November 27, 2018 at 4:10 pm

      The point is, the business page is probably not the right place to be posting personal opinions about this kind of thing. And continuing to post insane misspelled comments is just making it worse. If this were my dentist, I’d find another. 

    • Dr. Spaceman
      November 27, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      A successful private practice must identify each employee’s strengths and weaknesses. Try pulling her off of the PR team and put her in charge of anesthesia to see how she does there.

  • Mean Guy in the Comments Section
    November 27, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    She still looks like a haystack with a face on it, and now I’ve determined that her face looks like Shemp Howard.

    Continuing with the Three Stooges theme, her buddy Lisa Mayonnaise looks like Joe DeRita.

    • Nice Guy In The Comments Section
      November 27, 2018 at 4:12 pm

      You seem like a winner.
      I hope next time you go to the dentist instead of Novacane they inject you with a double shot of Hep C and Aids and you spend the rest of your short life wandering around the streets with open sores and a low T-Cell count.

      • Mean Guy in the Comments Section
        November 28, 2018 at 8:57 am

        Two can play at that game, smart guy.

        I hope the next time you sit in Shemp Howard Haystack’s dental chair, instead of laying that lead vest over your chest so that you don’t get cancer when you’re x-rayed, she peels off her pants, straddles your face, and places her voluminous vagina directly over your nose and mouth. You see, her vagina is so large that it can easily consume half of your face WHILE smoking a 50-ring Rothschild. It’s pretty hairy, too, so you’ll look like you’re wearing a chinchilla hat in order to survive a Siberian winter.

        But that’s okay – you like the look, and furthermore, you absolutely adore the aroma, describing it to your “internet” friends on Facebook as a cross between the old lion exhibit at the Stone Zoo, a tire fire, and the empty hold of a Gloucester ground fishing vessel. You find the secretions coming from her vagina especially erotic, with the delicate viscosity of the slime between the slices of three week old Oscar Meyer bologna and the essence of Vince Wilfork’s taint immediately following an early-season away game in Miami.

        What really gets you off is the rush you get from feeling smothered and close to death: her vagina alone is cutting off your source of oxygen. It gets you going…you start to edge. You’re into gratification denial because you’re a submissive. But don’t forget her vagina is backed by the mass of a Subaru Outback. Shempella has total control over your life, and could snuff you out without a second thought with a simple twitch of her redwood-like thighs.

        Some call you a sexual deviant because you need this sort of thing in your life in order to get off – normal physical interaction with another person simply no longer does it for you. The hell with those people, you say. Besides, what is sexual deviancy these days? Can anyone really point fingers? Should what two adults do consensually in the privacy of their own dental examination room be subject to public scrutiny?

        Absolutely not. You enjoy your special relationship with Shemp Howard Haystack, dental practitioner to Massachusetts’ most elite citizens. Go ahead and split that Army helmet-sized bowl of poutine with her, and damn the consequences. I bet she looks real sexy with the chicken gravy and cheese curds dripping down the sides of her face – kind of like a food version of Danny Trejo’s mustache.

        • Hugh-Bo Mont
          November 28, 2018 at 12:15 pm

          fuckin’ A, buddy! LOL!

    November 27, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Well, if that’s not a HIPAA violation, then I don’t know what is.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      November 27, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      More like a HIPPO violation AMIRITE?

      • Y
        November 27, 2018 at 3:20 pm

        Shut-up, you shit-skin.
        Don’t ever refer to me as a “chink” again.
        I will skull-fuck you back to your shit-hole of a continent.

        • randiguy2006
          Randall Guy
          November 27, 2018 at 5:31 pm

          Im from Cleveland numb-nuts.

          • Turdchomper
            November 27, 2018 at 6:02 pm

            no wonder you’re a ghetto retard

      • Randall’s Torn-Up Anal Sphincter
        November 27, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        Fuck you, Randall “Guy.” Let’s see what you look like. 

        • Egypt Delgado's Worn-out Pussy In About 6 Years
          November 27, 2018 at 3:47 pm

          Mama, is that you? I’s hungry. Stop fuckin’ wit wypipo and get a job and feed me.

        • randiguy2006
          Randall Guy
          November 27, 2018 at 5:31 pm

          I look like your Mom.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 27, 2018 at 3:09 pm

      Yup. She should be fired and the dentist could be in hot water, too.

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