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God Loves Us More Bruins Stanley Cup Finals T-Shirts Are Now Available In The Turtleboy Store


With the St. Louis Blues finishing off the Sharks last night the Stanley Cup Finals are now set to begin in Boston on Monday. That means you have until then to get your Turtleboy God Loves Us More Bruins Stanley Cup Finals shirt, which you should wear every night before the game. If we don’t blow this, then Boston will become the first city since Detroit in 1935 to have 3 championships in one calendar year. And that was back when there were 6 teams in the NHL. It’s a billion times harder now, and it really should never happen to a city.

But the fact of the matter is that God Loves Us More. It’s the only way to make sense of the amount of winning we do on a consistent basis around here. Therefore, you should rock this shirt. Every shirt you buy helps us keep this website running. We appreciate your support, and go Bruins! Buy here.


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9 Comment(s)
  • Rumplestiltspost
    May 30, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    The year Charlie Coyle beat MC in the Super 8 , MC students chanted Jesus Loves Us to the weymouth side in the closing minutes. Good times

  • Big Wick
    May 28, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Despite fans like Brian Dolan.

  • Gay Dave
    May 28, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    These shirts are huge in the gay community. We like to chase each other around the living room ass whipping each other with them like we’re rough housing in a boys locker room before we get down to some serious pillow biting sessions!! 🙂

  • JoeMomma
    May 24, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Of course he loves us more, he sent us his son to play QB for the Patriots.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 22, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Ordered. TYVM.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 22, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    I hope you asked for permission to use the image of the Stanley Cup.

    • Not Julie
      May 28, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      I hope you go fuck yourself

      • cumrag
        May 28, 2019 at 8:41 pm

        how about a little civility? you jizz guzzling puddle of pig vomit

  • anonymous shitposter
    May 22, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    no thank you

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