With the St. Louis Blues finishing off the Sharks last night the Stanley Cup Finals are now set to begin in Boston on Monday. That means you have until then to get your Turtleboy God Loves Us More Bruins Stanley Cup Finals shirt, which you should wear every night before the game. If we don’t blow this, then Boston will become the first city since Detroit in 1935 to have 3 championships in one calendar year. And that was back when there were 6 teams in the NHL. It’s a billion times harder now, and it really should never happen to a city.

But the fact of the matter is that God Loves Us More. It’s the only way to make sense of the amount of winning we do on a consistent basis around here. Therefore, you should rock this shirt. Every shirt you buy helps us keep this website running. We appreciate your support, and go Bruins! Buy here.

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