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GoFraudMe Campaign Of The Day: New Bedford Grimy Grifter And Presumably Soon To Be Ex Turtlerider Steals $3,000 Raised For Friend’s Funeral Expenses




Meet Melissa Lawrence.


Melissa is apparently not only a reader of ours, but a big fan, too.


Unfortunately, Melissa is also complete and utter human garbage, who clearly doesn’t fully understand what we do here.

When her “Friend” Jess was stricken with a sudden and life threatening illness, Melissa’s first move was to quietly set up a GoFundMe campaign for her “medical expenses”, despite Jess having health insurance and exactly no one asking for any financial help from Melissa, probably due to her being unemployed and constantly begging money off her friend who now lay in critical condition, while this scumcunt started plotting her next payday.

Don’t get me wrong, a good person would, in fact, help any way possible to aid in the funeral expenses of a friend who fell unexpectedly ill or tragically passed away. But a bad person would do so while said friend is still clinging to life in a hospital bed. An even worse person would switch the campaign over to collect for funeral expenses before the family was even able to step out in to the parking lot of the hospital.  Guess where Melissa sits on the spectrum?


Honest to God. You sick, sad numb cunt.  If you read us, you already know the deal. Not only are you a selfish piece of steaming dog shit, you are incredibly stupid. But hey, we’re keeping the stories coming right now, just for you. Enjoy.

Strike 1 – preemptive GoFundMe. It is sketchy as fuck for you to go rush to the hospital simply to set up a fundraiser for a woman you knew for only approximately a year who has health insurance. Even more so when you switch the purpose immediately after she is pronounced. That’s just fucking sick, and cold, and just plain stupid. You’re clearly a career loser and oxygen thief, therefore your “help” was never viable to begin with. I’m happy to let everyone know that for you, Melissa.

Strike 2 would be vanishing for days as soon as the cash starting rolling in,




And giving the run around,





while publicly assuring everyone that your campaign is definitely, totally legit.


Sure they will. You lying scab.


…..Despite the family never seeing a dime.


Profiting off someone’s death is just about as low as you can get. They reserve a specific circle of Hell for shit like this. With “friends” like her… really makes you want to just stay home and avoid other people.


And it gets worse, because of course it does.

Turns out little Miss Scam Pig is no stranger to the GoFraudMe racket. It’s starting to look like this chick is a regular in tragedy-for-profit.

Holy fuck – She’s putting up sketchy looking fundraisers for deceased acquaintances like Dunkin Donuts in Quincy. Who knew the franchise owner for pure evil would be some crackhead from New Bedford?

Seriously. Even her dog’s illness is starting to look pretty suspicious, you guys.


South Coast Today:

“What’s the matter with Penny?

That’s the question that has been eating at Melissa Lawrence of New Bedford for more than a month.

She showed a visitor a video on her smartphone. In it, her 3-year-old mixed breed terrier is going crazy trying to play with the family cat, who looks deeply annoyed. “She’s a maniac,” Lawrence said.

The terrier, Penny, hasn’t been herself for more than a month. She was stricken suddenly with some sort of infection or poisoning, but in the weeks that Penny has been suffering no one has come up with an explanation, except perhaps the dog food voluntary recall in February that swept most of the food off the shelves.

Lawrence says she would buy Penny some Gravy Train canned dog food “twice a week,” she said. But about three or four weeks ago, Lawrence went to the store for the Gravy Train she always fed Penny.

But the shelves were empty not only of Gravy Train but also other brands produced by J. M. Smucker, such as Kibbles & Bits, Ol’ Roy and Skippy.

There are dozens more that were pulled of the shelf when it was discovered that pentobarbital, a euthanasia drug, had somehow made it its way into pet food. One supplier of animal fat and by products had somehow introduced the drug via animal fat, coming from one plant that Smucker later identified.

Meanwhile Penny struggled on. “She can’t even jump up on the couch,” Lawrence said. Penny now moves slowly, as if she is in pain, especially her hindquarters.

Penny spends a lot of time on a couch cushion, eating little if at all, and slowly losing weight, said Lawrence. She has had multiple veterinarian visits, but nothing has really worked to restore Penny to the joyful dog she had been.

At home, Penny’s visitors have included animal control officer Manny Maciel; Lawrence knows Maciel from her time volunteering in animal rescue, but has come to no conclusion about what might be happening to Penny.

All of the tests so far have turned up nothing, too.

Lawrence said that Penny is taking antibiotics, but there is only small improvement. She has a few weeks left of the medication, and Lawrence is hoping that her dog will improve.

The question arises: Are there other local dogs that have suffered with this? The Standard-Times contacted dog groomers, veterinarians and pet supply stores and came up empty. No one had any knowledge of other afflicted animals.”


Tests showed no known cause of illness, the vet wouldn’t talk despite having permission to, and there were no other afflicted animals in the area. And, oh yeah,


Another GoFundMe.




And if there was any lingering doubt, turns out this maggot-trap has even more condemning evidence piled against her. She was fired from 3 jobs in the last year for…you’d never guess…suspicion she was stealing! Jess had recently “misplaced” $350 after Melissa had come to visit, because not only does this queefbox steal from her living friends, she double dips postmortem, too. And make no mistake, this is pretty clear theft. GoFundMe is refunding donations.



Naturally Melissa did a good old-fashioned dirty delete and retreat, and all that remains of her presence on social media is this brand new, locked down profile with only 5 friends.  Also a predictable move. Could someone please reach out to/find this leech and let her know, we right to expose shitty things done by shitty people – we’re not writing a playbook for it. She’s textbook pure scum, and I don’t want her for a reader. But I’d love to talk to her for a few. If she’s not too busy blowing her death-for-profit cash on carton’s of Newport 100’s and baggies of Diego’s blue magic, of course. I’m patient.



Look more guilty. You can’t.

Rest assured, Melissa, I’ll be seeing you around.



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35 Comment(s)
  • None ya
    March 9, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    This Melissa lady is bat shit crazy! She went into a group harassing a member and trying to prove they where scamming when they where not. Her story checked out and was legit but Melissa went on and on and on harassing this lady and others. Now I find this article on her. She’s the real scammer. This lady needs to be institutionalized. She needs help!

  • Jose P
    April 1, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Oh Melissa. Your really are stupid. Of all the places to take your rat ass, you decide to go to Kilburn street. You think You know everyone who is looking for you? You don’t. You have snitched on so many people…and word travels, Your girl there.. ya she told everyone how you set ppl up. So if I were you, I would go get help for my rat ass in a different city. And I would start looking at who my friends really are cause YOU Melissa DON’T have any. Your “friend” your CLOSE friend dropped all the info. What to do?? Can’t go to south end. And looks like north end isn’t to smart for you either. And dont worry not everyone who is waiting to see you goes early. Oh and this is just a little help for you, cause we know your a little slow.. once your out of the gate. Game on rat

    • Jose P
      April 1, 2019 at 6:44 am

      We got your man covered too. Shame he will have to suffer for what you do.

      • Personal interest
        April 5, 2021 at 8:19 pm

        I would like some information on this Melissa person. She claims to also be a dog rescuer! She has been relentlessly harassing a good person who did a really good deed for some animals. The police and mental health authorities need to be involved with her.

  • Kelly
    March 20, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    I was once friends with Melissa . She lives on Merrimack st off of Sawyer st. She is a reliable informant that told on her dope dealer then told on my bf to get herself out of trouble. She is no good and a piece of shit for doing this . Karma is a bitch melissa . Everything thats done in the dark always comes to light. Her husband works at Tremblys bus comp. No telling what else she has done. She is a full blown herion addit.

  • Coming
    March 20, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Melissa is a rat bitch and their a docket numbers that show she is a confidential informent. She is one of New Bedford’s biggest crack heads and she likes to drop to her knees when she has no money to pay for her product. don’t worry Melissa everyone knows it was you. You made a big mistake this time. You fucked with people you didn’t need to. Your a selfish rotten bitch. You smoked your friends funeral money. When you gonna hang yourself and do the world a big favor. Before or after you get your grill knocked out. My advice is stay inside. The first time your seen, it’s on. And I promise you will be seen

  • theif
    February 14, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Works at fun zone in New Bedford on kings higway. seen her their this weekend. Gave her such a awful look and made sure she was listening when I loudly spoke to my husband that’s the bitch who robbed that family. You know the one from TBS blog. She is a shit bag and anyone that goes there, make sure she knows that you know exactly what she is all about. I would also be careful where you leave your valuables when you are there.bother than her, place is great.

    • Roy
      March 24, 2019 at 10:16 am

      No longer works there she got caught stealing and using drugs

  • Court
    February 13, 2019 at 9:27 am

    The family should file a civil suite to make this rotten woman pay. It will take time and I know it’s not what they want to deal with at this moment. I believe they have up to one year before it is to late to file against her. But before the time is up, they need to file on her and make sure she has to pay every single penny to this woman’s next of kin. They have all the proof that they need. Please don’t let her get away with this. And for the family who lost this special woman, I am so very sorry. God bless you all.

  • Literally the DEVIL
    February 13, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Omg!! God bless this poor woman and her family for the loss of their loved one. It never amazes me how people can take advantage of someone else’s illness, misery and then the most shameful of all, their death. There will be a special seat for this evil bitch in hell. It seemed as if Jess was a great friend to her. And when Jess needed someone the most this person not only kicked her while she was down, but beat the shit out of her, when she was at her lowest point ever!!
    How can you do something so awful to not only your friend, and now your deceased friend, the hurt you have caused to her family, so much pain, I can’t even imagine. I can’t wait for karma to do its job and take care of you. I hope people realize who you are and someone makes sure you pay one way or another, and that you continue to pay for it, for the rest of your disgusting life!!!! God bless this poor family…❤️

  • Out of curiosity.
    February 13, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Melissa Lawrence, Age 42
    64 Mechanics Ln, New Bedford
    (according to fastpeoplesearch)
    Unless they moved/ got evicted, of course.
    Google is your friend.

    • It’s coming
      February 13, 2019 at 9:11 am

      Good looking out on the info. It will certainly help karma to do what it does best.

    • Y
      February 13, 2019 at 9:34 am

      Check-out that nasty-ass rat’s nest of a tenament.
      Once we obtain her phone number we’ll really be in business…anyone, anyone? Bueller…

    • Emily Cropper
      February 13, 2019 at 1:10 pm

      Shes moved. I’ve been continuing to dig online when I’m off work.

  • Faith
    February 12, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    This deserves to be blasted she scammed me out of a job plus when I told her I wouldnt give her money she flipped she’s just a bitch

  • Me.
    February 12, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    So funny that u idiots come here writting horrible stuff in comments about black ppl. We all know they don’t read the blog ANYWAYS

    • Klan Rider
      February 13, 2019 at 11:12 am

      It shouldn’t stop TB from targeting and exposing blacks. I remember the good old days where they would target a black, expose them, leave a link for places to buy AR-15s in the sidebar, and actively ban blacks from the comments.

  • WPWP
    February 12, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Now expose and ban some black readers.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 12, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    wow, truly twisted shit hopefully her next bag of H is cut with fentanyl and clorox

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 12, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    She’s just another one of those do anything for money junkies. Not an excuse, she should be arrested and forced to complete rehab. But in Massachusetts she can get off on recognizance and do it again. The ultimate douchebag

    • Big House Kitty
      February 12, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Fuck rehab. Send her to Framingham

      • Trash is trash simple as that
        February 13, 2019 at 10:21 am

        Fuck rehab, fuck jail. Just make sure her next bag is mostly fetty and it’s a wrap. Take the trash out once and for all

  • Kristen
    February 12, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Even though one may have health insurance it doesn’t mean all expenses are paid. I have health and dental insurance for me and my 2 boys. I still at the end the end of the year have to pay almost 2 grand. I’m not defending anyone I’m just saying because you have a insurance in Massachusetts doesn’t mean you don’t pay out in the end. 

    • WTF
      February 12, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Yeah, it’s called co-pays and deductibles. Everyone has them and if intelligent budgets for them.

  • Emmy
    February 12, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    They’ve tried to get police to charge her. Didn’t work.

    She originally said she was running the GoFundMe because Jess didn’t have life insurance. Yet another lie

    • Emmy
      February 12, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      Sorry. Health insurance

    • Pretty soon
      March 20, 2019 at 5:46 pm

      Police will never charge their C.I. She is a rat. And the proof is out now. Her time is just ticking away now..

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 12, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    “Melissa is apparently not only a reader of ours, but a big fan, too.
    Unfortunately, Melissa is also complete and utter human garbage.”

    Yeah news flash, look around the comments section, this isnt exactly shocking.

    • ElJefe72
      February 12, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      Excepting you, of course? Amirite?!?

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      February 12, 2019 at 7:22 pm

      fuck you randall

    • Wish you knew
      March 21, 2019 at 6:49 am

      She is a rat she is a reliable informant she. Helpd the cops with a raid with her dope man joe perrieia of 411 cedar st. Also told on a close friend.. Theres paper work that proves she a rat..

  • The Devil
    February 12, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Melissa looks like a junkie who works wiping asses at nursing homes when she’s not out injured or on SSDI for being a big junkie
    Even me in all my evilness find her disgusting I’m sure I’ll meet her and I’ll be waiting

  • Richard N. Vulva Esq.
    February 12, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I’m even disgusted by this.

  • dball31211
    February 12, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    What a fucking scum cunt!

  • F Lee Ballbag
    February 12, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Mass Gen Laws chapter 266 section 30.
    Larceny by false pretenses over $1200
    Hope this helps. She should be charged and also shamed for this. Such a shitty thing to do
    She’s a cunt

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