I had a gentleman come to my open house today I have him on cameras rummaging through my drawer he brings his special needs son with him to cause a distraction and then he stole medicine from my bathroom cabinet. My realtor has seen him at multiple open houses and is a wicked creep. My realtor asks him if she’s been to one of her open houses and he says no. He leaves his son downstairs to talk to the realtors while he goes upstairs tries to get into a locked closet then rummages through my drawer, goes back downstairs, takes his son into the bathroom and now I have 3 empty pill bottles. Real name David Osborn.
So obviously we believe in innocent until proven guilty in this country, and you can’t actually see him stealing any pills in that video. But there is no possible reason for this cumquat to go rummaging through people’s drawers at an open house. Ever. And that’s exactly what bootleg Gene Hackman does.
Now coincidentally this guy’s got a bunch of missing pills. You can definitely see him taking something out with his left hand too.
The bizarre part about this story is that the Grandpa Pillsbury lives with his wife in Wellesley. We don’t do a lot of blogs about people from Wellesley unless they’re a social justice warrior trying to lecture me on my unconscious bias. Generally if you end up living in Wellesley you’ve beat the ratchet odds though. And the south shore town this open house was held in isn’t exactly known for being one of the Bay State’s wealthier communities. It’s not a guttermupetville by any stretch of the imagination, it’s just mediocre city. Who leaves Wellesley to go to a non-Wellesley town? Oh right, he wasn’t really moving there at all. This guy just goes to open houses every weekend because he’s looking for pills and other free shit.
Anyway, the realtor has called the cops, but David Osborn’s real punishment is becoming Turtleboy famous.
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