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Great Day For America: 3 Of The Kelley Square 4 Are Found Guilty

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Breaking News: Three of the Kelley Square 4 have been found guilty. Sonya “Boom-Boom” Conner, Robert “I’m just a big fat white guy who can’t get his shit together so I claim to be black” Blackwell-Gibbs, and Orange “Hillary destroyed my soul so I never shower anymore” Julius Jones, have all been found guilty of disturbing the peace and will pay a $100 fine. This might not seem like much, but it’s the principle of the matter. They thought it was free speech, and they thought they could get away with it, but then a guy who went to law school told them it wasn’t and they couldn’t. Game over. Turtleboy wins again.

Kevin Ksen was the only one found not guilty, presumably because he didn’t stand in road. Instead he hid like the coward that he is, because he knew it was being filmed. He’s a sly guy for sure!! Ya see, the Kevin Ksen’s and the Brenda Jenkins’ of the world aren’t getting arrested. They have too much to lose. That’s why they use the biggest dumbasses they can find, like RBG, OJJ, and Boom-Boom, and make them take the fall for them. They’re using them because Brenda and Kevin know how the law works, but the rest of them are too stupid to know any better.

Here’s my question – how long until RBG and OJJ claim that Kevin Ksen got off because of his white privilege? I mean, it’s only a matter of time right? I’m literally sitting here with popcorn waiting for the rest of them to turn on Kreepy Kevin for his paternalistic, cisgendered, transphobic, white supremacist patriarchy.

When they first put the video of this on Youtube we jumped all over it. Up until that point the hippies were just anonymous people who got away with their crime spree of passion. Then we pointed out the face we knew. There was OJJ who was clearly the ringleader:

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RBG who jumped up on a truck, threatened the driver, and stood on the side baiting him into a fist fight:

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Boom-Boom was given away by her world famous junk in the trunk:

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And Kreepy Kevin stood to the side, acting as the rapey-looking lookout as he made a young boy writhe in pain from all the noise:

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After we identified them they were brought to justice. The most satisfying part is that we made life miserable for them for over a year as they sweated and whined this one out, only to inevitably be found guilty for their crimes. After all, these people have been making life miserable for normal, hard working Worcester residents and police for much longer than that. Just a great, great day for Worcester, America, and the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.

P.S. How bout Hecto Pineiro taking the big L on this one? When’s the last time he lost a lawsuit? Looks like there might be an opportunity for an upstart young lawyer to fill the void as Worcester’s top ambulance chaser.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • RSoxGuy
    January 22, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Somebody needs to make a .gif of JJ in this article. Look at his waist line progression. Hes so oppressed yet in one year it looks like hes managed to put on 40+ lbs. There are millions starving in Africa that will never see 100 lbs in their life yet here we are, watching JJ cry about racism, oppression and being held back by the evil white man and institutional racism yet hes got no issue finding food to stuff in his yap.

    Fraudulent attention whores. All of them. Even the fat white “black” guy.

  • WormtownorBust
    January 22, 2016 at 8:43 am

    That video always makes me laugh. The protest is so important to Boom-Boom that she can’t keep her face out of her cellphone. Yeah, she really gives a shit.

    • RSoxGuy
      January 22, 2016 at 4:14 pm

      Shes busy reminding everyone (Social Justice Warriors) how she is against “the man” and “fighting for the downtrodden”. You know another, “Look at me! look at me! Im dying for attention!” Shes the female version of Q. Just and righteous in her own mind while being laughed at by everyone else.

      “Im cool damnit! Like me!!!!!”

  • seeingclearly
    January 22, 2016 at 8:35 am

    I have to assume that the symbiotic relationship between TB and the hippies is unintentional. Without TB’s coverage, nobody would have even known about it. In turn, the hippies were nice enough to get all the radical lefties to read TB constantly. They obsess about it! If all this was intentional cross-promotion……freaking genius! $300 in fines that hippies will pay with community service is hardly a win. They could not have bought so much exposure for $300

  • Gronkmonster
    January 21, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    I wonder if this will hurt really big and goofys professional future with Cumbys ??? LMaoooo

    What a bunch of dopes..You got charged why whitey hid and avoided charges…Yeah Ksen has your back !!!

  • Lol
    January 21, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Nothing-LITERALLY NOTHING-in the world pisses me off more than the fact the charges were decriminalized. If hippies start protesting OUI arrests, will that also result in a $100 fine? To be fair, a disturbing the peace charge is the training wheels of criminal behavior but still. I once saw a Worcester District Court judge set a $500 bail on a single count of disturbing the peace. I sincerely wish these morons had to go in front of that guy.

  • Turtle Educator
    January 21, 2016 at 8:13 pm

    Karma will serve her justice to Kevin and his rape van shenanigans…

  • BobnMic
    January 21, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Just when you thought the world has gone mad and the good guys are destined to lose in the war against common sense and the American way of life – BAM! – a District Court Judge of sound mind and reasonable prudence sees it like it really is. Chalk one up for the good guys.

    For the record and for the purposes of this discussion, good guys means: All law abiding citizens of all color, the police, any and all people that oppose radicalism in all it’s shapes, forms, sizes and political and religious beliefs.

    • BobnMic
      January 22, 2016 at 2:43 am

      Follow up:

      Boy oh boy Clive has really lost it this time. He writes that the wrong verdict in this case in his opinion was under the “guise of public safety.” Really? So there was not any public safety issues at the most notorious intersection in Worcester on that day?

      This is what Clive describes as the unimportance of public safety for an unsubstantiated cause here in Worcester and the ” I can’t believe it” reasoning of the court decision versus an illegal protest now adjudicated. What a absolute nut job.

      But go ahead Telegram and Gazette. Keep that rebel without a clue employed. It gives us all something to laugh about…

  • CrazyPeople
    January 21, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    I can’t wait to see what Clive says about this one.

    • Jake from State Farm
      January 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm

      Don’t care what Clive says (he has no credibility), and long abandoned reading him even for comical purposes.

      To be honest, TB, T&G, and everyone else should stop giving them attention …. that’s all they really crave due to their irrelevant and meaningless lives.

  • Wormtown Refugee
    January 21, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    Have any of these fuckwads ever — I mean EVER — held an actual job? Of any kind?

    They are the very embodiment of “parasites”.

    Time for Joe Petty to give them an award, once he and Eddie A. are finished in the City Hall men’s room.

  • January 21, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    How is this a good thing? $300 dollars in fines for legal proceedings that cost the taxpayers thousands to bring? New article, try to come up with a figure of all the money that the worcester tax payers lost out on because of these punks.

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