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Breaking News: Three of the Kelley Square 4 have been found guilty. Sonya “Boom-Boom” Conner, Robert “I’m just a big fat white guy who can’t get his shit together so I claim to be black” Blackwell-Gibbs, and Orange “Hillary destroyed my soul so I never shower anymore” Julius Jones, have all been found guilty of disturbing the peace and will pay a $100 fine. This might not seem like much, but it’s the principle of the matter. They thought it was free speech, and they thought they could get away with it, but then a guy who went to law school told them it wasn’t and they couldn’t. Game over. Turtleboy wins again.
Kevin Ksen was the only one found not guilty, presumably because he didn’t stand in road. Instead he hid like the coward that he is, because he knew it was being filmed. He’s a sly guy for sure!! Ya see, the Kevin Ksen’s and the Brenda Jenkins’ of the world aren’t getting arrested. They have too much to lose. That’s why they use the biggest dumbasses they can find, like RBG, OJJ, and Boom-Boom, and make them take the fall for them. They’re using them because Brenda and Kevin know how the law works, but the rest of them are too stupid to know any better.
Here’s my question – how long until RBG and OJJ claim that Kevin Ksen got off because of his white privilege? I mean, it’s only a matter of time right? I’m literally sitting here with popcorn waiting for the rest of them to turn on Kreepy Kevin for his paternalistic, cisgendered, transphobic, white supremacist patriarchy.
When they first put the video of this on Youtube we jumped all over it. Up until that point the hippies were just anonymous people who got away with their crime spree of passion. Then we pointed out the face we knew. There was OJJ who was clearly the ringleader:
RBG who jumped up on a truck, threatened the driver, and stood on the side baiting him into a fist fight:
Boom-Boom was given away by her world famous junk in the trunk:
And Kreepy Kevin stood to the side, acting as the rapey-looking lookout as he made a young boy writhe in pain from all the noise:
After we identified them they were brought to justice. The most satisfying part is that we made life miserable for them for over a year as they sweated and whined this one out, only to inevitably be found guilty for their crimes. After all, these people have been making life miserable for normal, hard working Worcester residents and police for much longer than that. Just a great, great day for Worcester, America, and the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.
P.S. How bout Hecto Pineiro taking the big L on this one? When’s the last time he lost a lawsuit? Looks like there might be an opportunity for an upstart young lawyer to fill the void as Worcester’s top ambulance chaser.
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