Greenfield Chud Magnet Selling Food Stamps For 31% Has No Kids, Gets Pedicures, iPhones, And Has A Million Arrests For Heroin
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Here’s your entrepreneurial food stamps gutterslug salesman of the day out of Greenfield….
If you’re selling $160 worth of your own food stamps for $50, that means you REALLY, REALLY need a fresh bag of H. The going rate for ratchets selling food stamps on Facebook is generally 50% of face value. Right now she’s selling hers for 31%!! She’s like the Marshall’s of unlicensed hoodrat food stamp stores. For $50 the customer should expect to receive $100 in stamps. To buy $160 worth of stamps it generally runs you about $80. Trust us, we have extensive experience viewing these creatures on Facebook. We know the market.
So if someone is willing to part with that much in food stamps for that little, it means they’re not fucking around. It means Diego just got a new shipment in from Holyoke, and that stuff is going fast!! This is clearly a buyer’s market, but it’s worth it because Diego’s shit is THE BOMB!!!
Usually when we profile these chudstuffers there is at least one small child in the picture. Those are the money makers. Everyone muff in America knows that. The more kids you pop out the more cash money you’re getting from the taxpayers.
But Tiffani Martin does not appear to have any kids. So…..why does a single, able bodied chick get stamps? Oh that’s right, because it’s Massachusetts. And our politicians get elected by promising free shit to degenerates. And if ANY legislator suggests that we slightly cut funding for it, then they obviously hate the poor and they’re probably racist too.
And Tiffani Martin obviously needs free money from the government because she’s clearly struggling. I mean, how long can you expect a ratchet to go without a new iPhone? She doesn’t accept “shitty” phones?
She might not be able to pay for her own groceries, but she has plenty of money for blunts to the dome.
Looks like she’s selling her stamps because she’s gonna need some cash to pay off her latest legal counsel fees for heroin possession:
So that’s how she qualifies for food stamps. She has the “disease” of heroin addiction. You’ll notice that the courthouse records list her as being from Palmer, not Greenfield or Turners Falls which she lists in her Facebook bio. But every time she goes to court (and it’s a lot) she has a different home town. Sometimes it’s North Adams:
Other times it’s Montague:
And on special occasions she’s from Deerfield:
Oh, and her mother seems lovely too:
Can’t figure out where she gets it from!!!
Once again, here is how you can report Tiffani Martin for food stamp fraud. But please, keep telling me how rare stuff like this is. Because it hardly ever seems to happen. Ever.
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