The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #60-51
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Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #60-51
Pro tip – if you’re gonna advertise your food stamps for sale on Facebook, make sure you delete all the image of yourself with iPhones, new tattoos, and pedicure updates.
When you get busted with 210 bags of heroin for sale, you should probably stay far away from Facebook, rather than commenting on the Pelham Police’s Facebook page that you were planning on doing all of it that weekend.
Within 2 months we blogged about this winner selling his food stamps on Facebook, stealing a car he was test driving after driving a stolen car to the dealership, stealing from a tip jar, stealing a dog, and then finally dying after being killed by a hit and run driver. Good riddance naughty boy.
57. Racially confused Revere stripper
Turtle riders learned a whole new vocabulary from this ratchet, who called in to the Turtleboy Live show in the middle of lap dances, in an episode none of us will ever forget.
It takes a special kind of mother to threaten to fuck up all of your trashbag teen daughter’s rivals, but throwing her a booze filled lingerie party in a cheap hotel room is new level ratchetry.
55. Dartmouth Yogapoon
When you’re a 35 year old wannabe Kardashian who’s banging a 70 year old multi millionaire, and you own a Yoga studio you’re not licensed to teach at, and then you accuse your competitors of being racist, you’re gonna end up on the Turtleboy naughty list. That’s just science.
One of the great fupa throwdowns of all time took place in Bristol, CT, where Moms and daughters in their pajamas went head to head in the middle of a public park.
53. Kiara Dade
Racims exists. But when it keeps happening to the same person on the same campus and no one sees it, it’s pretty much assumed that you’re making it up. Oh, and it’s not nice to assume that every white guy walking around campus is planing on shooting up the school. Very naughty.
Before #MeToo was a thing, Central Mass women started coming out of the closet to share their stories about the stranger who offered to pay them for sex.
51. Kelly Scamerico
Easily the most infamous scam artist in the South Shore. Isn’t afraid to pretend her kids have brain cancer, threaten other children, or