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Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments

Grizzled Northbridge Ratchet Steals From Donation Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth Entire Time, Moron Snowflakes Defend Her In Comments

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We’ve all seen the donation bins scattered around whatever town you live in. They’re meant for charity but in reality they always just end up becoming gigantic heaps of trash for degenerates who don’t wanna pay for city trash bags.


Or as some Worcester residents call it – treasure!

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Anyway, the only thing more ratchet than dropping off your trash outside of a donation bin is climbing into one and stealing what’s inside. Like this winner in Northbridge recently did:

Love the music. Amazing.

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But seriously, this is new level ratchetry. She not only reaches into the bin repeatedly to pull out bags of donated clothing:

She then takes the bags into her car, sorts through them, takes what she wants, and then puts the scraps back into the bin:

Oh, and extra grimy points for doing the whole thing with a cigarette butt hanging out of her mouth like she’s a mechanic explaining to you why you’re gonna need a new carburetor:

So I don’t even need to know anything about this chick to know she’s obviously got a scam going. This clearly was not her first time doing this either. She executed it like a pro. In and out. It was routine. More than likely she’s taking these and selling them on a yard sale site somewhere. But we only think that because Turtleboy lives in reality, and we expose people like this each and every day. Nothing surprises us anymore.

Other people aren’t as smart……

Do we think it’s OK to shame someone on social media who “needed these things?” Abso-freakin-lutely. Nothing is more effective at correcting degenerate behavior than a public shaming. Her hurt feelings don’t matter. She should be embarrassed and ashamed, and she likely is after seeing this. She doesn’t have a right to steal clothes from a donation bin just because she “needs” these things. That’s not how it works. They give them to Goodwill or whoever, and they sell it for as cheap as possible. She could’ve easily just bought them there since she has a) a car, b) money for tattoos, and c) money for cigarettes. She didn’t do this because she needed it. She did it because she’s got a scam in the works.

“This also makes me sad.”

See that quote right there? That statement is everything that is wrong with bleeding heart SJWs. Everything they do is based off of meaningless feelings. It makes her sad, therefore it’s OK. Plus, she “needs” the stuff, so rules and laws do not apply to her. But yea, you’re not enabling her or anything like that. It’s not like these ratchets prey on the weak-willed.

Then there’s this winner:

Yea Debbi, I’m sure that’s why she’s stealing the clothes. Because the Goodwill store is known for it’s price gouging. Brilliant mind right here:

That’s why she superglued her wedding ring to her nose.

When Cody pointed out how obviously this lady has a scam going, Jeff Small wasn’t having none of that:

Ya know who thinks a simple scam like this is far fetched? White people from the burbs who have never lived around real life ratchets before. Shockingly you’ll never guess who Jeff is engaged to:

Never saw that one coming!!

Luckily someone got her license plate, or as Debbie calls it “being hateful”:

Bringing people to justice who break the law = hateful. The sad part about that is that 99% of the judges appointed by Deval Patrick agree with her.

Turns out our premonition was right as usual:

Jen Birtz is apparently her name. Fortunately for her we couldn’t find her on Facebook. Then we realized she actually has a shared account with her mans:

Which of course means one of them cheated at some point, and this is the punishment.

But when we search for your name on Google and the first thing that comes up are the courthouse records:

We can conclude that you are indeed up to some sort of scam. Just sayin.


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10 Comment(s)
  • F that
    May 25, 2017 at 6:52 am

    All of that crap goes to Africa and other third world countries. It’s all pilled up into trucks like trash. They only exist to keep people dumping their junk in one “legal” area. I never thought I’d see someone actually stick there head in one of those. I promise you she will get her own in the form of bugs and god knows what else.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 25, 2017 at 1:27 am

    This lady works at a rehab, as evidenced by the outfit and badge she is wearing while doing the bin-skimming, and the Facebook page – now imagine that your loved on is a patient of hers. How likely do you think it is that she is:
    A. – giving them adequate treatment, and even worse,
    B. – stealing from them.
    Anyone willing to do the swan dive into the Goodwill bin is willing to swipe Grandmas jewelry, clothes, purse, pills, etc.

  • I am Turtle
    May 24, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    I Love the Turtle Boy, but this is the Journalistic Equivalent of Digging through the cast-off Bin for “Stories”…..Why does Turtle Boy even give these Vermin their “15 Minutes of Fame” by posting this dreck??? I am Dismayed that we live in a Society where people record video of crimes being committed, rather than using the (same )Phone to call the Police (as if this would even rate as any more than a Nuisance on the Priority list of the Po- Po)…. This wretched excuse for a Human Being is unlikely to be “Embarassed” by any of this, as it appears readily evident that she has No Shame, anyway. ” Less than pathetic ” is a good description of this woman, and the extent to which Turtle Boy will reach for “content”…. Turtle Boy can do better than wasting our time with this shit.. I read Turtle Boy for it’s Uplifting and Inspiring Observations of the Multi-faceted variations of Human Nature and Behavior; not this kind of Negative “reporting”. Musta been a slow News day…..

  • Fred
    May 24, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    That is not a donation bin. It is a for profit clothing cash cow owned by Mike Sweeney of CEntral auto body through his other company mint green planet. There is an investigation in itself. IS it stealing when it’s done from a scam ?

  • itsjustme
    May 24, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    What are the chances she is actually driving around with a valid license? Looks like she never bothered before.

  • In Nawthbrige it takes The Village
    May 24, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Would have told them to SMH but neither the perp who smells like old boxers or that Skankbag Debbie Page is goin anywhere near my Big Papi……..

  • I love Fiesty
    May 24, 2017 at 12:00 pm

    Think that’s feisty now she’s a
    Fashion designer

  • Hanginpossum
    May 24, 2017 at 11:55 am

    This is nothing. I’ve done a fair amount of volunteer work locally and I’ve seen time and again that pretty much all of the decent donations get taken by employees or volunteers. They may actually “purchase” the item for some nominal amount but the point is that the best stuff never reaches the sales floor, it ends up in consignment shops, antique stores, Craigslist etc. I’ve seen entire truckloads get sorted at the loading dock with all of the decent items going into pickup trucks of friends and family of the “volunteers.”

  • JustMe
    May 24, 2017 at 11:21 am

    I’m pretty sure that once it’s inside the donation box it’s Goodwills property.
    So yes, she is stealing.

  • Mark D
    May 24, 2017 at 11:10 am

    so people want to defend her stealing stuff and selling it for drug money? SMH…. Melissa Burdick nailed it – I hate this world.

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