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Hyannis News: As you will see in the following HN Video, there were some tense moments for HN early Saturday morning when a flatbed tow truck contracted with the state police nearly left the roadway twice on the way to tow another vehicle from a traffic stop. At one point in the video you can hear me pleading “no, no, no!” as the large truck crossed the fog line heading straight for a utility pole. HN was concerned for the driver, thinking he may have been falling asleep at the wheel.
At the traffic stop – at about 2:22 AM – on Route 28 near the airport in Hyannis, HN asked the tow truck driver if he was okay. He said he was all set, but something told me things were not all set, so I had a word with one of the troopers. Troopers gave the duty tow truck operator field sobriety tests and arrested him for operating under the influence. The driver had been working for Capeway Towing – a very honest and reputable no-nonsense local business – and I knew their management would not tolerate such reckless behavior from one of their drivers.
Capeway issued the following brief statement on their Facebook page:
This is great. It’s like Cape Cod’s version of Tom Duggan. I love and appreciate these self-made, independent vigilante reporters who listen to the police scanner and go to the story instead of waiting for the story to come to them. This is the anti-Kevin Cullen. These are guys out there who are actually “in the streets” and getting stories the MSM could never dream of. Much respect.
Besides that, I could not stop laughing at this video. But only because no one got died. This dude was driving a Goddamn tow truck and was clearly plastered. It was a killing machine and he’s lucky he didn’t hit anyone because he’d be facing murder charges. But, since no one died, I think it’s fair game to laugh at how hilarious this is. Grizzy McShitstain shows up to tow a car, and ends up getting a DUI. You can’t make this stuff up.
That moment when you realize your prestigious career as a tow truck driver is coming to an end……
He totally thought he was acting it too, since he miraculously managed not to fall on his ass…..
But you can see when the camera zooms in that most of the time he’s not even standing on the line. Oops!!
Better call Tony Salerno.
Didn’t take long for us to find out this winner’s name…..
Well good news for Brandon – now that your towing career is over, it’s never too late to pursue your true calling…..
Get it girl!!
He’s every bit the bag of cold, flaccid penises you dreamed he would be and more…
Grown ass man with a chinstrap. Might as well get a tattoo that says,
“She’s 16, but she’ll be 17 in September”on your forehead.
It’s remarkable that Capeway Towing ever hired this chinstrapped chucklefucker, as apparently they used the same background checks with him that the MSP did with Leigha Genduso…..
HAHAHHAHAHAH!! The Route 130 Boys!! Watch out y’all, it’s Mr. Steal Yo Domino’s coming to a neighborhood near you soon….
And he don’t tip either!!
He’s also got Google trophies for A&B….
So you can’t help but wonder, why didn’t Capeway Towing just punch his name into Google? We’re kind of past the stage where employers can plead ignorance anymore. But maybe, just maybe, he’s using a different name now….
The Brandon Fenton page hasn’t been used since 2014. Clean start perhaps? Hard to get a gig with those kind of trophies in your online cabinet.
He did have one person rushing to his defense on the Hyannis News Facebook page…..
Good point Mr. BigRig McSorley. Because he risks his life every day he’s allowed to get shitfaced and risk the lives of others. You also forgot to mention that your boy has a tendency to tag you in random shit on Facebook….
Cuz you’re besties and all.
Oh, and look who he’s a fan of…..
Awkward. Wonder if he’ll share this blog too….