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Gun Toting Oscar The Grouch Impersonator Endangered The Life Of A Five Year Old Girl And Receives Lightest Punishment There Is

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Prepare to get extrememly pissed off, people. When I read what the article on WMUR I  automatically went into an internal rage.

A 5-year-old girl was found sleeping in a bed of rotting food and trash with a loaded handgun, Manchester police said.

Manchester police said Thomas Gulledge, 29, gave police permission to go inside his Flaherty Lane apartment Wednesday night after a report of shots fired.

Police said they found deplorable conditions, including dog feces, trash, rotten food and flies inside the home. They also found a child sleeping in a bed filled with trash, rotting food and a loaded .45-caliber gun in a holster resting on her chest, police said.

“The officer stated that … there was dog feces, rotting trash, flies everywhere and rotting food,” Lt. Brian O’Keefe said. “He stated it’s one of the worst apartments he’s been in, as did other officers who arrived on the scene.”

The child wasn’t hurt. Police put her in the custody of a foster family.

Gulledge was charged with two counts of reckless conduct. He is scheduled to be arraigned Thursday.”

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with some people!? First of all, how the hell do you think it’s alright to have your home in such a state of disarray that police officers can all agree that it’s the worst they’ve ever seen when they’re Manchester cops and have been to every degenerate crack den in the city? There’s a very good change this guy could have a severe mental illness. Why else would he let the police search his home in the state it was in or put a loaded .45 on his kid’s chest? There’s literally no excuse for this behavior, though. Weren’t there family or friends in the picture? Where was the mom? Why didn’t she get custody?Surely someone would have known about this, making them equally at fault here.

Secondly, why is your 5 years old sleeping in her bed of trash, filth and feces with a loaded gun on her chest? Why? What purpose would that ever serve!? A five year old can barely wipe their own ass so don’t give me none of that “protection” bullshit. I know Manchester can be scary to some Gentrified Jenny-esq type people, but not scary enough to arm 5 year old ya fuckin’ numb nutted asshole.

Lastly, how the hell do you bring up an innocent little baby girl in a vermin infested, trash heap you call a home? How dare you? That child did nothing to deserve this, no child ever has. And to make this worse, you get off on two counts of reckless conduct!? That’s it? Not willful endangerment of the welfare child? That’s what this asshole did. He willfully endangered his daughter’s life in many, many ways. There’s at least 5 things he did to this poor kid that he should be charged for, so why is he getting off so light? Mr. Manchester believes that he may have been a rat. I looked high and low for any type of evidence to this theory, but I came up empty so if any of you know anything go ahead and rat to us about it. We won’t tell anyone. I feel like the dude was so far gone with whatever mental illness he has that they let him off lighter. Which I don’t agree with at all. No matter your mental state, you should be held accountable for your actions especially with those concerning a child.

This just makes no sense, especially when you hop onto his Facebook page. He looks like he really loves his daughter and is an  active, hands on father.

He appears to be just a normal dude, which of course anyone can pull off on the book but at the same time…whoa. He has pictures as new as June of his daughter getting awards at school. She doesn’t look dirty or anything. His house even appears to be livable. So what the hell happened?


I just don’t get it. He seems like this all American, hard working, pro drug testing welfare recipients, sportsball loving dude who turned out to be a God forsaken monster. I want to know more about how this happened and I’m sure you guys do too.If anyone knows this man, please message us at Turtleboy Sports Returns, TBNews, or Esther Manch on Facebook. I want to get down to the bottom of this so we can hopefully prevent anything like this happening again because the first step is knowing about something. Man, I feel so bad for this little girl. I truly hope that she remembers very, very little of this if any of it when she grows up. I really want to know where the family was, too. This is his cover photo of what appears to be his whole damn family 8 years ago…so where are they now? GFQ.



8 Comment(s)
  • Enquiring mind
    July 20, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    What was his bail? Who’s the judge, prosecuting attorney? Any google trophies? Its clear he’s from Alabama, no one north of the state is that into the roll tide, certainly not in the northeast. Who’s the baby mama? Where is the 5 year old now? What is NH version of the DCF and what is their take? It looks you have some homework to do, manch. I look forward to the series of posts related to this sick fuck.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 20, 2018 at 11:00 am

    Definitely something amiss here….. A 9mm is completely inappropriate for a 5 year old. He should have chosen a small frame revolver.

  • Victory Lane
    July 19, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    A few extra chromosomes in that family photo.

  • .
    July 19, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Third picture down you didn’t block the little girls face out.

  • Will Crusher
    July 19, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    Terrible situation, but not surprising in this state. Also, no amount of badly used instances of the word “literally” make you a better writer ok?

    • waitingforfollowup
      July 20, 2018 at 4:04 pm

      Oh shut the fuck up, she LITERALLY wrote it only once! You didn’t see the wrong word “Change” instead of “Chance” ?? 😉

  • y
    July 19, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    he prob figured the cops wouldn’t look for a gun under the child’s blanket…he figured wrong.

  • 2wEntEe
    July 19, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Yeah, there’s obviously something else going on here that’s not being disclosed to the public

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