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Guy Who Found Missing Springfield Man Achim Bailey’s Cellphone 12 Days After He Disappeared Has Been Selling iPhones On Facebook Yard Sales For Months

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Yesterday SSTG published a blog about missing Springfield man Achim Bailey, and the extremely shady guy named Dante Pagan who “found” his cellphone on the railroad tracks and turned it on despite the fact that it’s allegedly been there for 12 days.


Considering they don’t know each other, the fact that he’s so invested in this is bizarre. But the most important part to remember is that a cell phone left in the snow and rain for 12 days could not possibly function. Either someone else planted it there just minutes before he found it, or he brought it with him. You tell me which is more likely.

Well, we have a couple new developments. Exhibit A – it turns out that this guy has been selling cell phones on Facebook for months now.

I’m not saying that he robbed Achim for his iPhone and then killed him when Achim fought back, but the District Attorney of Hamden County might suggest that as a motive.

Then there’s exhibit B – his baby momma. Here’s what she wrote on the day that Achim disappeared.

And the next day.

And 4 days after that.

This man is clearly a shitty father, and that could be for a number of reasons. I’m not saying he ignores his family and steals iPhones to fuel a drug addiction, but a prosecutor certainly might suggest that as a motive.

Then there’s exhibit C.

A flashlight? Da fuq do you need a flashlight for? I’m not sure, but an ADA might suggest that he was moving a body or doing something nefarious under the cover of darkness.

Exhibit D is a video from Sam’s, the bar where Achim was kicked out of and last seen by his friends. There’s a guy who you can see following him in a hat in the video. I don’t think it’s Dante Pagan though, so I won’t embed it. A lot of people do though, and you can see it here if you want. I highly doubt that if Achim was killed that the guy who killed him followed him from the bar because he spilt a drink on him. After all, Aaron Hernandez died 2 years ago. I think he was wandering around in a terrible area down by the river, someone tried to rob him, and things got ugly. Perhaps they were trying to rob him for his iPhone.

Exhibit E is an interview that a man named Keno White, a local man known to help out in the community, who has been helping lead volunteer search parties for signs of Achim, did with Western Mass News. Keno, by all accounts, is a decent guy with good intentions, who got dragged into this by Dante. Watch.

“I don’t know this guy”

“He messaged me on Facebook”

“He had already turned it on”

Keno did NOT find the phone. Dante gave it to him because he’s been following the search groups on Facebook and identified Keno as a leader. If he were smart he would’ve just given Keno the phone and no one would know who he was. Or if he did it he should’ve thrown it in the river the night it happened. But because he loves the publicity he ran to the Find Achim page and bragged about being the one who found the phone.

Exhibit F – Dante took all his shady comments and posts down after we blogged about him. His page was wide open before, and you could go through day by day and see his 5 billion posts a day. Now you can’t see anything except for the most recent stuff, because he’s not smart enough to figure out how to hide his page completely.

Exhibit G – He posted the interview from Exhibit E an hour ago, because he can’t stop openly admiring his work.

A lot of people are saying, “Why would he be that dumb?” I give you exhibit H:

This is clearly a very stupid individual who has displayed violent and threatening tendencies, who is clearly emotionally unbalanced, who is obsessed with this story, AND who happened to find the cell phone which was functioning perfectly after being buried in snow for a week.

Then I will point out that it’s very, very, very common for killers to participate in the search for the people they killed. It gives them close proximity to law enforcement so they know what areas are being searched. Plus, sick fuckers like this like to admire their handiwork because they get off on it. Let me tell you a personal story to prove my point.

I was living in Worcester in 2008 when I woke up one night and a man was in my bedroom with no shirt on, with a bandana around his face. He demanded my car keys (it was 4 AM) and told me he wouldn’t kill me if I gave them to him. I told him I couldn’t see so I had to turn the light on (while shitting my pants). He, for whatever reason, stepped outside of the room so I barricaded the door and called the police. By the time they got there we tried to enter my roommates room but it was obstructed. The cops kicked it off it’s hinges and my roommate (who I didn’t know was home) woke up screaming, “don’t shoot me!”

The cops all thought I was a drug dealer who got robbed because the story was crazy as shit, and I’m sure in most of these cases that’s what happened. But then fifteen minutes later the cops were taking my info when another cop came in from outside and said, “there’s a guy outside asking if everything’s OK and we want you to take a look at him.” I had him take off his shirt and immediately recognized a tattoo. It was him. This is what dumb criminals do – they go back to the scene of the crime and offer to help.

I’m sure the Springfield Police are focusing on him as a subject and obviously haven’t told him yet. I don’t wanna blow up their investigation but talking about this shit is what we do. Plus, with all the evidence in these last two blogs there’s plenty of evidence against him. The cops start asking him questions and they’re going to get to the bottom of this. Without a body it’s harder, but you don’t need a body to arrest someone for murder.

15 Comment(s)
  • Huh?
    January 31, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Please explain to me why people are bothering Mr Keno.

  • HisAdmissionIsInThisBlog
    January 28, 2019 at 1:43 am

    One thing he said was that “and no I am not a suspect til what time I was there and everything”.
    Wow…. Wait a minute… Did he just admit to being in the bar that night? But saying that he had an alibi because maybe he was there until close? That would make sense now. A robbery gone bad.

  • SMH
    Avoid phone sellers
    January 27, 2019 at 12:26 am

    The only people sketchier than drug addicts are the drug dealers, and addicts selling phones and laptops.

  • Question
    January 26, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    How do he know it was the victim’s phone?

    • Geek Squad
      January 26, 2019 at 5:58 pm

      Because it rings when he calls the victim’s number and unlocks when he puts the victim’s thumb on it or waves the victim’s head in front of it.

  • Lookin’ out fur yer Bro
    January 26, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Run Dante, for the love of Christ, R-U-N run!!!

  • Diabetes Suck
    January 26, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Reading the comments with low blood sugar is really a trip. Even at 52 I’m still functioning well enough to know that this guy probably killed him to make a few bucks. String him up in the town square and let the crows pick him clean.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 26, 2019 at 11:36 am

    i bought a used I phone that came with a whole head so i could unlock it

  • Number 1 Suspect
    January 26, 2019 at 11:34 am

    This guy probably killed this poor schmuck over a potential 200 dollar iPhone sale. The needle is too good for him he did it.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 26, 2019 at 11:19 am

    This guy miight as well just head on over and surrender, I mean its pretty obvious he knows exactly wtf is going on. here is an example that with each generation of thugs and gangstas and ratchets, they get stupider and stupider. in 3 or 4 generations from now, they will be back to walking on all 4s and swinging from vines….

  • Forest Park
    January 26, 2019 at 10:15 am

    He took the post down but he was selling an iPhone and the phone included a waterproof case plus a severed thumb that went with it to unlock it. He said he bought it off a construction worker that needed money to cover some medical expenses which explained the thumb. Something seemed shady about the whole thing and he wouldn’t come down on price so I said fuckit.

    • ThinkTank
      January 26, 2019 at 11:11 am

      Did you see the thumb and if so what color was it? I don’t want to tell the cops how to do their job but if he’s still trying to sell just the thumb without the phone they can see if the dna matches if the body ever gets found. Plus if the body is missing a thumb the one that he had probably matches.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 26, 2019 at 11:11 am

      Uh oh, look out. The new iPhone use facial recognition to unlock.

      • G4dgetjunk!e2003
        January 26, 2019 at 11:30 am

        It actually has trouble telling Chinese and black people apart so it probably wasn’t setup

      • Rockets Redglare
        January 26, 2019 at 11:32 am

        When the police see your post and arrest this thirld word fuck I expect you to get credit for it. Nice problem solving skills!

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