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Hampshire College President Jonathan Lash Called The Amherst PD After Fox News’ Jesse Watters Confronted Him At His House In Must See Video

Fox News’ correspondant Jesse Watters took things a little too far when he confronted Hampshire President Jonathan Lash at home, but his point was still a valid one.

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The Hampshire College American flag saga is the story that keeps on giving. And now that Fox News is all over it, you can rest assured it won’t be going away until President Jonathan Lash finally gives in and does the right thing. After all, he gave in to a bunch of whiny SJW’s with no influence. Now that he’s being bombarded by veterans, police officers, and millions of Americans on social media, he’s gotta be shitting his pants.

The gutless thing about this guy is that he hasn’t come out and said anything since 1,500 people showed up to protest his cowardice at Hampshire on Sunday.


And when you go into hiding like this you’re practically begging Bill O’Reilly to send his goons after you – which is exactly what happened yesterday. O’Reilly has this David Schwimmer ripoff named Jesse Watters who goes after people like this.


And we’re not using that term figuratively either. He literally goes after them in his car. The Amherst Police Department received a call from Jonathan Lash two nights ago, saying that Fox News was harrassing him. And after watching this video you’ll understand why:

As much of a bag of dick sandwiches that Jonatahan Lash is, Jesse Watters obviously took that too far. It’s one thing to go to a man’s house. You have a right to do that. But you can’t be sticking your foot in the door like that. Especially after the guy asked him to move his foot several times. I was with him up until that part. After that you’ve given him the moral high ground, and you can never give these dolts the moral high ground. But then again he knew a poonstachio like Jonathan Lash would never do anything, like, defend his house, so he knew he there would be no repercussions for being an overly aggressive dickbag.

Other than that his line of questioning was fantastic:

Don’t you realize the country is laughing at you?”

Don’t you think you owe it to the veterans to explain yourself.”

I mean, that’s the truth. He just should’ve asked those questions without sticking his foot in the door. Because the country IS in fact laughing at Hampshire College. Hell, Turtleboy has been laughing at them for the last six months and everyone else is just late to the party. You gotta wonder if he knows this. I mean, he’s not stupid. Granted he works in a bubble, but when he goes online and he sees that even every left wing congressman has turned against him, he has to know that he’s making a fool of his school right?

Just look at the people he’s catering to:


This is “Sofia Anastasia”:



According to her, “literally millions” are in danger because of this flag flying at Hampshire College. That’s how stupid she is. Literally millions. In danger. Because of a flag. This is the type of person Jonathan Lash allowed to dictate policy at the school he is the President of. A white girl who looks like she’s a character from the Capitol in the Hunger Games.

And I had no idea until now that you can make up your own major at Hampshire. I knew they didn’t have grades, but when you see majors like this:


“Feminist Technoscience and Multi-Medium Modeling.” How are you supposed to take that seriously?

I also had no idea the town of Amherst didn’t fly the American flag either. Flying the flag of the UN is probably the most Amherst thing that’s ever happened to that town. So PC it hurts. Embrace other countries? Sounds multicultural. Embrace the country you live in? Sounds racist. Got it.

Anyway, the real question is, how did Jesse Watters find all those guys in Amherst who hate the town they live in?





He was just walking through town and found them all of them at the same diner? You know how many people in Amherst think like they do? It’s literally just the four of them. And somehow Jesse Watters found them all together. Either way, nice to see that some people there aren’t afraid to call out the insanity around them. And even nicer to see that Fox News isn’t gonna let up on this. Just don’t give these assbags the moral high ground, that’s all we’re asking.



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17 Comment(s)
  • maniac
    July 13, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    of course non of you racist bigots would get why the U.S. flag is oppressive. you live the life of privilege on a daily. eat ass

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 2, 2016 at 6:31 am

    Over the years I have had to work with a number of higher ed professors and administrators. While smart as a whip on their subject, many of them have the maturity level of a 10 year old. They are petty, vindictive and would stab anyone in the back for their own notoriety. Many of them live in an isolated world with very closed minds. This sniveling little weasel seems no different.

  • Adamada
    December 2, 2016 at 12:40 am

    Maybe some one can clear this up but at what point can you knock that piece of shit out I imagine once he puts his foot in the door that line is crossed? Its dark he sneaks up on you getting out of your car follows you to your door and then proceeds to put his foot in the door I would’ve slammed it on his foot maybe security off camera I don’t know story might have been slightly tweaked if that was my doorstep and don’t get me wrong this lash guy is beyond comment I imagine not the type to defend his home pussnozzle

    • Adamada
      December 2, 2016 at 12:43 am

      My apologies for the running sentence. That reporter got me fired up.

  • Dirk Diggler
    December 2, 2016 at 12:08 am

    Ugh what a bunch of bottom feeders you all are. Pathetic.

  • Reddog
    December 1, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Glad this is getting coverage. Hopefully it will bring some change. I think the tide is starting to turn in this country,and I hope all these SJWs will be swept out with it.

  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    December 1, 2016 at 9:10 pm

    Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Bernie studied Feminine Techoscience. Fact.

    • Turtle Girls Crab Nest
      December 1, 2016 at 9:39 pm

      I have to admit I’m Jealous of your blog name.

  • Libtard Slayer
    December 1, 2016 at 7:49 pm

    “Studied Feminist Technoscience and Multi-Medium Modeling”

    There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that this genius voted for Bernie Sanders. I wouldn’t want to pay off my student loans either if I majored in something as useless as “Feminist Technoscience” or “Multi-Medium Modeling”. Where exactly do you even get a job to use your new found intelligence in those fields? Oh yea, in the unemployment line.

    • Paul Larson
      December 1, 2016 at 8:15 pm

      Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Bernie were and are socialists.

      Paul Larson

  • Simple solutions
    December 1, 2016 at 7:31 pm

    I’m not big on Turtleboy doing current event stories but I’d enjoy an in depth story on Rosey O’McDonalds and that fat pigs digusting track record of being a failure. The nerve of her claiming Trumps little son is a retard goes beyond the lowest depths that I believed a human could reach. All kids, not just the President Elects are off limits.

  • Suck it SJWs
    December 1, 2016 at 5:55 pm

    If the American flag is just a “piece of cloth” then don’t cry or preach
    when someone displays the Confederate flag because that too
    is just colors on cloth. Figure it out idiots.

    • Paul Larson
      December 1, 2016 at 8:12 pm

      The Confederate flag was created by 11 Democratic governors. The Democrats were the pro-slavery party!

      Paul Larson

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 1, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Feminist technoscience??? What the fuck is that? Is she a dildo engineer?

  • Paul Larson
    December 1, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    I guess I have a right to burn the Soviet socialist Flag (Hammer and Sickle), as well as the National Socialist flag (Swastika) and the pro-slavery Democratic flag (the Confederate flag). Of course, the Democratic party is now the socialist party of America (Social Security, Medicare and Obamacare; how much choice do you have with these programs?). Socialism is the new slavery.

    Paul Larson

    • BobnMic
      December 1, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Yeah! You tell um!!!

      Speaking of slavery, am I wearing the chains tonight, or are you? I like when you call me Toby, and I say Kunta Kinte, and then… heh heh heh, you know… It goes all Mandingo from there…

  • cocomom
    December 1, 2016 at 11:07 am

    “..The Hunger Games…” HA! TurtleBoy, I love you.
    Also, according to snowflakes aka:SJWs, patriotic= white supremacist?? These douches gotta go.

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