Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Handicapped Man Gets Double Parked In By 7 News WHDH Reporter “On Assignment” Outside Rehab Facility In Downtown Boston


A Chelmsford woman and her husband were at the Mass General Cardiac Rehab in downtown Boston today after an extensive 90 minute rehab session. They came back to their vehicle to find themselves double parked into their handicapped spot by a WHDH 7News reporter, who was obviously very important.

Although he was able to wiggle himself in there, that’s not the point. The point is that double parking is illegal, especially when you do it to handicapped spots. What if this guy needed a ramp to get into the car? Fuck him I guess. That’s WHDH’s policy. They’re really important and the rules don’t apply to them when they are “on assignment.”

Double parking happens in cities, but you’re supposed to be in and out when you do it, and you’re not supposed to do it to handicapped spots. That’s just being a dick.

They have attempted to contact WHDH but haven’t heard back. And I highly doubt they’ll put geriatric “investigative” reporter Hank Philipi Ryan on this one. But I’d still like to shame this self important dooshnozzle, so if you can run license plates feel free to let me know who this car is registered to by emailing me at, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.



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104 Comment(s)
  • Para Pahlease
    April 3, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    How come you can roll around on your wheelchair for an hour while shopping but you can’t roll an extra 50 feet in the parking lot?

  • No fat crips
    April 3, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    There are 4 handicap parking spots near the entrance to a hiking trail near my house. Can someone please explain why a person needs a 12 foot head start for his 2 mile hike?

    • Ididyourwife
      April 10, 2021 at 12:24 am

      You do realize that some people that are handicapped are able to walk, right??? Also….. There’s these people on earth…… They did this crazy shit called serving in the military…. Now, follow me on this one….. Some of them, were shot or nearly blown up….. Now, because of that, they got this thing called a TBI. Because of that, they are considered handicapped.

      Here’s the thing. It doesn’t fucking effect you so I’m not sure why you’re even asking. But, since you’re too fuckin stupid to figure it out on your own, I’ll fill ya in…. It’s none of your god damn business why, who, or how someone uses a handicapped spot, as long as they’re doing so legally.

      In closing, do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor… MYOFB!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed anus
    April 2, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    I don’t knowTB, 1) The asshole that just finished his cardio rehab wasn’t really blocked in, he could drive straight out. 2) The cock driving the VW parked like 3 feet away from the door of the cherry 2008 Chevy Uplander. 3) Who the fuck buys a Chevy Uplander? I mean I get it, what if this guy been in a wheelchair, what if his disability was that he weighed more than his Chevy Uplander, what if he had mobility issues, but that’s a lot of what if’s. It can go the other way too, what if the cock in the VW only had 4 mins to pussy pound some ratchet, what if the cock in the VW was meeting the Wellington Circle Underwear Freak for a blowjob and some ass play and only had a few minutes? The world is full of what if’s, bottom line is he could easily get into that primo Uplander and pull it right out to get to Arby’s for a Baconator, large fry, and coke. Maybe stick to the ones that actually get fucked, not the “what if” ones.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Inflamed anus
      April 2, 2021 at 4:18 pm

      I forgot to mention, how many Adidas hats do the Chevy Uplander guy need, WTF!

  • Wiggers are an utter embarrassment
    April 2, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    “You talkin about yoself bitch.
    Theowing your jazz hands and. Jizzin on your girl which is yo mom.
    I done told you I patk at yo moms house every night.
    Fellas run a train on her and then drink all her liquor.
    She says you hide in your room and video tape the whole thing so you can masterbate to it.
    Next time I am skull fuckin yo mom be a tough guy and tell me to stop to my face.
    Lil pussy like you is too afraid thats why you ask where do you park your car.
    I intimidate you becauae you are a fag and you know it.
    Name a time and place and actually be there
    Lets see what happens from there BITCH”

    To think this was typed by a grown man

    A hopeless ,basement dwelling chomo Wigger but a grown man nonetheless

    • So Tough and Stupid Soy Boy
      April 3, 2021 at 12:15 am

      Tell me where you car is cuz you ant gonna do shit bitch
      I’ll take a shit and rub it in your vents and you still ant gonna do shit bitch.
      But please tell us all that lie again about how your insurance is going to fix 4 broken windows with no deductible hahaha nope not happening! You could try to break my jaw but you wouldn’t even get a punch in before you’re out cold twitch sleeping like a fool in the gutter!
      You ant gonna do shit you fucking pussy ass bitch. Now shut the fuck up before I ride off into the sunset with your girl on my hoverround you pussy!

  • Lame stream media
    April 2, 2021 at 10:56 am

    Anyone who believes even half of what they see, hear or read in the legacy media is dumber than a pile of rocks.

    Most of the women hired in today’s legacy media are just pretty ladies to get guys to tune in. My hunch is that they might even give great blowjobs to the hiring managers and execs but who knows for sure.

    The so called experienced reporters are mostly arrogant assholes who think their shit don’t stink.

    Then you have the real rags. Like that part online part print blend of trash down in western mass. Rhymes with Ass Lies. Fucking joke of a news source. They removed comments and begged for money to read certain articles.

    Fucking idiots.

    As much as some might not agree with everything turtle boy says at least he calls out others bullshit.

    The regular media is a joke.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    April 2, 2021 at 8:41 am

    Heh. The tags on that VW reporters car have been expired for almost a year. Hope the idiot gets lit up and gets a very hefty fine if not towed.

  • Brett Killoran is a chomo
    April 2, 2021 at 8:20 am

    I watched him suck a dick for an 8 ball of crack.

  • News Ladies
    April 2, 2021 at 1:47 am

    I swear, my 2 favorite big-boobied female anchors have had breast reductions: Vicki Graf and Vanessa Welch. Can anyone confirm?

  • Truth
    April 2, 2021 at 1:07 am

    George the n!gger Floyd died of a drug overdose

    • More Facks
      April 2, 2021 at 6:31 am

      He also held a loaded gun to a pregnant women’s belly & demanded money

      • Linda Coralyn
        An ode to george
        April 2, 2021 at 8:12 am

        George, George, George of the jungle
        Friend to you and me
        George George George of the jungle
        Watch out for that knee!!

        • soxrock191
          April 4, 2021 at 2:42 pm

          This rhyme has been stuck in my head for the past 3 hours. I don’t mind at all LMFAO

  • Whats New
    April 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    The Registry of Motor Vehicles said there would be no vehicle inspections Thursday in Massachusetts, the second-straight day inspections were halted due to a problem with a vendor that was attacked by digital malware, officials said.

    The agency confirmed the troubling news via Twitter on Thursday morning.

  • Jasper
    April 1, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Spray bottle with dot 5 brake fluid makes the paint shine

  • Only Open Spot Is HCP
    April 1, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    Why do the retards get all the good spots and never use them.

  • Hyper Sensitive Fag
    April 1, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Wah wajh wah
    I almost didnt get into my car excrpt I did. Wah wah wah
    I was gonna go to the Boston Marathon finish line in 2013 but I didnt but I could have been hurt.

    • Marky Mark
      April 1, 2021 at 10:18 pm

      And I was going to stop 9/11. Those smelly towelhead motherfuckers are lucky I wasn’t on that plane, shit never would have went down like that. I would have stomped their whombi sandnіgger heads in.

      • Asian BaseballBat Man
        April 1, 2021 at 10:41 pm

        All 4 foot 11 of you.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 1, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    An a hole parked right on top of me once in an empty parking lot. Went in through the passenger side to get in. Moved my car away, and made sure his side view mirror was hanging by the cord before I left. Have a nice day!

    • Vengeance
      April 2, 2021 at 7:25 am

      Yes, what a great feeling. Some a-hole once parked so close I had to enter passenger side. Keyed his door so violently (with a can opener I had in my car) that it was way more than scratched paint, I put a crease right into the metal. Vengeance always tastes so, so sweet.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 1, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    Carry some Citristrip in your car for such idiots and pour it on their hood.

  • Birth A Butt
    April 1, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    And yet this important person would be so upset if someone took a covid-aids-popeyes chicken sandwich dump on their front seat.
    Where have you gone Andrea Grocer
    A nation turns its brown eye to you…

  • Katie
    April 1, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Hello. I am “handicapped ” also ( deaf in 1 ear) *sigh* because of having that disability i go out of my WAY helping a handicaped person Around 1 year ago i was at DG puttin stuff in trunk of mu car i turned around as i was putting items in Trunk of my car (1976 Linconln IV) i turned around and HURRIED to door to open it for him! i thanked him very very sincerly

    • @katie
      April 1, 2021 at 9:01 pm

      U single?

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    April 1, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    Channel 7 news is like watching retarded high school kids produce their own morning news show.

    • hartf811
      But that Katie on channel 5
      April 2, 2021 at 1:38 pm

      On Meth with Metal Head speed rock music.

  • Boe Jiden
    I have to watch the weather...
    April 1, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    6x to figure out if it will be sunny or not.
    Unless it’s Pete Bouchard that guy tells like it is. His calm, soothing, and confident voice is reassuring. The guy seems to know his job. Tells the forecast as it is and i feel like i can rely on his forecast and plan my day.
    When the big titted model type broads in the tight dinner dresses step up with their tits hanging out like cabbages i feel like i haven’t a clue whether it snow in July or not. It’s about professionalism.
    That’s why i love Pete Bouchard.
    I’d use an umbrella if he told me but unfortunately umbrellas are for queers.

    • Pete Bouchard's Lover
      April 1, 2021 at 7:22 pm

      I always wondered who were the two people in the Pete Bouchard fan club.
      I knew his mother was in it, we all now know who the second person is.

      • Boe Jiden
        @pete bouchards lover (ie: me)
        April 1, 2021 at 7:34 pm

        I am merely an admirer. I appreciate his craft and skill. In a weather forecast world full of tight dresses and plump asses he forecasts the truth. His retreating hairline and middle school gym class physique is admirable.
        Fuck me for having a weather boy crush.
        I for one, stand for the truth in forecasting.

        • Hugh Mungous
          April 1, 2021 at 9:34 pm

          I totally concur, Every morning I watch Shiri Spears And I have no idea whether it’s going to rain snow or will be 90°. But Gawdalmighty she has a great rack

          • Marie Ritacco
            April 5, 2021 at 9:29 pm

            She has lopsided tits, looks like a real animal in the sack

  • Peter Dautel
    April 1, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    Still want a follow up to the two “minors” that “absconded” with the “emigre” from the “Middle East” that died, at their hands….

    • confused
      April 1, 2021 at 7:23 pm


  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    April 1, 2021 at 6:07 pm

    Fox25 Boston is the only news to watch in Boston…

    • Chris
      April 2, 2021 at 8:02 am

      Sadly, this is now the case. Ch. 5 is only viable because it has the best meteorologists, and the reason why I have it’s app. (The days of Chet & Natalie are long-gone.) WBZ 4 hasn’t rated high since Jack Williams retired, but is only still viable as the unofficial Patriots channel for over 60 yrs., as it aired the most Pats games to date as both an NBC and CBS affiliate. Most people never knew 7 existed until Ed Ansin (RIP) replicated what he did to Miami’s Ch. 7. Marty Walsh’s thuggery forced Newscorp. to trade Ch. 25 to Cox Comm. and rebrand it as “Boston 25”, with no reference to the FOX affiliation. His reward for ruining Beantown: Labor Secretary.

  • Boe Jiden
    News Media....
    April 1, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    Now reporting on the waning days of covid. The scare tactics have been employed and elevated the media to such an importance where rules don’t apply. The story as they tell… good, bad, indifferent, and mostly wrong needs to be told to the masses. Often which are fear inducing which inflates ratings and complicity in the masses.
    The news media much like society has become a bunch of self-serving deluded narcissists. They care not for facts, or truth, they seek likes, clicks, and shares.
    Where the media was once a bastion of truth and reporting has become a cess pool of perfectly manicured cunts promoting their own agenda.
    See: Chris Cuomo or any other stylistic cunt. Take your pick.

  • Southie617
    April 1, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    What happened to channel 7’s Alliana pinto???

    • Linda
      April 1, 2021 at 5:55 pm

      She got the boot because she did a bit part in a movie or commercial or something and Channel 7 had a hissy fit. Stopped watching Channel 7 when they did that. 7 Sucks.

  • License Plate 565 K
    April 1, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    TB, someone needs to run this plate. It would be pure Dumbass mentality if it’s personally owned by a TV reporter.

    Wait…..I request to recall my comment. I need to clarify that any TV reporter is by definition pure Dumbasses. My apologies to the comment section of this blog.

  • Observation
    April 1, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Just an observation, their reg validation sticker shows 2020. Looks like their registration is expired. Maybe they just use the “covid” excuse.

    • Linda Coralyn
      Done with this shit
      April 1, 2021 at 5:08 pm

      Excellent catch. They got a lot of ‘splaining to do

      • Fauw
        April 1, 2021 at 5:19 pm

        Registration is every two years nitwits

        • I hate stupid people
          April 1, 2021 at 5:36 pm

          FAUW,,,,if you’re gonna call people nitwits, get your facts straight and your head out of your ass… That plate expired in November 2020. If the sticker affixed is current then the Registration is EXPIRED

          • Lap of Luxury
            April 1, 2021 at 5:59 pm

            Actually it expired in May. Not sure where you got November, but the plate says May right on it. AND the registration sticker expires in the month of the last number on the plate ie: 456 ABC plate is a June registration. So that plate is almost a year expired.
            AND my guess is, that’s a fake report tag too. The person is not a reporter.

          • 13 Percenter Yo
            April 1, 2021 at 7:22 pm

            The reg sticker on my car is about 10 months off.
            I beat the mman every year for a month by getting the sticker on the first day of the m9nth after sticker has expired.

          • Self-Hater?
            April 2, 2021 at 7:47 am

            Chrissakes people c’mon. The car has a legal current registration expiring in June 2021, shown on the damn window sticker. Front plates do not need a sticker, in fact RMV only issues us a single sticker, to go on your rear plate. Having the 2020 sticker in front means that plate used to be on the rear last year but they flipped them for some reason. The front plate could have a 1986 tab and it means absolutely nothing. C’mon people.

    • Registry hackdouche
      April 1, 2021 at 5:18 pm

      Usually just the rear plate needs that sticker.

      • Linda
        April 1, 2021 at 6:01 pm

        That’s a very valid point. Is that an illegally attached plate? Why is there a sticker on the front plate. Good call.

      • BOOMER
        April 1, 2021 at 7:23 pm

        Back in my day it was required on both.

        • TidePodder
          April 2, 2021 at 10:42 am

          Not in my day – as in now.

          • Shut Up Whiney Millenial Faggot
            April 2, 2021 at 12:50 pm

            And your point is

  • I'm handy and wear a cap that's why I'm handicapped
    April 1, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    When someone does this to me I cut a nice hole in their tires. Smack my cane all over their car and slam my door into theirs over and over again no damage to my vehicle done or my favorite is my tiny tiny window punch tool. Dont want holes in your tires or dents scratches in your door? Dont take use or block a handicapped space. It does not matter who you think you are. Stop fucking with disabled people and their parking! It does not matter if the person does not look handicapped to you! You’re not a doctor and you dont know what that person has going on! They obviously have a plate or a placard for a reason! I love when I see nice new cars doing it. Especially them BMW, Audi, Mercedes doing it. When you put a nice hole in their tires more often than not the need to replace all 4 of them. Two nice window being blasted out nope insurance wont cover that with out that 500 to 1k deductible. Yes, yes, please call the cops and tell them the reason your car is fucked up is because you parked in a handicapped area. Not only will you get a nice fat ticket but you’re paying money out of packet for damages. Most people lease those cars so they have to pay for it or risk being charged 4x the amount by the dealership. Fuck with me or my fellow handicappers parking and I’m gonna set you back at least a grand for your shitty holier than you stupid behavior.

    • Forest Gump MoFo
      April 1, 2021 at 5:28 pm

      You ever fuck with my car, I would make sure that you were physically handicapped in addittion to being mentally handicapped.
      Break my windows and my insurance replaces them for free with no deductible.
      My fist breaking your jaw and nose will cost you plenty.

      • Ok
        April 1, 2021 at 6:44 pm

        So let me see if I’ve got this right. You’re admitting you park in handicap spots or block handicap cars in? Either you are the dumbest mother fucker alive or the laziest. Which is it?

        • Fortune Cookie
          April 1, 2021 at 7:18 pm

          Who admitted to anything.
          Now I know that a dumb fuck like you has had their nose broken before.

          • Keyboard warrior
            April 1, 2021 at 7:27 pm

            Step away from the keyboard and put the hot pockets down you pussy

          • Break Your Jaw In 60 Seconds
            April 1, 2021 at 8:13 pm

            I wouldnt go near your moms hot pocket. Thats your job odePUSS

          • This isn't Grindr so stop talking about touching other men
            April 1, 2021 at 8:24 pm

            We both know you are a cowardly little clownshoe that has probably never thrown hands

            And you really are the dumbest motherfucker to think telling people you park in handicap spaces and would fight a disabled person would impress them

          • Your Jaw Still Hurts
            April 1, 2021 at 10:04 pm

            I threw a fist up yo moms snatch then I threw another fist and broke her jaw as I came in her mouth true ATM style.

          • Break Your Jaw In 60 Seconds
            April 1, 2021 at 10:17 pm

            Foot,elbow, knee or fist .
            Very easy to

          • Anonymous tough guy
            April 2, 2021 at 3:05 am

            “Yo moms”

            Okay,so we have established that you think you are a Smoke,like to threaten disabled people and find mom jokes funny

            Are you 12 or retarded?

          • Break Your Jaw In 60 Seconds
            April 2, 2021 at 12:52 pm

            So you admit that you cant read and are definetely retarded

          • You Brainless Muppet
            April 2, 2021 at 3:22 pm


      • Internet road rage
        April 1, 2021 at 7:25 pm


      • Deputy Fife
        April 1, 2021 at 7:40 pm

        I hope you enjoy the sucking chest wound from my 9mm, because you were giving a beat down to a poor defenseless handicapped person. The fact I couldn’t defend myself, because I am elderly, and unable to flee your beating, because I am handicapped, will exonerate me from the double tap to your chest and abdomen, smart ass.

        • Keep Talkin Senile Joe
          April 2, 2021 at 2:26 am

          After I slap you around and shoot you with your own weapon.
          I hope you like the sound of me filling your wifes gsping hole with hot cream.

      • I'm handy and wear a cap
        April 1, 2021 at 10:34 pm

        Tell me where you car is cuz you ant gonna do shit bitch
        I’ll take a shit and rub it in your vents and you still ant gonna do shit bitch.
        But please tell us all that lie again about how your insurance is going to fix 4 broken windows with no deductible hahaha nope not happening! You could try to break my jaw but you wouldn’t even get a punch in before you’re out cold twitch sleeping like a fool in the gutter!
        You ant gonna do shit you fucking pussy ass bitch. Now shut the fuck up before I ride off into the sunset with your girl on my hoverround you pussy!

        • Jigga You Aint Shit
          April 2, 2021 at 1:11 am

          Lil fag is gonna throw his jazz hands. Oh wow ima scared.
          I will knock you out before your big lips finish tellin me how you will knock me out.
          After I thouroughly best you and curb stomp you, I will go assasinste your whore mom for having the temerity to shit you out her rancid whore snatch.
          I park my car in your moms garage at night.
          Its a Mercedes 15 passenger Sprinter. Me and the crew run a trsin on that sloppy bitch every night

          • You're not tough you're a wigga
            April 2, 2021 at 7:12 am

            You are not gonna do shit. Yoire not tough because if you were you would tell me where your car is. Mr tough stuff talks a good one bit is afraid to tell me where his car is.
            You wont curb stomp shit. You’re just some internet pussy who hides behind his phone keys. You little pussy you sound like a little tap tap dog. All bark and no bite. You’re afraid to get beat up. Speaking of jazz hands. You done finger blasting your ass yet? If you were tough which you are not you wouldn’t be on the internet bragging about it!
            Oh no you said some lame words about my mother. That’s how I can tell your a scary ass little bitch. The only people who talk about thrown hands are dirty little wiggas!
            You dirty little Wigga. You disgrace to the race wanna be. little faggot we know you suck cock and take it bare in the ass. So again tough guy tell me where your car is so I can fuck it up and watch you do absolutely nothing about it or shut your cock sucker. You wont do shit little pussy.

          • Dude Wheres Yo Csr At BitchBoi
            April 2, 2021 at 12:59 pm

            You talkin about yoself bitch.
            Theowing your jazz hands and. Jizzin on your girl which is yo mom.
            I done told you I patk at yo moms house every night.
            Fellas run a train on her and then drink all her liquor.
            She says you hide in your room and video tape the whole thing so you can masterbate to it.
            Next time I am skull fuckin yo mom be a tough guy and tell me to stop to my face.
            Lil pussy like you is too afraid thats why you ask where do you park your car.
            I intimidate you becauae you are a fag and you know it.
            Name a time and place and actually be there.
            Lets see what happens from there BITCH

  • Rte2tentresident
    April 1, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    “What if he needed a ramp?” Then there would be big signs on the van saying RAMP DO NOT BLOCK. Why couldn’t the person taking the pics get in and move the car forward 5 feet? Most people would solve this slight inconvenience in 60 seconds and be on their way. These guys want to build a church. Hot tip: If you get too large to get in and out of your car don’t start looking for other people to blame.

    • Boston Irish
      April 1, 2021 at 4:33 pm

      He could of drove forward and got out easily. He’s the ratchet

      • Linda
        April 1, 2021 at 6:04 pm

        Hey dumbasses, READ. He got out fine. It was getting IN that was the problem. He went in for rehab, and came out to find that shitebag fake reporter car blocking his door.
        Blame the victim. Yeah that’s the liberal way.

  • Jaja
    April 1, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Still looking for that ride guys….

  • Dr Charmie Curry, Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at Wellesley Schools
    April 1, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    Why would an employee of ch 7 put that sign in their car window, in the first place.
    Do the Boston meter maids ignore double parking, when done by a member of the media?

  • Bill Loney
    April 1, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Local news is all about T&A these days. It’s 80% women under thirty with large breasts. So much for equal opportunity.

  • Fauw
    April 1, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    This is a stretch. The guy clearly had room to get into his vehicle and plenty of space to pull away. The whole street appears to be double parked. Slow news day?

    • Who in holy christ is still watching news broadcasts?
      April 1, 2021 at 2:53 pm

      You obviously don’t need to load and unload into your vehicle from a wheelchair, because if you did, maybe your brain could comprehend why this Channel 7 employee’s parking job was asshole-ish at best and illegal at worst.

      • Fauw
        April 1, 2021 at 4:24 pm

        Nowhere in the article does it say this person was in a wheelchair. Good job assuming every handicapped person is in a wheelchair though. Clearly the driver had plenty of room to get into the car.

        • Fauw
          April 1, 2021 at 5:16 pm

          Also, if we are going to be sticklers, this guy is also illegally parked. He is past the parking sign and hugging the entrance. Soooooo everybody find something better to do. This isn’t news. This is old lady yelling at sky.

          • Who in holy christ is still watching news broadcasts?
            April 1, 2021 at 6:13 pm

            You’re a sad little person who apparently is unable to process absolute truths, such as: 1) You don’t park illegally nor too closely to a vehicle in a handicap space so as to create an unnecessary burden on its occupant. Most principled and moral human beings can grasp this concept but you seem incapable. My guess is you are a Liberal who has low testosterone levels and had morons for parents.

        • Anxious Toil
          April 1, 2021 at 11:17 pm

          For some people, their only handicap is from the shoulders up.

  • Randy Goldklank’s Handcuffs Google her, kids !!
    April 1, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    When was the last time anyone under 65 watched “local news “ ? They must really believe it’s still 1975 and people even remotely kinda respect “news channels” and are familiar with the news readers like Chet and Natalie or whatever douche bags are yakking about a kitty stuck in a tree or some borderline retarded boon who won the city Science Fair by showing up with a ball of tin foil glued to a stick and everyone pretends it a genius invention to collect electricity from the atmosphere or some other bullshit.

    • chet
      April 1, 2021 at 3:02 pm

      Natalie always came (CUM) across as an member of the master race.

      • Natalie
        April 1, 2021 at 3:05 pm

        Chet was a ASS, that’s why I cheated on him for years

        April 1, 2021 at 3:29 pm

        I love to watch channel five traffic, Katie is fucking hot……

        • Dick GoZinya
          April 1, 2021 at 4:14 pm

          Channel 7 clearly has the lead in the hottest chicks on the TV news category? Amaka Ubaka? WTF hot. The weather girl aint half bad either…

          • Sentor Ed M
            April 1, 2021 at 8:26 pm

            Remember when Natalie asked Dukakis “how are WE doing in the polls” when running against Bush in the presidential election.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 1, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    Always have 13/4 “” sidewall screws in your vehicle, place them snug behind the tires so when the offending azzhole pulls out they are Guaranteed of only getting a few miles before getting a flat. By the way, American media sucks but Keke Vencill is definitely a hottie

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    April 1, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    What’s the big deal?

    If it wasn’t for the handicapped I’d never find a place to park!

  • Mike Barnicle's Fatty Liver
    April 1, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    We local journalists don’t live by the same rules as you common apes. Step aside! We are reporting very important stories here, people.

    • Dave Shaughnessy
      April 1, 2021 at 7:20 pm

      Well said, Mike! These rubes can’t comprehend the art and joy of smugly criticizing a losing team in a dying and generally irrelevant sport.

  • R Lee Ermey
    April 1, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    Shouldn’t be too difficult to look up the plate and call out exactly which member of the whdh team is the asshat…

  • Malcolm the tenth
    April 1, 2021 at 1:48 pm

    O/T Monica Cannon Grant is a co- author of an op-Ed in the herald as to what working people should do with their stimulus $, TB this is chum in the water , the great black whale has resurfaced!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      April 1, 2021 at 3:14 pm

      Dat’s right, bitch. Send me your stimulus check you rich white mutha fucka. Regardless of how many white penises you ride, and I ain’t mad at you because if you riding that mother fucka for a credit score get you that house boo. Get you that 40 acres and a mule

  • Scoop McButternuts
    April 1, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    No time to find a legit spot. Was on assignment to find some white racist stories!

    • Coke
      April 1, 2021 at 5:29 pm

      So act less white and steal his csr stereo

  • Ron Jeremy
    April 1, 2021 at 1:28 pm

    If that was me, I would have definitely slammed my door into this Channel 7 car and put a nice, handsome dent into their door.

    • Dave Lind
      April 2, 2021 at 8:43 am

      why take the chance of damaging your own door? I prefer to use my vehicle for leverage and donkey kick the middle of the assholes door.

  • Observer
    April 1, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    Channel 7 is the worst of the worst.
    I don’t know any of the news “personalities” on 4,5,7 anymore.
    No great loss.

  • Ratchet Rollins
    April 1, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    Get on that RAPIST Alvin Campbell story TB.
    He is politically connected so 9 times aint a thang.

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