A Chelmsford woman and her husband were at the Mass General Cardiac Rehab in downtown Boston today after an extensive 90 minute rehab session. They came back to their vehicle to find themselves double parked into their handicapped spot by a WHDH 7News reporter, who was obviously very important.
Although he was able to wiggle himself in there, that’s not the point. The point is that double parking is illegal, especially when you do it to handicapped spots. What if this guy needed a ramp to get into the car? Fuck him I guess. That’s WHDH’s policy. They’re really important and the rules don’t apply to them when they are “on assignment.”
Double parking happens in cities, but you’re supposed to be in and out when you do it, and you’re not supposed to do it to handicapped spots. That’s just being a dick.
They have attempted to contact WHDH but haven’t heard back. And I highly doubt they’ll put geriatric “investigative” reporter Hank Philipi Ryan on this one. But I’d still like to shame this self important dooshnozzle, so if you can run license plates feel free to let me know who this car is registered to by emailing me at turtleboysports@gmail.com, or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.
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How come you can roll around on your wheelchair for an hour while shopping but you can’t roll an extra 50 feet in the parking lot?
There are 4 handicap parking spots near the entrance to a hiking trail near my house. Can someone please explain why a person needs a 12 foot head start for his 2 mile hike?
You do realize that some people that are handicapped are able to walk, right??? Also….. There’s these people on earth…… They did this crazy shit called serving in the military…. Now, follow me on this one….. Some of them, were shot or nearly blown up….. Now, because of that, they got this thing called a TBI. Because of that, they are considered handicapped.
Here’s the thing. It doesn’t fucking effect you so I’m not sure why you’re even asking. But, since you’re too fuckin stupid to figure it out on your own, I’ll fill ya in…. It’s none of your god damn business why, who, or how someone uses a handicapped spot, as long as they’re doing so legally.
In closing, do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor… MYOFB!
I donāt knowTB, 1) The asshole that just finished his cardio rehab wasnāt really blocked in, he could drive straight out. 2) The cock driving the VW parked like 3 feet away from the door of the cherry 2008 Chevy Uplander. 3) Who the fuck buys a Chevy Uplander? I mean I get it, what if this guy been in a wheelchair, what if his disability was that he weighed more than his Chevy Uplander, what if he had mobility issues, but thatās a lot of what ifās. It can go the other way too, what if the cock in the VW only had 4 mins to pussy pound some ratchet, what if the cock in the VW was meeting the Wellington Circle Underwear Freak for a blowjob and some ass play and only had a few minutes? The world is full of what ifās, bottom line is he could easily get into that primo Uplander and pull it right out to get to Arbyās for a Baconator, large fry, and coke. Maybe stick to the ones that actually get fucked, not the āwhat ifā ones.
I forgot to mention, how many Adidas hats do the Chevy Uplander guy need, WTF!
“You talkin about yoself bitch.
Theowing your jazz hands and. Jizzin on your girl which is yo mom.
I done told you I patk at yo moms house every night.
Fellas run a train on her and then drink all her liquor.
She says you hide in your room and video tape the whole thing so you can masterbate to it.
Next time I am skull fuckin yo mom be a tough guy and tell me to stop to my face.
Lil pussy like you is too afraid thats why you ask where do you park your car.
I intimidate you becauae you are a fag and you know it.
Name a time and place and actually be there
Lets see what happens from there BITCH”
To think this was typed by a grown man
A hopeless ,basement dwelling chomo Wigger but a grown man nonetheless
Tell me where you car is cuz you ant gonna do shit bitch
Iāll take a shit and rub it in your vents and you still ant gonna do shit bitch.
But please tell us all that lie again about how your insurance is going to fix 4 broken windows with no deductible hahaha nope not happening! You could try to break my jaw but you wouldnāt even get a punch in before youāre out cold twitch sleeping like a fool in the gutter!
You ant gonna do shit you fucking pussy ass bitch. Now shut the fuck up before I ride off into the sunset with your girl on my hoverround you pussy!
Anyone who believes even half of what they see, hear or read in the legacy media is dumber than a pile of rocks.
Most of the women hired in todayās legacy media are just pretty ladies to get guys to tune in. My hunch is that they might even give great blowjobs to the hiring managers and execs but who knows for sure.
The so called experienced reporters are mostly arrogant assholes who think their shit donāt stink.
Then you have the real rags. Like that part online part print blend of trash down in western mass. Rhymes with Ass Lies. Fucking joke of a news source. They removed comments and begged for money to read certain articles.
Fucking idiots.
As much as some might not agree with everything turtle boy says at least he calls out others bullshit.
The regular media is a joke.
Heh. The tags on that VW reporters car have been expired for almost a year. Hope the idiot gets lit up and gets a very hefty fine if not towed.
I watched him suck a dick for an 8 ball of crack.
I swear, my 2 favorite big-boobied female anchors have had breast reductions: Vicki Graf and Vanessa Welch. Can anyone confirm?
George the n!gger Floyd died of a drug overdose
He also held a loaded gun to a pregnant women’s belly & demanded money
George, George, George of the jungle
Friend to you and me
George George George of the jungle
Watch out for that knee!!
This rhyme has been stuck in my head for the past 3 hours. I donāt mind at all LMFAO
The Registry of Motor Vehicles said there would be no vehicle inspections Thursday in Massachusetts, the second-straight day inspections were halted due to a problem with a vendor that was attacked by digital malware, officials said.
The agency confirmed the troubling news via Twitter on Thursday morning.
Spray bottle with dot 5 brake fluid makes the paint shine
Why do the retards get all the good spots and never use them.
Wah wajh wah
I almost didnt get into my car excrpt I did. Wah wah wah
I was gonna go to the Boston Marathon finish line in 2013 but I didnt but I could have been hurt.
And I was going to stop 9/11. Those smelly towelhead motherfuckers are lucky I wasn’t on that plane, shit never would have went down like that. I would have stomped their whombi sandnŃgger heads in.
All 4 foot 11 of you.
An a hole parked right on top of me once in an empty parking lot. Went in through the passenger side to get in. Moved my car away, and made sure his side view mirror was hanging by the cord before I left. Have a nice day!
Yes, what a great feeling. Some a-hole once parked so close I had to enter passenger side. Keyed his door so violently (with a can opener I had in my car) that it was way more than scratched paint, I put a crease right into the metal. Vengeance always tastes so, so sweet.
Carry some Citristrip in your car for such idiots and pour it on their hood.
And yet this important person would be so upset if someone took a covid-aids-popeyes chicken sandwich dump on their front seat.
Where have you gone Andrea Grocer
A nation turns its brown eye to you…
Hello. I am “handicapped ” also ( deaf in 1 ear) *sigh* because of having that disability i go out of my WAY helping a handicaped person Around 1 year ago i was at DG puttin stuff in trunk of mu car i turned around as i was putting items in Trunk of my car (1976 Linconln IV) i turned around and HURRIED to door to open it for him! i thanked him very very sincerly
U single?
Channel 7 news is like watching retarded high school kids produce their own morning news show.
On Meth with Metal Head speed rock music.
6x to figure out if it will be sunny or not.
Unless it’s Pete Bouchard that guy tells like it is. His calm, soothing, and confident voice is reassuring. The guy seems to know his job. Tells the forecast as it is and i feel like i can rely on his forecast and plan my day.
When the big titted model type broads in the tight dinner dresses step up with their tits hanging out like cabbages i feel like i haven’t a clue whether it snow in July or not. It’s about professionalism.
That’s why i love Pete Bouchard.
I’d use an umbrella if he told me but unfortunately umbrellas are for queers.
I always wondered who were the two people in the Pete Bouchard fan club.
I knew his mother was in it, we all now know who the second person is.
I am merely an admirer. I appreciate his craft and skill. In a weather forecast world full of tight dresses and plump asses he forecasts the truth. His retreating hairline and middle school gym class physique is admirable.
Fuck me for having a weather boy crush.
I for one, stand for the truth in forecasting.
I totally concur, Every morning I watch Shiri Spears And I have no idea whether itās going to rain snow or will be 90Ā°. But Gawdalmighty she has a great rack
She has lopsided tits, looks like a real animal in the sack
Still want a follow up to the two āminorsā that āabscondedā with the āemigreā from the āMiddle Eastā that died, at their hands….
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Fox25 Boston is the only news to watch in Boston…
Sadly, this is now the case. Ch. 5 is only viable because it has the best meteorologists, and the reason why I have itās app. (The days of Chet & Natalie are long-gone.) WBZ 4 hasnāt rated high since Jack Williams retired, but is only still viable as the unofficial Patriots channel for over 60 yrs., as it aired the most Pats games to date as both an NBC and CBS affiliate. Most people never knew 7 existed until Ed Ansin (RIP) replicated what he did to Miamiās Ch. 7. Marty Walshās thuggery forced Newscorp. to trade Ch. 25 to Cox Comm. and rebrand it as āBoston 25ā, with no reference to the FOX affiliation. His reward for ruining Beantown: Labor Secretary.
Now reporting on the waning days of covid. The scare tactics have been employed and elevated the media to such an importance where rules don’t apply. The story as they tell… good, bad, indifferent, and mostly wrong needs to be told to the masses. Often which are fear inducing which inflates ratings and complicity in the masses.
The news media much like society has become a bunch of self-serving deluded narcissists. They care not for facts, or truth, they seek likes, clicks, and shares.
Where the media was once a bastion of truth and reporting has become a cess pool of perfectly manicured cunts promoting their own agenda.
See: Chris Cuomo or any other stylistic cunt. Take your pick.
What happened to channel 7ās Alliana pinto???
She got the boot because she did a bit part in a movie or commercial or something and Channel 7 had a hissy fit. Stopped watching Channel 7 when they did that. 7 Sucks.
TB, someone needs to run this plate. It would be pure Dumbass mentality if it’s personally owned by a TV reporter.
Wait…..I request to recall my comment. I need to clarify that any TV reporter is by definition pure Dumbasses. My apologies to the comment section of this blog.
Just an observation, their reg validation sticker shows 2020. Looks like their registration is expired. Maybe they just use the ācovidā excuse.
Excellent catch. They got a lot of āsplaining to do
Registration is every two years nitwits
FAUW,,,,if youāre gonna call people nitwits, get your facts straight and your head out of your ass… That plate expired in November 2020. If the sticker affixed is current then the Registration is EXPIRED
Actually it expired in May. Not sure where you got November, but the plate says May right on it. AND the registration sticker expires in the month of the last number on the plate ie: 456 ABC plate is a June registration. So that plate is almost a year expired.
AND my guess is, that’s a fake report tag too. The person is not a reporter.
The reg sticker on my car is about 10 months off.
I beat the mman every year for a month by getting the sticker on the first day of the m9nth after sticker has expired.
Chrissakes people cāmon. The car has a legal current registration expiring in June 2021, shown on the damn window sticker. Front plates do not need a sticker, in fact RMV only issues us a single sticker, to go on your rear plate. Having the 2020 sticker in front means that plate used to be on the rear last year but they flipped them for some reason. The front plate could have a 1986 tab and it means absolutely nothing. Cāmon people.
Usually just the rear plate needs that sticker.
That’s a very valid point. Is that an illegally attached plate? Why is there a sticker on the front plate. Good call.
Back in my day it was required on both.
Not in my day – as in now.
And your point is
When someone does this to me I cut a nice hole in their tires. Smack my cane all over their car and slam my door into theirs over and over again no damage to my vehicle done or my favorite is my tiny tiny window punch tool. Dont want holes in your tires or dents scratches in your door? Dont take use or block a handicapped space. It does not matter who you think you are. Stop fucking with disabled people and their parking! It does not matter if the person does not look handicapped to you! You’re not a doctor and you dont know what that person has going on! They obviously have a plate or a placard for a reason! I love when I see nice new cars doing it. Especially them BMW, Audi, Mercedes doing it. When you put a nice hole in their tires more often than not the need to replace all 4 of them. Two nice window being blasted out nope insurance wont cover that with out that 500 to 1k deductible. Yes, yes, please call the cops and tell them the reason your car is fucked up is because you parked in a handicapped area. Not only will you get a nice fat ticket but you’re paying money out of packet for damages. Most people lease those cars so they have to pay for it or risk being charged 4x the amount by the dealership. Fuck with me or my fellow handicappers parking and I’m gonna set you back at least a grand for your shitty holier than you stupid behavior.
You ever fuck with my car, I would make sure that you were physically handicapped in addittion to being mentally handicapped.
Break my windows and my insurance replaces them for free with no deductible.
My fist breaking your jaw and nose will cost you plenty.
So let me see if I’ve got this right. You’re admitting you park in handicap spots or block handicap cars in? Either you are the dumbest mother fucker alive or the laziest. Which is it?
Who admitted to anything.
Now I know that a dumb fuck like you has had their nose broken before.
Step away from the keyboard and put the hot pockets down you pussy
I wouldnt go near your moms hot pocket. Thats your job odePUSS
We both know you are a cowardly little clownshoe that has probably never thrown hands
And you really are the dumbest motherfucker to think telling people you park in handicap spaces and would fight a disabled person would impress them
I threw a fist up yo moms snatch then I threw another fist and broke her jaw as I came in her mouth true ATM style.
Foot,elbow, knee or fist .
Very easy to
“Yo moms”
Okay,so we have established that you think you are a Smoke,like to threaten disabled people and find mom jokes funny
Are you 12 or retarded?
So you admit that you cant read and are definetely retarded
*Definitely
Pussbag
I hope you enjoy the sucking chest wound from my 9mm, because you were giving a beat down to a poor defenseless handicapped person. The fact I couldn’t defend myself, because I am elderly, and unable to flee your beating, because I am handicapped, will exonerate me from the double tap to your chest and abdomen, smart ass.
After I slap you around and shoot you with your own weapon.
I hope you like the sound of me filling your wifes gsping hole with hot cream.
Tell me where you car is cuz you ant gonna do shit bitch
I’ll take a shit and rub it in your vents and you still ant gonna do shit bitch.
But please tell us all that lie again about how your insurance is going to fix 4 broken windows with no deductible hahaha nope not happening! You could try to break my jaw but you wouldn’t even get a punch in before you’re out cold twitch sleeping like a fool in the gutter!
You ant gonna do shit you fucking pussy ass bitch. Now shut the fuck up before I ride off into the sunset with your girl on my hoverround you pussy!
Lil fag is gonna throw his jazz hands. Oh wow ima scared.
I will knock you out before your big lips finish tellin me how you will knock me out.
After I thouroughly best you and curb stomp you, I will go assasinste your whore mom for having the temerity to shit you out her rancid whore snatch.
I park my car in your moms garage at night.
Its a Mercedes 15 passenger Sprinter. Me and the crew run a trsin on that sloppy bitch every night
You are not gonna do shit. Yoire not tough because if you were you would tell me where your car is. Mr tough stuff talks a good one bit is afraid to tell me where his car is.
You wont curb stomp shit. You’re just some internet pussy who hides behind his phone keys. You little pussy you sound like a little tap tap dog. All bark and no bite. You’re afraid to get beat up. Speaking of jazz hands. You done finger blasting your ass yet? If you were tough which you are not you wouldn’t be on the internet bragging about it!
Oh no you said some lame words about my mother. That’s how I can tell your a scary ass little bitch. The only people who talk about thrown hands are dirty little wiggas!
You dirty little Wigga. You disgrace to the race wanna be. little faggot we know you suck cock and take it bare in the ass. So again tough guy tell me where your car is so I can fuck it up and watch you do absolutely nothing about it or shut your cock sucker. You wont do shit little pussy.
You talkin about yoself bitch.
Theowing your jazz hands and. Jizzin on your girl which is yo mom.
I done told you I patk at yo moms house every night.
Fellas run a train on her and then drink all her liquor.
She says you hide in your room and video tape the whole thing so you can masterbate to it.
Next time I am skull fuckin yo mom be a tough guy and tell me to stop to my face.
Lil pussy like you is too afraid thats why you ask where do you park your car.
I intimidate you becauae you are a fag and you know it.
Name a time and place and actually be there.
Lets see what happens from there BITCH
“What if he needed a ramp?” Then there would be big signs on the van saying RAMP DO NOT BLOCK. Why couldn’t the person taking the pics get in and move the car forward 5 feet? Most people would solve this slight inconvenience in 60 seconds and be on their way. These guys want to build a church. Hot tip: If you get too large to get in and out of your car don’t start looking for other people to blame.
He could of drove forward and got out easily. Heās the ratchet
Hey dumbasses, READ. He got out fine. It was getting IN that was the problem. He went in for rehab, and came out to find that shitebag fake reporter car blocking his door.
Blame the victim. Yeah that’s the liberal way.
Still looking for that ride guys….
Why would an employee of ch 7 put that sign in their car window, in the first place.
Do the Boston meter maids ignore double parking, when done by a member of the media?
Local news is all about T&A these days. It’s 80% women under thirty with large breasts. So much for equal opportunity.
This is a stretch. The guy clearly had room to get into his vehicle and plenty of space to pull away. The whole street appears to be double parked. Slow news day?
You obviously don’t need to load and unload into your vehicle from a wheelchair, because if you did, maybe your brain could comprehend why this Channel 7 employee’s parking job was asshole-ish at best and illegal at worst.
Nowhere in the article does it say this person was in a wheelchair. Good job assuming every handicapped person is in a wheelchair though. Clearly the driver had plenty of room to get into the car.
Also, if we are going to be sticklers, this guy is also illegally parked. He is past the parking sign and hugging the entrance. Soooooo everybody find something better to do. This isnāt news. This is old lady yelling at sky.
You’re a sad little person who apparently is unable to process absolute truths, such as: 1) You don’t park illegally nor too closely to a vehicle in a handicap space so as to create an unnecessary burden on its occupant. Most principled and moral human beings can grasp this concept but you seem incapable. My guess is you are a Liberal who has low testosterone levels and had morons for parents.
For some people, their only handicap is from the shoulders up.
When was the last time anyone under 65 watched ālocal news ā ? They must really believe itās still 1975 and people even remotely kinda respect ānews channelsā and are familiar with the news readers like Chet and Natalie or whatever douche bags are yakking about a kitty stuck in a tree or some borderline retarded boon who won the city Science Fair by showing up with a ball of tin foil glued to a stick and everyone pretends it a genius invention to collect electricity from the atmosphere or some other bullshit.
Natalie always came (CUM) across as an member of the master race.
Chet was a ASS, that’s why I cheated on him for years
I love to watch channel five traffic, Katie is fucking hot……
Channel 7 clearly has the lead in the hottest chicks on the TV news category? Amaka Ubaka? WTF hot. The weather girl aint half bad either…
Remember when Natalie asked Dukakis “how are WE doing in the polls” when running against Bush in the presidential election.
Always have 13/4 āā sidewall screws in your vehicle, place them snug behind the tires so when the offending azzhole pulls out they are Guaranteed of only getting a few miles before getting a flat. By the way, American media sucks but Keke Vencill is definitely a hottie
What’s the big deal?
If it wasn’t for the handicapped I’d never find a place to park!
We local journalists don’t live by the same rules as you common apes. Step aside! We are reporting very important stories here, people.
Well said, Mike! These rubes can’t comprehend the art and joy of smugly criticizing a losing team in a dying and generally irrelevant sport.
Shouldn’t be too difficult to look up the plate and call out exactly which member of the whdh team is the asshat…
O/T Monica Cannon Grant is a co- author of an op-Ed in the herald as to what working people should do with their stimulus $, TB this is chum in the water , the great black whale has resurfaced!
Dat’s right, bitch. Send me your stimulus check you rich white mutha fucka. Regardless of how many white penises you ride, and I aināt mad at you because if you riding that mother fucka for a credit score get you that house boo. Get you that 40 acres and a mule
No time to find a legit spot. Was on assignment to find some white racist stories!
So act less white and steal his csr stereo
If that was me, I would have definitely slammed my door into this Channel 7 car and put a nice, handsome dent into their door.
why take the chance of damaging your own door? I prefer to use my vehicle for leverage and donkey kick the middle of the assholes door.
Channel 7 is the worst of the worst.
I don’t know any of the news “personalities” on 4,5,7 anymore.
No great loss.
Get on that RAPIST Alvin Campbell story TB.
He is politically connected so 9 times aint a thang.