Hangry Chudmonster Goes Full Roid Rage When Taco Bell Gets His Order Wrong

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Does anyone know how to read lips? Today I really wish I did.

This is the scene of a North Smithfield Taco Bell Thursday at 10:15pm.

I need to know what this apeshit hangrysausus is yelling. I’m assuming he’s just really constipated so he went to Taco Bell and at that point he’s already borderline rage and then they can’t even give him a chalupa when he ordered a fucking CHALUPA. Unbelievable.

Note: there are no fish in that tank. Apparently that is some rigged game where you drop a coin into a slot to win a free meal or something. I don’t really know because the only reason I would ever go to a Taco Bell is if I wanted to take a dump and I wanted it to rip my body apart in the process.

Taco Bell is good at two things- forgetting the sauce and bestowing you with soul-crushing smashes.

That being said, there is still no reason to act like a ballistic gorilla and hulk smash. If I were that employee I would calmly walk the fuck out and never come back. Just nope, bye.

Does anyone know who this doosher is? I need to know who this epic embodiment of rationality is.


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5 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 16, 2017 at 2:49 am

    Odd. Usually I get that angry a few hours AFTER I’ve eaten at Taco Bell, as the soft tacos shred my tender virgin asshole in a fit of fiery rage.

  • The Executioner
    July 15, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    A-N-G-E-R M-A-N-A-G-E-M-E-N-T
    or get off the bath salts.

    Deserves a full day in the stockades in the full sun, pelted with rotten tomatoes.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    July 14, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    I’m glad there weren’t any fish in that tank, otherwise those vegan hippies would have to pay him a visit and educate him on the emotional capabilities of those poor creatures.

  • Chip Striker
    July 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Wish these dark skinned people would just leave the country already.

    • Matthew D'Agostino
      July 14, 2017 at 10:14 pm

      Yes, that seems rational…

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