Haverhill Hoodbooger Fam Features 15 Year Old Daughter Selling Coke Out Of Bedroom Drive Through Window, Dad Stabbing Junkies, Mom Going Full Ratchet On Facebook
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This is the most fucked up family I’ve read about in a long time. Naturally they’re from Haverhill:
Police say a 15-year-old girl was selling drugs to customers who walked up to her bedroom window with cash and that her mother was aware of what was taking place. When police executed a search warrant on their apartment on Friday, officers found marijuana, cocaine, fentanyl and two unlicensed handguns along with ammunition. Police also seized a total of $1,069 in cash, which they retained as proceeds of the drug trade.
Police charged Heather Vittorioso, 37, of 53 Bellevue Ave. with possession of a firearm without an FID card, unlicensed possession of ammunition, reckless endangerment to a child (two counts), drug possession to distribute (four counts), trafficking in cocaine, possession of a Class B drug, and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Police also charged Cameron Dawson, 18, also of 53 Bellevue Ave., with drug possession to distribute (three counts) and conspiracy to violate drug laws.
Heather Vittorioso is everything you dreamed she would be and more:
Lots of Moms who type out the words “cocksucka bitch,” reread their work, and press the enter button anyway, turn out to be great parents. Apparently she was talking to this skagbag:
And if you think Heather is ratchet, wait till you meat Auntie Tracy:
She don’t play. She will drive two hours with her latest porridge slinger of the week in order to win a Facebook beef.
Don’t touch Heather’s shit though….
And don’t call the cops either:
I know, I’m as shocked as you are that she ain’t no cop caller!!
Oh, and the 18 year old who was arrested – yea, he lives there too, and he’s banging her 15 year old daughter:
Police said Dawson is dating the woman’s juvenile daughter and that they live together in a bedroom in the apartment.
Guess who the 15 year old’s sperm donor is….
Police also identified the juvenile girl as the daughter of Demetrius Tragiou, who is currently being held without bail on assault and kidnapping charges. According to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court, on Friday at approximately 9 a.m., members of the Haverhill Police Narcotics Unit executed a search warrant for Vittorioso’s apartment.
Does the name Demetrius Tragious ring a bell?
Latin King or Burger King?
I literally blogged about him three months ago for an episode of When Food Stamp Friday Goes Wrong, when him and his Latin King cracker chapter homies stabbed a dude for buying EBT off another ratchet.
Demetrius has more Google trophies in is cabinet than a mediocre 7 year old playing youth soccer, including robbing a bunch of teachers on their way out of school:
In his most recent arrest he stabbed the dude who bought someone else’s EBT, right after smoking crack with him, then went back to his apartment where the victim’s baby momma and crotch minions were being forced to hide in a closet. Naturally as he walked into the apartment all bloodied he told the baby momma that “you’re my girl if he (the victim) dies.”
Good thing none of these people ever have any problems with infertility. That would be a real shame.
Anyway, now that Demetrius is in jail the fam is apparently holding down the family business of selling crack cocaine to Haverhill’s finest:
Detectives encountered Vittorioso wrapped in a towel, and found Dawson and Vittorioso’s juvenile daughter in bed in a bedroom. When police told the girl and Dawson why they were there, the young couple responded, “we only sell weed.”
Police encountered a 16-year-old boy and an 18-year-old boy in the living room. The juvenile boy told police he’d just slept there for the night while the 18-year-old (Vittorioso’s nephew) said he had been dropped off by a cab earlier that morning as he was planning to attend a court hearing for Demetrius Tragiou and Lisa Lavoie.
According to the Essex district attorney’s office, Demetrius Tragiou, 36, of 47D Forest Acres Drive, was indicted on Oct. 26 by an Essex grand jury on charges of armed assault to murder, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, witness intimidation and four counts of kidnapping.
Police searched the 18-year-old boy’s pockets and found more than $750, which the boy said he earned by working for his father’s business. Both boys were allowed to leave the apartment.
Turns out the 15 year old wasn’t just selling drugs – she had set up a God damn drive through window from her bedroom:
A search of the bedroom where Dawson and the 15-year-old girl were staying turned up four bags of cocaine and a bag of marijuana. Police said they had learned during an investigation that the 15-year-old girl conducted her illegal drug operation by having customers walk up the back deck, knock on the window and then exchange cash for drugs.
Also seized were digital scales, a drug ledger, $439 in cash and can of Comet cleaner that had a false bottom for storing drugs. Police searched an unoccupied bedroom where Vittorioso said her 16-year-old son sleeps and found a backpack that contained a silver Bryco .380 pistol and a Heckler & Koch P30L 9 mm pistol along with loaded magazines and a box of ammunition. Also in the backpack were several bags of cocaine that totaled approximately 21 grams, and a bag that contained numerous smaller bags of fentanyl, a highly potent narcotic.
Police noted in their report that approximately two months ago, there was a shooting that involved associates of Tragiou at the location. A search of Vittorioso’s wallet turned up a Suboxone strip, similar to ones found in the bedroom where Cameron and the juvenile girl were found. Also in the wallet was $630, which police also seized as proceeds of the drug trade. Several cell phones were seized from the apartment as well. Police said they also found a ledger that had the names of customers, amounts of drugs purchased, and what payments they had made.
Their family reunions must be wild. And confusing. I’m guessing copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 are poured out for the homies right before volleyball and the tug of war begins.
Nevertheless Momma Ratchet is proud of her fuck nuggets:
What’s not to be proud of? They already beat the odds achieved the impossible – graduating from middle school:
It was close though….
Getting a bunch of D’s and passing the MCAS in less than four tries is definitely something to be proud of.
Who would’ve ever thought that this thing’s baby batter would one day go on to create a middle school graduate?
First in the family!!
I’d say that Heather should’ve been alarmed about some of the stuff that her recently turned 15 year old was posting on social media, like this:
And ESPECIALLY THIS:
The hat. No wonder the cops pegged their ratchet den for being a drug distribution center.
But then again she named her daughter Jade. Game over. Plus she’s a minor and Mom has no problem with her fucking a drug dealer who she was selling cocaine with out of her drive through bedroom window. So I’m guessing Mom doesn’t really care that her daughter is constantly posting about how high she is with 100 emojis.
I mean, it’s kind of sad. These pictures are from just 4-5 years ago:
They were once innocent children. Now Mom is forcing them to take part in the family business. So they’re 15 and 16 year olds now and realistically their lives are over. You can’t just reform a kid this old. Let’s be honest – they’re gonna keep living with the fam until they’re 18. And by that point there will be no hope whatsoever.
Something tells me this isn’t the last we’re gonna hear from the Haverhill Hoodbooger clan.