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Haverhill Hoodbooger Fam Features 15 Year Old Daughter Selling Coke Out Of Bedroom Drive Through Window, Dad Stabbing Junkies, Mom Going Full Ratchet On Facebook

Haverhill Hoodbooger Fam Features 15 Year Old Daughter Selling Coke Out Of Bedroom Drive Through Window, Dad Stabbing Junkies, Mom Going Full Ratchet On Facebook

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This is the most fucked up family I’ve read about in a long time. Naturally they’re from Haverhill:

Police say a 15-year-old girl was selling drugs to customers who walked up to her bedroom window with cash and that her mother was aware of what was taking place. When police executed a search warrant on their apartment on Friday, officers found marijuana, cocaine, fentanyl and two unlicensed handguns along with ammunition. Police also seized a total of $1,069 in cash, which they retained as proceeds of the drug trade.

Police charged Heather Vittorioso, 37, of 53 Bellevue Ave. with possession of a firearm without an FID card, unlicensed possession of ammunition, reckless endangerment to a child (two counts), drug possession to distribute (four counts), trafficking in cocaine, possession of a Class B drug, and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Police also charged Cameron Dawson, 18, also of 53 Bellevue Ave., with drug possession to distribute (three counts) and conspiracy to violate drug laws.

Heather Vittorioso is everything you dreamed she would be and more:

Lots of Moms who type out the words “cocksucka bitch,” reread their work, and press the enter button anyway, turn out to be great parents. Apparently she was talking to this skagbag:

And if you think Heather is ratchet, wait till you meat Auntie Tracy:

She don’t play. She will drive two hours with her latest porridge slinger of the week in order to win a Facebook beef.

Don’t touch Heather’s shit though….

And don’t call the cops either:

I know, I’m as shocked as you are that she ain’t no cop caller!!

Oh, and the 18 year old who was arrested – yea, he lives there too, and he’s banging her 15 year old daughter:

Police said Dawson is dating the woman’s juvenile daughter and that they live together in a bedroom in the apartment.

Guess who the 15 year old’s sperm donor is….

Police also identified the juvenile girl as the daughter of Demetrius Tragiou, who is currently being held without bail on assault and kidnapping charges. According to a police report on file in Haverhill District Court, on Friday at approximately 9 a.m., members of the Haverhill Police Narcotics Unit executed a search warrant for Vittorioso’s apartment.

Does the name Demetrius Tragious ring a bell?

Latin King or Burger King?

You decide.

I literally blogged about him three months ago for an episode of When Food Stamp Friday Goes Wrong, when him and his Latin King cracker chapter homies stabbed a dude for buying EBT off another ratchet.

Demetrius has more Google trophies in is cabinet than a mediocre 7 year old playing youth soccer, including robbing a bunch of teachers on their way out of school:

In his most recent arrest he stabbed the dude who bought someone else’s EBT, right after smoking crack with him, then went back to his apartment where the victim’s baby momma and crotch minions were being forced to hide in a closet. Naturally as he walked into the apartment all bloodied he told the baby momma that “you’re my girl if he (the victim) dies.”

Good thing none of these people ever have any problems with infertility. That would be a real shame.

Anyway, now that Demetrius is in jail the fam is apparently holding down the family business of selling crack cocaine to Haverhill’s finest:

Detectives encountered Vittorioso wrapped in a towel, and found Dawson and Vittorioso’s juvenile daughter in bed in a bedroom. When police told the girl and Dawson why they were there, the young couple responded, “we only sell weed.”

Police encountered a 16-year-old boy and an 18-year-old boy in the living room. The juvenile boy told police he’d just slept there for the night while the 18-year-old (Vittorioso’s nephew) said he had been dropped off by a cab earlier that morning as he was planning to attend a court hearing for Demetrius Tragiou and Lisa Lavoie.

According to the Essex district attorney’s office, Demetrius Tragiou, 36, of 47D Forest Acres Drive, was indicted on Oct. 26 by an Essex grand jury on charges of armed assault to murder, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, witness intimidation and four counts of kidnapping. Police searched the 18-year-old boy’s pockets and found more than $750, which the boy said he earned by working for his father’s business. Both boys were allowed to leave the apartment.

Turns out the 15 year old wasn’t just selling drugs – she had set up a God damn drive through window from her bedroom:

A search of the bedroom where Dawson and the 15-year-old girl were staying turned up four bags of cocaine and a bag of marijuana. Police said they had learned during an investigation that the 15-year-old girl conducted her illegal drug operation by having customers walk up the back deck, knock on the window and then exchange cash for drugs.

Also seized were digital scales, a drug ledger, $439 in cash and can of Comet cleaner that had a false bottom for storing drugs. Police searched an unoccupied bedroom where Vittorioso said her 16-year-old son sleeps and found a backpack that contained a silver Bryco .380 pistol and a Heckler & Koch P30L 9 mm pistol along with loaded magazines and a box of ammunition. Also in the backpack were several bags of cocaine that totaled approximately 21 grams, and a bag that contained numerous smaller bags of fentanyl, a highly potent narcotic.

Police noted in their report that approximately two months ago, there was a shooting that involved associates of Tragiou at the location. A search of Vittorioso’s wallet turned up a Suboxone strip, similar to ones found in the bedroom where Cameron and the juvenile girl were found. Also in the wallet was $630, which police also seized as proceeds of the drug trade. Several cell phones were seized from the apartment as well. Police said they also found a ledger that had the names of customers, amounts of drugs purchased, and what payments they had made.

Their family reunions must be wild. And confusing. I’m guessing copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 are poured out for the homies right before volleyball and the tug of war begins.

Nevertheless Momma Ratchet is proud of her fuck nuggets:

What’s not to be proud of? They already beat the odds achieved the impossible – graduating from middle school:

It was close though….

Getting a bunch of D’s and passing the MCAS in less than four tries is definitely something to be proud of.

Who would’ve ever thought that this thing’s baby batter would one day go on to create a middle school graduate?

First in the family!!

I’d say that Heather should’ve been alarmed about some of the stuff that her recently turned 15 year old was posting on social media, like this:

And this:

And this:


The hat. No wonder the cops pegged their ratchet den for being a drug distribution center.

But then again she named her daughter Jade. Game over. Plus she’s a minor and Mom has no problem with her fucking a drug dealer who she was selling cocaine with out of her drive through bedroom window. So I’m guessing Mom doesn’t really care that her daughter is constantly posting about how high she is with 100 emojis.

I mean, it’s kind of sad. These pictures are from just 4-5 years ago:

They were once innocent children. Now Mom is forcing them to take part in the family business. So they’re 15 and 16 year olds now and realistically their lives are over. You can’t just reform a kid this old. Let’s be honest – they’re gonna keep living with the fam until they’re 18. And by that point there will be no hope whatsoever.

Something tells me this isn’t the last we’re gonna hear from the Haverhill Hoodbooger clan.

36 Comment(s)
  • eesh
    January 10, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    At first, I thought the daughter’s hat said “Pork Beach.”

    BTW – Where is DCF in looking out for this 15 year old?

  • eesh
    January 10, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    That is a hard 37 right there.

  • Steven Stover
    January 10, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    The Democrats Great Society Plan at work.

  • The Purge
    January 10, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    They should start a “Ratchet Bounty” plan.

    Merc these scumbags, scammers and dealers and get paid $5,000.00 a head, dead or alive, no questions asked. Save tax money on jails, especially since everybody will be after the dirtballs with their pictures right below the word “REWARD”, and they will clear the fuck out of town STAT.

    Why? It’s one thing if other drug dealers are after you who learned to shoot a pistol palm down by watching “gangsta” movies, but it’s a whole new ball game when you give a paying excuse to the second amendment hunter rednecks who can snipe a dime off a goalpost from a distance. That’s the definition of a field day.

    Then watch what happens to the crime rate.

    • Geno
      January 10, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      Well finelly the fag ass bitches get cought up I’m the one that got stabbed in Sept it’s funny big time gangster daddy is sitting in PC for being a snitch but he’s a big time gangster hold my kids and wife in a closet and stab me over he said bullshit let them all pay he’s a bitch who couldn’t do shit with out 2 crack head junkies jumping me first lol there all pussys

      • On behalf of all of Haverhill
        January 10, 2018 at 4:33 pm

        And I mean this with all sincerity and empathy, if you really are the once bayonetted person, now that you have a second chance, straighten up and fly right. For the love of God and all that is holy, grow up, and quit shitting up our city.

      • Haverhill Landlord
        Haverhill Landlord
        January 10, 2018 at 4:41 pm


        Thanks for setting a good example for your kids. I’m already planning on a portion of my 2021 taxes being spent on their public defenders, Section 8, EBT and Mass Health…not to mention the useless task of trying to educate them.

        I will personally pay for bus tickets that will take you, your melon-headed wife and your crack babies anywhere in the US of A, but you need to sign a legally-binding document that you’ll never, ever return to Massachusetts.

        It’s a better deal than those discount food stamps you got stabbed over.

        • Geno
          January 10, 2018 at 11:35 pm

          First off the news paper don’t tell the whole truth number one I wasn’t the one on crack the fucking retards that stabbed me where number two it had nothing to do with food stamps or drugs on my behalf
          Get facts straight not just from FB or news papers and you know who I am my family isn’t crack heads or scumbags

      • TortugaNino
        January 10, 2018 at 4:58 pm

        I’m sorry you lived through that… no seriously, I’m sorry that you lived. I’m sure after our tax dollars paid to fix you up real nice you probably recieved an increase in tax payer funded benfits. I am curious though, which paid more? The physical damages or the “psychological trauma”? How hard can it really be to kill a junkie crackhead!? Had he been gangsta enough to finish you off proper we would at least no longer have to feed you or worry about him continuing to procreate on the outside. Useless, the both of ya!!

  • Chip Striker
    January 10, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Looks to me like you have about six of them living under one roof and one part time job between them all. That may be on shaky ground though with her Facebook posts.

    I’m not counting the girl who works the drive thru at the drug window.

    Put them all down society will be better off.

  • TortugaNino
    January 10, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    I think Massachusetts needs a new ID card system for all of us who actually contribute, work your 40 hours, pay your taxes, stay out of trouble, and receive your ID. Then we need to make it so that only those with a “contributors ID” are allowed to vote in our elections. It would be less than a decade before All the welfare leeches move on to another “liberal paradise” and take their democratic politicians with them. I will never understand why someone who considers themselves “unable” to contribute to society feels they are entitled to contribute in our elections, and understand even less the fact that they are actually allowed to.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    January 10, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    What we need in Haverhill* is an official Ratchet Hunting Season, with no bag limit, bows, guns and snares allowed. None of this catch and release shit, either.

    To be fair, Haverhill has always had it’s share of white trash ratchets, and for us townies there’s a bit of a proud history there…but the population is exploding so fast that my nephew’s rabbits are infertile by comparison. Time to thin the herd; I had high hopes that the influx of fentanyl would take care of this, but now the assholes are breeding *before* they get addicted and drop dead. It’s clearly out of control.

    *Actually, the list of what we need in Haverhill is too large to post here.

    • Hilltown Hero
      January 10, 2018 at 3:00 pm

      Eff the wall between the USA and Mexico; we need to build one around Ciudad Lawrenzo, and maybe even include an extension around Pueblo Methuenez.

      • Haverhill Landlord
        Haverhill Landlord
        January 10, 2018 at 4:34 pm

        You’ll get no argument from me. The leakage from Lawrence (and now Methuen) is ruining the Merrimack Valley. Just because Lawrence lost control of the situation shouldn’t mean that the rest of us have to suffer, and yet that’s exactly what’s happening. It’s insane, and yet whenever someone brings up the idea that Lawrence needs to get its act together/bring in ICE/be nuked they get accused of being racist.

        Yet it’s not about race, per se, it’s about white, black and latino kids falling victim to the gangbanger-on-welfare mentality. It’s a memetic virus infecting these people, making Demetrius Tragiou a hero to some, making this sort of behavior acceptable despite the chaos and suffering that’s caused.

        It’s probably too late to entirely fix the situation now, it’s more about containment and preventing the spread.

        • Hilltown Hero
          January 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm

          Your second paragraph is very well put: it’s not about race, but culture. No matter the skin color, any culture that celebrates the kind of behavior exhibited here is not beneficial to civilized society in any way, shape, or form.

          Fiorentini could be legendary if he could figure out a way to clean out the Acre and Mt. Washington for once and for all. He’s not going to be able to kill it with kindness, or clean, well-lit parks, at least not at the onset. He’s going to have to kill it with HPD acting like special forces units…in the shadows, kicking ass.

  • Tom Paine
    January 10, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Bradford, annexed to the city of Haverhill in 1897, should petition the General Court for a legal separation immediately as in ten years ago.

    The Acre / Mt. Washington is fucking hell on wheels. Wall it off, however, and Haverhill is a great city.

    • MrSmiley
      January 10, 2018 at 2:09 pm


  • Susan Dunn
    January 10, 2018 at 11:28 am

    I love this! You are a very talented writer. I hope you make money doing this. You have a gift. I usually get bored reading something long. Not for a second. Thank You!

  • Johnny Rocket
    January 10, 2018 at 10:54 am

    The local politicians are filling that city with undesirables. It’s has become obvious they seem to think these folks are voting for them and have tons of disposable income to spend. What would you expect when you vote for an ambulance chasing lawyer for Mayor ? Another Lawrence and Lynn is being developed. Best wishes to all the Havehill peeps.

    • Tom Paine
      January 10, 2018 at 11:40 am

      This ain’t the mayor’s fault.

    • La Migra
      January 10, 2018 at 11:43 am

      Send ICE to Lawrence, Lowell, East Boston, Chelsea, Fall River, Holyoke, Springfield and Brockton to deport all the third world savages, and you have crime in Massachusetts reduced by half.

  • Pluck the bad boys
    January 10, 2018 at 10:36 am

    The eyebrows in the first photo of her, says it all.

  • Hugh Jass
    January 10, 2018 at 10:02 am

    How’s that big, scary lawsuit against FB coming? LOL.

    • I bang your mother's Hugh Jass
      January 10, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Not as hard as my spuzz all over your mother’s willing tonsils. LOL.

  • January 10, 2018 at 8:32 am

    The downfall of America. The two children will each have 2-3 kids and will continue passing on the good traits they’ve learned to their offspring. Then those 2-3 kids will each have 2-3 kids. And so-on.

    The rachets multiply faster than the working class. If you do the math, the United States becomes the worst place to live and finally closes in about 50 years.

    If you or your mother uses the “C word” on Facebook, chances are you will be the problem. Do the rest of us a favor, don’t procreate.

    • Barry
      January 10, 2018 at 9:34 am

      Those projections are probably on the low side. The underclass always have much higher birth rates. In third world countries like Zimbabwe and Detroit it’s to increase the chances that dna will be passed on. In Massachusetts it’s due to the fact that people who are productive law abiding citizens view children as a responsibility and liability while the underclass sees children as income generating assets which are both expendable and replaceable.

      • Lisa
        January 10, 2018 at 5:07 pm

        I can’t agree with your comment enough, Barry! I live in Baltimore so I am very familiar with the people who get paid to breed and then let the streets raise the kids. Just three days ago, when it was only 18 degrees, I saw a 10 year old boy panhandling on MLK Blvd. I asked him if his mother knew what he was doing and he said, “she’s the one who makes me do it.”

        Broke my damn heart. These kids are doomed from the womb.

        • eesh
          January 10, 2018 at 9:39 pm

          Did you make a call?

  • itsjustme
    The heck I just read?
    January 10, 2018 at 8:21 am

    Looking at her, and looking at my 15, that just got her first boyfriend is hard to fathom they are the same age. I can’t imagine any lifetime or scenario where my 15 year old, or even my 20 year old would bring home THAT and I would be okay with it. Just no. Not ever. Not in my house. Fastest way on the lifetime welfare train. Although looks like she has been a passenger with mommy her whole life.
    My kids won’t even write damn or some stupid swear like that on their fb because I monitor it. Then again I like to think I am a good mother.
    Is that a tattoo on the 15 year old?

    • Haverhillite
      January 11, 2018 at 6:51 am

      Right? My son is also a freshman at Haverhill High and his biggest concern is whether his Xbox Live account is active. This family lives right around the corner from me so you can’t blame the neighborhood on these issues. Some people should NEVER have kids

      • itsjustme
        January 11, 2018 at 9:04 am

        I really think you should have to take parenting classes or need a license to have kids. You need a license to drive, to have a small fire to roast marshmallows, heck even to fish.
        When my sister and brother-in-law were going through IVF they had to meet with a therapist alone and together to make sure they would be fit parents, and they were paying $15,000 out-of-pocket. Yet any 12 year old can have a baby and just leave the hospital with the minimum baby care knowledge.

  • msheadkracker
    January 10, 2018 at 7:49 am

    This is classic CPS failure! Those kids were raised to be ratchet and continue daddy’s business, CPS should’ve removed them at birth and they might have had a slim chance. It’s a damn shame they end up taking kids from good people and leaving kids with others that should’ve never left the hospital with their newborn! Just dad’s name alone sets off every red flag under the sun, Christ, crooked ass system.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    January 10, 2018 at 7:32 am

    Robbing people in a gun free (school) zone. Typical pussy gang banger.

    He’ll get a lethal surprise trying that punk shit with me – and then they’ll be arresting the daughter for robbing his house during his funeral.

  • The family that deals together
    January 10, 2018 at 6:45 am

    It’s their own damn fault for not using some of that white privilege. Maybe they sold it.

  • Inbreeding ?
    January 10, 2018 at 1:38 am

    “The Psychotic Adam’s Family of 2018”.

    • Phath
      January 11, 2018 at 1:59 am

      tf u talking bout? addams family took care of each other and remain open to everything. they don’t deny shit.

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