Some folks in People of Leicester Facebook group were trying to find out why their lights went out yesterday around 7.
Lots of people had the same issue, and it turns out there was a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Yea, just go ahead and walk away. It’s not like you just crashed into a utility pole on Route 9 and left your truck abandoned in a bush where Cherry Valley townsfolk are left to gawk at it in their formal pajama pants.
Thank God he wasn’t smoking pot. That’s dangerous.
Pretend to be talking on your cell phone while you’re walking away and no one will notice what you just did.
If anyone tries telling you to go back just tell them to fuck off.
None of their business anyway.
This guy could’ve walked in any direction after the crash, but of course Hector Hennessy was drawn like a maggot on Erika Murray’s guest room mattress directly towards…..
If that’s not a metaphor for Worcester I don’t know what is.
But alas the Leicester po-po did catch up to him.
He failed his DUI test worse than the Fall River Guttermuppet’s crotch fruit on MCAS day.
The best part is the cop didn’t even look at him once during the test. I don’t even think he was asked to do a sobriety test. He just did it on his own in a vain attempt to prove that the pungent odor of Mad Dog 20/20 and blunt wraps were actually a new cologne they’re selling at the mini mart next to Plumley Village.
Should’ve kept walking to Worcester bruh. At least you could’ve blended in there for a couple hours. Odds that the car is actually registered to him anyway are slim to none anyway.
As humorous as this was Hector Hennessy is obviously a huge piece of shit and a clear and present danger to society. This is a major throughway used by pretty much the entire towns of Leicester, Spencer, the Brookfields, and Webster Square. If he crashed in the same spot a second or two before or after he did he easily could’ve smashed into another car coming in the opposite direction and killed someone. People who drive drunk like this on a Tuesday at this time aren’t first timers. They’re full fledged alcoholics. I have no idea who he is, but if you do then let us know.
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So much for a ballerina boy.
Shit, been singing the Hokey Pokey since yesterday. Thanks for that ear worm…
But that really was funny, so I guess it’s worth it
Limerick of the day
A stupid, drunk moron from Leicester
Clearly needed to blow a breath-tester
The chud didn’t stop
And was grabbed by a cop
Then he danced like a fucking court jester
Dick Scratcher, aged 34 and a potato
Watch me occifer I’m a ballerina! I’ll do a pirouette for you!
The remix made my day. Thank you!
He is used to drunk driving mopeds on the island. Not in trucks. Not his fault. We didn’t teach him how to drunk drive pickups when he came here illegally. Of course a Worcester resident. Dem’s will probably be voting for this guy in 2020.
Watching the video, I thought he would at least try to run or swing at the first cop.
A dui when it is still that light out. Must have been a hard day at work. He ha.
This is clearly another case of a Ford pickup truck driven by a dindu trying to escape to the forest.
It was embarrassed to be driven by a bootlip.
Dindus and pickups don’t mix. Like black Olympic ski jumpers or dindu goalies on the Russian National hockey team, they are rarer than a blue lobster. Dogs are angry that they have a EBT owner. They want to be with white people. Same with the truck.
“Some things run, some don’t turn on, fan runs slow…”. Uh, hey, you don’t need to be an Edison to recognize a brownout; instead of Facebook-musing, how about you unplug your computers and refrigerators? Worst thing for motors and cheap power supplies is low line voltage, and the symptom of a damaged line was pretty obvious. Sorry, had to get that out of the way. (Not to mention the videographer [thanks, BTW!] deciding midstream to rotate phone 90 deg without stopping first.)
Other than that, great ratchet report!
Thanks for saving me some typing about the motors. Facebook must be maintained at all costs, even if it means a new computer because you fried the old one. But, hey, facebook users arent the brightest lot in the world.
That line about the ‘formal pajama pants’…nice…lol