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Hep-Semen Demon Who Crashed Into North Smithfield Town Hall Is An Online Noodz Salesman, Banging A Johnston City Councilor, Posting The Most Ratchet Videos You’ve Ever Seen



WPRIA Johnston woman accused of driving drunk and crashing into North Smithfield Town Hall after fleeing a traffic stop has been ordered held without bail. Stephanie Plante’s bail was set at $5,000 with surety after she was arraigned Thursday in district court but she was later presented as a superior court violator and ordered held. Plante, 32, was arrested following the crash Wednesday night but not before she resisted, according to police. North Smithfield Police Capt. Steve Riccitelli said she was combative and assaulted an officer on scene, forcing them to use pepper spray to subdue her.

Riccitelli said it all started around 9 p.m. when an officer observed Plante driving erratically on Victory Highway and tried to pull her over. She instead sped off, according to Riccitelli, then turned onto North Main Street before hitting the front corner of the town hall building. The impact of the crash was so severe, it split the vehicle in two. Riccitelli said the officer followed Plante with his lights and siren on but noted that it was not a chase. Plante was not injured in the crash but taken to Landmark Medical Center to be treated for pepper spray exposure, according to Riccitelli. He said she had a passenger who appeared to be unhurt and was examined at the scene.

Plante was charged with driving under the influence, assault on a police officer, possession of marijuana, resisting arrest, reckless driving, disorderly conduct, driving with a suspended license (third offense) and three counts of possession of narcotics.

It’s Friday turtle riders, let’s get a little weird.

This baby gravy bullseye was a Turtleboy blog waiting to happen. Check out any of the videos or pictures on any of her various Facebook pages and you’ll quickly understand why.

Turns out the Hep-Semen Demon is a salesman of sorts.

Mainly she’s selling videos of her playing around with her stench trench, but luckily it’s not in person so you don’t have to take in the overwhelming aroma of her funbox, which no doubt smells like Omaha Beach at low tide on the day after D-Day. According to her she doesn’t usually post content on Facebook, and she’s sick of all the freeloaders who aren’t paying to follow her on that app.

However, when she’s in a good mood she gives the free previews on Facebook.

Literally baring ass on Facebook.

She sounds like a carton of Newport Lights with a side of AIDS.

Luckily she hasn’t reproduced (I hope), although here she is in one of her videos recording a rap album with some guy in a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat while a small child seeks attention in the background.

Not sure what that guy’s name is, but I’m willing to bet he mostly calls her “bitch, get in the car.”

She also uploads videos on Snapchat, including a recent one in which she was riding around, blowing cocaine, drinking, and said that she “almost crashed trying to flex.”


This was an interesting comment I saw.

She’s banging and doing drugs with a Johnston City Councilor? No way any elected official would be dumb enough to ride this ratchet roller coaster.

Turns out David Santilli Jr. is indeed an elected City Councilor in Johnston.

He was only recently elected, and took over for his old man who was holding the D2 seat down for a while before that.

I know, it’s hard to believe a guy who people actually voted for would date a metharocerous like this. But this appears to be them sucking face in a recent video.

And here he is sharing her online store.

Here she is confirming that he is indeed her boo.

My personal favorite is the video of them couponing together.

Because she’s responsible like that.

And finally, here she is with what could be the esteemed City Councilman, or could be some other dude, a month ago in bed, with a video entitled, “Just got the best dick ever swear to G.”

Where she brags about how good the D was.

And then tells her followers that she’ll rail you with a strap on while she eats a sandwich, 50% of which actually makes it into her mouth.

Only in Rhode Island.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Rascal Flappy
    September 23, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    That ass. Flat & flappy. That ain’t cute. Who in their right mind tells her this is cute?! Where in the world is she getting her info from?! Oh yeah, the drugs. obviously

  • Ho Lee Fuk
    September 22, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    Holy Shit

    • Sum Ting Wong
      September 23, 2019 at 9:29 pm

      With this girl!

  • Berkshire girl
    September 22, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    My eyes just contracted every std known to humanity by simply reading this one.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 23, 2019 at 11:21 am

      Exactly. I rate this nobody up there with the likes of Lindsay “Herpes Fully Loaded” Lohan, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson for ‘contract on sight’ vein of infection. I can’t so much eat something when I see any one of these incubators, they make me sick.

  • Hartford
    September 22, 2019 at 10:38 am

    How do these people live with themselves? Does she not look in a mirror? The tats and the selfies? How can she be so unaware. Like a dog that doesn’t recognize itself looking in the mirror. If she did she would kill herself.
    Just being in the same room with that flat brimmed Dinge would be enough of a death sentence. So maybe she is .

  • Derek
    September 21, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Ahhhh that explains a lot. She is best friends with Stephanie zoglio another crack head that shoots dope does any drug she can get her hands on and sells her body for 20pieces. Brags on fb live about robbing her dealers with fake hundreds acts tough on fb and always fighting with someone in fb but like her bestie never fought in real life except the time the girl recorded her getting her head stomped in the ground and put that on live lol these whores are the dirtiest waist of air in Rhode Island

    • Judge dread
      September 21, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      All the riders know if you’re going to rip off a dealer you don’t use fake hundreds. U use dark net super notes from North Korea.

      Otherwise your ass is grass.

    • J stacks
      September 22, 2019 at 9:59 pm

      Stephanie Zoglio playa with spoons and is a known snitch. She fucked my boy for dirt cheap twice lol. She is balding horribly from the bad batches.

  • Janessa
    September 21, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Who wants to take bets this Flat chested flat ass std infested attention seeking dope shooting who’re will be back on fb live talking about it like it was cool within a month cause she’s gonna sing like a bird cause why would t she. She acts so tough so hard talks about beating people up but has never fought in real life and doesn’t have a real bone in her body. i only follow her for my daily laughs watching her videos and her friend to shake her flat ass and her leaning down to sniff dope or Coke is the funniest and there’s not a single video she post where she’s not rubbing her nose cause she’s high out her mind and itchy. I mean caught with 3 diffent kind of drugs plus marijuana my moneys on dope crack and coke.::: what do you say guys let’s take bets she snitches and when she does she makes a trashy rap song about this or glorifies it on fb live… I’ve never seen someone seek attention so badly. She’s so ugly has the body of a 7year old boy sounds like a man talks while she chews and does everything possible to turn someone off. Funny thing is she claimed to be a lesbian before she got with this old white guy

    • The angry taint
      September 21, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      I’m your huckleberry for 50 lol, worst tattoos I’ve ever seen

  • Gap toof’d stanka
    September 21, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    RHODE Island is the Florida of the North!!!!’

  • Bret
    September 21, 2019 at 10:51 am

    If you want to come on the Live Podcast Sunday night we’d love to hear your side, and you can run your homiehummer all you want shitclit? Pencil us in between drugdates…. great
    Talk to ya tomorrow gutterslut!

  • Corinth Arkadin
    September 21, 2019 at 10:13 am

    “She sounds like a carton of Newport Lights with a side of AIDS.”

    That’s why I keep coming back here, folks.

  • Judge dread
    September 21, 2019 at 9:08 am

    The Dude in a flat brimmed bulls hat with hood booger shorts on in one of her pics, classic. That’s all I needed to know right there.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 21, 2019 at 10:12 am

      Here come da Judge!

      You are fucking right, my friend. Although there was no doubt 6 secs in, that pic flex-sealed everything up with their entire family of products.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 21, 2019 at 2:50 am

    when she’s in a good mood, she’s high, a cartoon human who wears the worst tattoos poured into dust, taking another step back and down the evolutionary ladder. seen in her stunted flexing, the badly rolled blunt of a Johnston City Councilor, she’s a loose screw, despite the fact that he is White, and using cut corners for 2-ply toilet paper.

  • Keen Observer
    September 21, 2019 at 2:26 am

    She looks like a milo monkey and acts like one too.

  • Old Tom Morris
    September 20, 2019 at 11:10 pm


  • IT'S MA'AM
    September 20, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Dat ass tho

  • Finn
    September 20, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Staph-Infection (spelling stays),
    What’s up with holding money up to your ear like its’s phone and then rubbing it all over your jizz locker? You’re a hotbed of infection (scabies, fleas, crabs ,etc.). Watching the way you handle cash solidifies the reason I always hit “NONE” when the ATM machine asks “Cash Back?”.

    Get Fucked,

  • Roxanne
    September 20, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Ha ha ha!! Thats me…the one with the boyfriend that just died being chased by the cops and the one with the baby daddy that is doing 45 years…the only problem with your post is that Darren was NOT my man…I’m married!! You did some stalking and tried making me out to be some ratchet bitch…well I haven’t been with my baby daddy since 2003 and Darren…even though he wasn’t my man…passed in 2019…so what was my ratchet ass doing for 16 years in between if I’m so bad and there’s so much to tell about my life?! Why don’t you get a life instead of stalking other people’s lives…looking at pages and trying to portray them to be something they’re not…and talking on things you know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about!! If you really have something to say be a man…let me know who you are and say it to me…seeing how you know so much about me…except for a 16 year gap…I’m sure we’ll have lots to talk about!!

    • GFY
      September 21, 2019 at 2:29 am

      Eat a bag dicks twitchy.

    • Hey Roxanne......
      September 21, 2019 at 6:34 am

      “…. tried to making me out to be some ratchet bitch”.

      Ahhhh……have you seen the videos in the blog?? Nobody “tried” anything. If you’re not a ratchet as you say, your videos scream otherwise. That’s some of THE MOST ratchet footage I’ve seen in a while. Just an fyi…..It is often THE MOST RATCHET who fail to see how ratchet they are

      Oh and btw, don’t record yourself eating. It’s fucking DISGUSTING!!

      • Roxanne
        September 21, 2019 at 4:05 pm

        Lol…my comment was meant for Woon Tang Clan…he brought me into it…I’m not the one in the videos…that’s Stephanie

  • DemOC
    September 20, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Democrat isn’t a political party. It’s a gang affiliation.

  • Swipe Swope
    September 20, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Who would pay to see that circus attraction

  • Henry Wadsworth III
    September 20, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Filthy god damned slut

  • Baby Ain't Got Back
    September 20, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    …..And my anaconda don’t want none. The whole thing just made my skin crawl. Especially where she has her leg up twerking, pretending she’s something to look at. For some reason, the word cumdumpster comes to mind.

  • Dick Scratcher
    September 20, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    I’ve had way too much Bud to write a limerick.
    But I swear to fuck in writing one for this amazing ratchet in the morning! 🙂

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 20, 2019 at 7:16 pm



      Sorry. It’s midnight. Shite week at work and I’m smashed. 🙂

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 20, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Quit smacking and chew with your mouth shut you pig.

  • Cyril Figgus
    September 20, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    She needs to invest in some titties. She looks like a fucking surfboard.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 21, 2019 at 10:21 am

      I LOL’ed fo real, dawg.

    • Ness
      September 21, 2019 at 1:33 pm

      Body of a 7 year old little boy and pulls her panties all the way in her ass and tries to get the right angle to look like she has a little asss back there but there’s nothing in most her videos she folds her pants or shorts or watever she’s wearing multiple times because she lost a bunch of weight due to her severe drug use and I’m assuming nothing fits her antmore so she folds her sweat pants like 7 times and tries to pull them up and stick them in her ass but still don’t work…

  • Values
    September 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    What’s the whoremonger politician’s political affiliations?

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
      September 20, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      Did you miss the pic with his Dad standing in front of a HUGE Democrat HQ banner?
      As if there was any question anyway.

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 20, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    There isn’t a condom thick enough for me to fuck that thing, blacks guys? take one for the team please?

  • Stunt Penis
    September 20, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    When I was a kid growing up in Providence, Johnston was the place you wanted to move to when you “made it big”.

    Now the entire state is one big shithole, thanks to progressive liberals and “tolerance”

  • whatevuh
    September 20, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    He’ll get re-elected, because people in RI are just as stupid as Massholes, like the ass from Fall River, you heard it here first . . . .

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    September 20, 2019 at 4:16 pm


    September 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Wow, living in Massachusetts seems honorable in comparison. I’m wondering if the average Rhode Islander will say, “what did she do that was wrong?”

  • Woon Tang Clan
    September 20, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Ahaha holy shit the ratchet circle of life is amazing.

    This girl was just mentioned angrily on another ratchet’s FB timeline. Look up Roxanne Pare of Woonsocket and then go down the rabbit hole. Her last BF just died recently running from cops on his bike. Darren Harris. He has spent some time behind bars and was finally out. Whoops.

    Go back to her last BF/husband/baby daddy Timothy Scanlon (look up State vs Timothy Scanlon). He almost murdered a junky and left her for dead naked in the middle of winter. Absolutely deplorable. In prison for 45 years I believe; but every father’s Day he gets a shoutout on FB and usually that comes with some sort of pic with the kids visiting him in prison.

    Pretty crazy shit. This girl is pretty much high 100% of the time. Looks like her daughter is gonna follow in her footsteps. We need to get these hoes fixed.

    • Jamie T
      January 27, 2020 at 12:53 pm

      Please, DO NOT MISTAKE THIS AS ALL RI! I was born and raised in Saunderstown RI . This is pure Woonsocket trash.. Woonsocket is like the black hole of RI. Believe me.. I am a clinician that works in the town!

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