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Here Are Some Of Masshole’s Finest Celebrating The Death Of Weymouth Police Officer And Father Of Two Michael Chesna

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Whenever a cop gets killed around here (how sad is it that this is such a common occurrence now?) it always leads to a handful of yahoos coming out of the woodwork and saying stupid shit on social media. So what we like to do is shame them. Because you’re allowed to say whatever you want in this country, but we have the right to make you Turtleboy famous if you say something insanely dumb. And unfortunately for ratchets, the Internet is forever. Let’s check out some of New England’s finest and see what they had to say about the tragic murder of Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna, starting with former Weymouth resident who has moved on to Rockland, Jake DeCoste….

As you can see Skinny Camo Jeans Jake here is under the impression that he’s some sort of hardo, even though he has grown up as white and suburban as possible. Nevertheless he feels free to use the n word rather flagrantly on social media….

If you’re using a hashtag for a sailboating team, you’re not hood. Doesn’t matter how many flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats you purchase.

Jake DeCoste is under the impression that he’s some sort of badass because he couldn’t graduate from regular high school, so he had to go to evening school for the dumb kids who politicians wanted “pushed along” so they could have better graduation rates to run on in the next election cycle.

Hey Jake, here’s an idea – maybe you wouldn’t mind the cops so much if you stopped doing illegal things. Like buying and selling xanny’s…..

He’s constantly posting about how sad he is and how the world is against him….

And he basically looks for pity by announcing how he wants to end it all…


Hey Jake, I got someone you could call up to make you feel better….

Do it!!

Next up was Annina Zahra, who ironically didn’t see anything inconsistent with writing FUCK TURTLEBOY SPORTS THEY SUCK IF YOU SUPPORT THEM DELETE ME, while sharing our link to the blog…

Newsflash – if you share our blogs on Facebook, you are supporting Turtleboy Sports. Delete yo self foo!!

Annina is from Boston, and from the looks of her she’s got a coupon deal for xanny bars…

She was whining about how people only care when a cop is killed, as opposed to a criminal like Michael Brown who was killed in the commission of a felony.

Naturally she decided this would be the ideal time to yell “fuck the police”:

Hate is a strong word girl. Personally, I’d hate to wake up every morning and look like the woman by the railroad tracks exchanging handjobs for crack. But you hate law enforcement. Why is that?

Oh right, because people who support the police, “have never been reprimanded or arrested.” Yea, the thing is, you’re not supposed to get arrested. That’s not a relatable thing normal people can identify with. And if I was arrested, I probably wouldn’t hate the cops, because I would realize that doing something illegal runs the risk of me getting arrested. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Don’t they teach you slop queefs these things in the ratchet academy?

Then there’s Birdy Charron….

Here’s his brilliant commentary….

Of course Birdy is just mad at the world because his south shore rap career hasn’t gone as planned. That’s why he spends most of his time making tummy pancakes to the Sears Catalogue and meeting up with other Internet nerds for some late night gaming action!

Diane Spartos from Weymouth said that there was somehow another side to this story….

On dogs? Hey Diane, 2006 called – they want their ebonics back. And no, there’s really only one side to this story. Your worthless friend murdered a father of two in cold blood. Speaking of sides, Diane’s kind of like a record. She has two sides, and strangers can purchase her, flip her over, and then throw her in the dumpster when they no longer have use for her.

Oh, and she lost her job at Braintree Pizza because of this Facebook post. Well done shorty!

Which of these winners is gonna be the first one to file a deformation suit against us?

39 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    That Jake’s bringing out the gay in me.

    I want to punch him in the temple so he’s out cold, remove his pants, get behind him and hold up his waist as I fuck his ass, then steal his sneakers and leave him lying there.

    Then take Amara, put her in some gyno stirrups, and pour a gallon of Betadyne in her snatch.

  • Timmy Bizznelli
    July 17, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Dox these people so they lose their jobs…

    …OH WAIT.

  • Justice for Cops
    July 17, 2018 at 6:08 am

    That junkie will get his wigger beat in jail. These other junkies say mental illness and throw it around like it’s a excuse to not take out the trash when their parents tell them to. Those cum dumpsters should have ended up in their mothers mouth or down her ass. I hope the all O.D

  • Only one with common sense
    July 16, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    This website is a joke. You are all part of the problem, dragging his supporters for having stupid opinions instead of focusing on the real issues. Manny was a fake thug scumbag that deserves what he’s ginna get and more, but he’s apso mentally ill. It’s not an excuse he is still clearly responsible, but it explains what he did. His own mother said he was crazy, off his meds n that she had a restraining order against him. Our mental healthcare system is broken and trumps administration defunding it has only made it harder for people to get help but nah don’t focus on that instead laugh at these people until you forget about officer chesna and that poor elderly woman in two weeks. Or ykno until the next crazy guy kills someone maybe even another cop. Have fun pulling the wool over your sheeple eyes

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      July 17, 2018 at 6:35 am

      Wait. Did you just blame Trump?
      Of course you did..

      • Hughbo Mont
        July 18, 2018 at 1:00 pm

        He forgets that states run mental hospitals. Give him a break. LOL not

        However, I’m surprised that Mass isnt full of mental hospitals. Mental patients can have someone help them decide who to vote for on the ballot.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      July 17, 2018 at 9:01 am

      It’s the NRA’s fault that the cops have guns mental fuckers can shoot them with. Wait what?!

  • TJB
    July 16, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    TEN TIMES THE SCUM SHOT HIM. Foxnews tonight-“BOSTON – A Massachusetts police officer who was shot about 10 times with his own service weapon was described by community members on Monday as a loving and compassionate family man who had long aspired to be a police officer.” Capital Murder.

  • Dave
    July 16, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    hmmmm…they’ll be back on this site in a couple years, some maybe sooner.

  • Tb fan
    July 16, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    Those 3 cunts aren’t worth the cost of a plan b. Hopefully they and the 2 other shit heads are all sterile. Honestly id like to spew more hatred toward them but they aren’t worth the keystrokes.

  • Ray Patriarca
    I hate assholes
    July 16, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Karma is a great thing. All of these assholes will encounter it, hopefully sooner than later.
    And what will I do?
    Laugh !!!
    And piss on their graves!
    Jake will end up as Bubba’s bitch in jail at some point and come out with an asshole the size of a pie plate.
    The disgusting puttana will overdose and fucking die. And while she’s lying there, semi comatose, I hope she gets railed in the ass hard…no lube !
    Fuck ’em all.
    Please die and stop consuming good oxygen that can be used by decent human beings

    • AMRAK
      July 17, 2018 at 11:28 am

      I hate the whole “Karma” thing. If Karma is real, then you are saying you believe that Officer Chesna must have done something at some point to deserve his horrible and untimely death then, correct?

      These assholes don’t need a Hindu/Buddhist “spiritual principle” to get what is coming to them.

  • citypoint
    July 16, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    Just think of poor Manny having guards spit in his food and generally make his life miserable until he hopefully decides to off himself like Jake here,the most oppressed white kid in the world.

  • Take some Tea
    July 16, 2018 at 5:20 pm

    Aninna stabbed a girl In braintree named nicole stone. Did time.

  • Fentanyl
    July 16, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Hey, if it makes you feel any better, soon enough I’m gonna leave these fuckin’ hoodrats cold, blue and foaming at the mouth in the back of some Dunkin’ Donuts. You’re free to take a shit on their carcasses before they get hauled away by the EMTs.

  • WeAreFucked
    July 16, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Every one of these useless ratchets are covered in tattoos. Peeps r just trying to b unique.
    ‘Nuf said.

    • Lilly
      July 16, 2018 at 7:33 pm

      Some of the nicest people I know are covered in tattoos. Having tattoos doesn’t make you a bad person or a drug user at all. But that’s just my opinion.

    • Lilly
      July 16, 2018 at 7:33 pm

      Some of the nicest people I know are covered in tattoos. Having tattoos doesn’t make you a bad person or a drug user at all. But that’s just my opinion.

      • Angrymic
        July 17, 2018 at 8:26 am

        Not all tatooed people are scumbags, but all scumbags are tatooed people.

    July 16, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    O0oo000 my favorite kind of blog. I love the blogs that have these white trash slam pigs. who think they are black covered in tasteless cheap tattoos that julio gave them on the front porch to build his (portfolio) after he put his babies in their tuna tunnels. I really dont get why so many white kids in my generation love to embrace the whole thug life thing. Seriously though, most come from good homes but act like they dont & act like they are super hood and tough. I dont get it. why would you take the nice lifestyle you have in a nice home with nice things & mostly nice decent parents who do everything in their power to give you the world. Then give it up & throw it all away for a life of misery. that’s just going to put you in the ground or jail or end up with kids you cant afford and dont want, or all of the above? I dont get it, their is nothing appealing about the thug lyfe yo. You want to have a gun, then dont get arrested like an idiot, you want a nice car or home, go to fucking school or take up a trade, you want girls, be a fucking man and act respectful twords them, get your shit together and they will flock too you! You dont have to live that thug lyfe to have those things. Yeah you might not make a few hundred or millions a day by working like a productive member of society, at least you wont worry about jail, death or retirement! You dont have to worry about the cops, stick up kids or junkies kicking in your door to rob you while your asleep. You dont have to worry about who’s snitchin on you. You wont have to worry about little daquan getting hit by a stray bullet. You wont have to worry about your mom crying ” oooh my poor baby, he was such a good kid, he din do nuffin he was an angel” on the news after you’re dead in the street. You most likely wont have to worry about child support or waiting for the food stamps to drop at noon, on the day of the month that coralate’ with the last number of your social security card. You wont have to worry about your dick burning because of those hoes ain’t loyal yo. You also wont have to worry about getting a good job or a career or where you’re going to live, you wont have to worry about roach infested public housing. Most of all, you wont have to worry about the whole populace not taking you seriously. For fuck sake give it up, it’s not doing anything to benefit you and its definitely not making you look cool or give you street cred. You look like an idiot and your black friends think you are. It’s funny as well because most black folk are moving away from that type of life but lots of white people are flocking twords it. The shit you hear and see in rap videos is all fake I’m sorry to burst your bubble, the car rented the money counterfeit or on loan the broads strippers the coke is baby powder it’s not fucking real. It’s not been real for the last 10 years. Drake no matter what he says or you say is not fucking gangster he played a handicapped kid on the Disney channel! Lil pump is not in a gucci gang maybe a chooch ie gang and 69 is not a blood he’s a fuckin skinner who touch rapes little girls and has rainbow colored hair.

    • TLDR
      July 16, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      You started out strong but I fell asleep somewhere around the second paragraph. Who the fuck could read all that????

      • Mike Litoris
        July 16, 2018 at 10:24 pm

        What paragraphs?

      • Claire
        July 17, 2018 at 3:54 am

        Amara IS a black woman you ignorant racist cunt

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 18, 2018 at 1:08 pm

      Good home wrt financials is not the same as good upbringing which requires good parents. Plenty of shitty parents who make big bucks.

  • Devil Dick Sandwich
    July 16, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    Several of these young women I would gladly sodomize. I would even throw in take out Chinese and cab fair home.

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      July 16, 2018 at 6:33 pm

      I wanna donkey punch their fartboxes..

  • Clitty Litter
    July 16, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    That chicks belly tatt says “indestructible “……
    Sounds like a (needed) boastful condom advertisement.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 18, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      The entire NBA lineup and I are ready to test that staement

  • BirdyManSwallows
    July 16, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    The question here is who swallows more cum. Birdy or Amara. I bet its Birdy by a mouth and asshole full.

  • Gigi
    July 16, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Um… Diane spartos screaming fuck the police but she is related to an ex state trooper

  • bigdaddy
    July 16, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    You need a ghetto to English translation for those posts . My friggen head hurts trying to figure out what the fuck these degenerates are trying to say

  • bigdaddy
    July 16, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Jake DeCoste is still waiting to get laid for the first time

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 18, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      Oh I’ll fuck him! I’ll fuck his throat so deep I’ll be poking his small intestine!

  • Twat
    July 16, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Amara, nice cuts on your arm. Next time make it worth your while and slit an artery. Cute salvation army wardrobe you got there too.

    • Topsfield Fair is Sect 8 Disney
      July 16, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      Horizontal forearm slices are for show. Vertical wrist slices are to go. If these trash bags knew that, everyone would be better off.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 16, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Won’t that affect their chances of getting a job? Oh, wait…

  • Raid
    July 16, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Kerry Neill must be so proud. She’s the mother of this cockroach.

  • The Mooch.
    July 16, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    Hey Amara, The Mooch could’ve sworn he saw you in Back Door Gangbang Sluts 17.

    • bigdaddy
      Bill Clinton
      July 16, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      Where can I get a copy of that I am asking for a friend

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