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Whenever a cop gets killed around here (how sad is it that this is such a common occurrence now?) it always leads to a handful of yahoos coming out of the woodwork and saying stupid shit on social media. So what we like to do is shame them. Because you’re allowed to say whatever you want in this country, but we have the right to make you Turtleboy famous if you say something insanely dumb. And unfortunately for ratchets, the Internet is forever. Let’s check out some of New England’s finest and see what they had to say about the tragic murder of Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna, starting with former Weymouth resident who has moved on to Rockland, Jake DeCoste….
As you can see Skinny Camo Jeans Jake here is under the impression that he’s some sort of hardo, even though he has grown up as white and suburban as possible. Nevertheless he feels free to use the n word rather flagrantly on social media….
If you’re using a hashtag for a sailboating team, you’re not hood. Doesn’t matter how many flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats you purchase.
Jake DeCoste is under the impression that he’s some sort of badass because he couldn’t graduate from regular high school, so he had to go to evening school for the dumb kids who politicians wanted “pushed along” so they could have better graduation rates to run on in the next election cycle.
Hey Jake, here’s an idea – maybe you wouldn’t mind the cops so much if you stopped doing illegal things. Like buying and selling xanny’s…..
He’s constantly posting about how sad he is and how the world is against him….
And he basically looks for pity by announcing how he wants to end it all…
Hey Jake, I got someone you could call up to make you feel better….
Next up was Annina Zahra, who ironically didn’t see anything inconsistent with writing FUCK TURTLEBOY SPORTS THEY SUCK IF YOU SUPPORT THEM DELETE ME, while sharing our link to the blog…
Newsflash – if you share our blogs on Facebook, you are supporting Turtleboy Sports. Delete yo self foo!!
Annina is from Boston, and from the looks of her she’s got a coupon deal for xanny bars…
She was whining about how people only care when a cop is killed, as opposed to a criminal like Michael Brown who was killed in the commission of a felony.
Naturally she decided this would be the ideal time to yell “fuck the police”:
Hate is a strong word girl. Personally, I’d hate to wake up every morning and look like the woman by the railroad tracks exchanging handjobs for crack. But you hate law enforcement. Why is that?
Oh right, because people who support the police, “have never been reprimanded or arrested.” Yea, the thing is, you’re not supposed to get arrested. That’s not a relatable thing normal people can identify with. And if I was arrested, I probably wouldn’t hate the cops, because I would realize that doing something illegal runs the risk of me getting arrested. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Don’t they teach you slop queefs these things in the ratchet academy?
Then there’s Birdy Charron….
Here’s his brilliant commentary….
Of course Birdy is just mad at the world because his south shore rap career hasn’t gone as planned. That’s why he spends most of his time making tummy pancakes to the Sears Catalogue and meeting up with other Internet nerds for some late night gaming action!
Diane Spartos from Weymouth said that there was somehow another side to this story….
On dogs? Hey Diane, 2006 called – they want their ebonics back. And no, there’s really only one side to this story. Your worthless friend murdered a father of two in cold blood. Speaking of sides, Diane’s kind of like a record. She has two sides, and strangers can purchase her, flip her over, and then throw her in the dumpster when they no longer have use for her.
Oh, and she lost her job at Braintree Pizza because of this Facebook post. Well done shorty!
Which of these winners is gonna be the first one to file a deformation suit against us?