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Here Are The Elite 8 For Ratchet Madness 


Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 round of Ratchet Madness in the Chudstuffer and Trap Queen regions. Here’s the 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Elite 8.

Money Mike Cadena becomes our second 1 seed to be eliminated at the hands of 12th seeded Gina Clark. In hindsight she was very underseeded. Bobbin for Boners lost a close one, and I’m sad to see the New Bedford Bukkake Poundcake get eliminated as well. Here’s the Vegas odds on who’s going to win it all now.

Rian Waters hasn’t gotten less 76% in any of his matchups. Those are Didi Delgado numbers. He has to be the favorite at this point. Based solely on voting so far Juicin Jeremy has to be a favorite over Maude the Fraud, and Jackoff Sauce just jumped way up as well. I’m looking forward to the most anticipated matchup of the tournament though Franklin Smollett vs. Greg Bates. We pick things up on Monday.



2 Comment(s)
  • Fear the Turtle!
    April 27, 2019 at 12:18 am

    BUCKETS of bowel movement!

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 27, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Bobbin for boners is a shocker

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