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Voting in the Elite 8 of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness is completed, and here are your Final Four ratchets:
What a tournament. Last year the Final Four were 1, 2, 6, and 11 seeds. This year the 1 seeds cruised to the Final 4, except for the Burlington Mall Fupaslug, who remarkably was upset in the first round. Meanwhile the Fall River Dirty Dick Trap Queens have been killing everyone since their one vote victor over the 4th seeded Springfield Lickalotapuss and pet Beefalope.
We’ve never seen anything like Didi before. She hasn’t gotten less than 79% in a matchup yet. That’s remarkable. Meanwhile Bibaud and Genduso continue to garner comfortable wins of over 60%.
I don’t like to get involved in these things because we don’t want to influence the voters, but in my opinion the Dirty Dick Trap Queens are by far the most ratchet people we’ve covered in the last year. And they’re easily the most formidable opponent Didi has faced thus far.
Here’s the deal – Clarence Woods Emerson gets out of 30 day Facebook jail on Saturday at midnight. We want to broadcast the winners with a One Shining Moment montage at the beginning of Turtleboy Live. So we’re going to do so on Sunday night at 10 PM. Here’s the link to Clarence’s Facebook page. Make sure to follow him so you can catch the show and follow us without being shadow banned.
Final 4 voting – Wednesday and Thursday.
Championship voting – Friday through Sunday.
Trap Queens +800